FEI Monthly October Issue

Deng deng deng deng~~~~~~~~~
After all the suffer we went through

Finally our very first FEI Magazine are out........
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Fei Questions and Answers (old collections)

Question: Nice photo! How did you take the shot?

Answer: use my camera...

Question: What's the heaviest mee on the world?

Answer: Wan Tan Mee (one tonne mee)

Question: What's the blackest money on the world?

Answer: 50 cent (the black rapper from US).

Question: Why superman's shirt is always so tight?

Answer: because "s" size....

Have a nice day people. :D

最常见的9种叫床声音，你喜欢哪种??

1. 手机闹钟铃声
2. 普通床头闹钟
3. 那种会满地打滚的变态闹钟
4. 被爸妈拎耳朵起床
5. 被同床的人一脚踢下床
6. 每天早上都叫人短信叫床
7. 每天早上都叫人电话叫床
8. 音响到点自动播放
9. 不要叫床，睡觉睡到自然醒

由于答案过于劲爆，请自行翻白（ctrl+a)

Farewell

Its almost 2 pm now, chill wind blowing on my face. Cant help but to feel sad that after five years, we will be parting ways and heading into divergent routes in our respective lives. I personally feel that these 5 years were not spent in vain, after having known all the greatest personalities on earth thus far.

We are not only university mates. We are not only friends. We are soul mates who have gone through the thick and thin of varsity lives. 5 years, if you ask me, is not a short time. There are many obstacles, challenges to face, spiritually, mentally and physically. But we are always there for each other, trying to pull our companions out from the sea of troubles.

So, my friends, you are indeed the greatest treasure that I have found after these 5 years. I fear that I cant repay all your kindness that you have offered. What I can do is to pray that each and every one of you will have a successful career in the future, as well as a very happy life with your families, current or would-be.

I also wish to offer you a song, always love (总有爱) by Beyond. Even in a room of darkness, there is always a glimpse of light, waiting to shine on you and guide you to the right path. Each word in this song represents the most sincere of words that I can offer to you:

总有爱

lyrics: ka keung
melody: ka keung

千般百股暖流　從你關心的說話
深深感激一切　我一生記心中
在急風撲面而來　迷失中找到你
我的心不須驚怕　有你伴我身邊

時光總飛逝　未能停留
容許多給你愛
以歌聲感激知心好友
我願為你高歌

有天可相聚　未曾遺忘
人海中得到你
與天邊中的海角與你
快樂地再高歌

風吹雨打過程　成我一生的鍛練
不懂哭泣衝刺　有歡呼有歌聲
讓心窩熾熱未來　人生中總有愛
以雙手驅走黑暗　有願望有星光

時光總飛逝　未能停留
容許多給你愛
以歌聲感激知心好友
我願為你高歌

有天可相聚　未曾遺忘
人海中得到你
與天邊中的海角與你
快樂地再高歌

Till we meet again.

Theme Song for CurryPuff Girls

This song is to credit a girl band in UTP graduating batch Jan 2010.
Not S.H.E.
Not SNSD.

But ... CurryPuff Girls!

Composer: Diane Warren ("I Don't Want to Miss A Thing")
Lyricist: Chong

...I don't want to miss lee teng ...
I don't want to miss ngai yoong ...
oh toh jia lin ...
and I don't want to miss a thing ...

痞子蔡欠扁问答题

狮子的哥哥叫什么？？

答案：狮子


答案请自行翻白（ctrl+a)

1 Malaysia

This karangan is what we call satu malaysia.....

国油电子电机工程系 (EE)的毕业歌

如果我這次猜拳猜輸了
會不會我就被神取消了 我愛你的資格
未來會怎樣誰敢保證呢
此時此刻怎麼輕飄飄的 好像不是真的
真的 以為情歌還不都是騙人的
真的 忘了變成啞巴有多久了

依依不捨 捨不得 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我怕太超現實的快樂 只是你借給我的
緊緊抱著 擁抱著 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我的靈魂二十一公克 因為你而完整了 完美了

把此刻反摺反摺再反摺
摺成一萬一千一百一十零一隻千紙鶴
如果說夢是現實的反射
能不能就這樣讓我們賴在一起睡著了
真的 自己原來還有做夢的資格
原來 傷過心的心還是肉做的

依依不捨 捨不得 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我怕太超現實的快樂 只是你借給我的
緊緊抱著 擁抱著 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我的靈魂二十一公克 因為你而完整了 完美了

依依不捨 捨不得 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我怕太超現實的快樂 只是你借給我的
緊緊抱著 擁抱著 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我的靈魂二十一公克 因為你而完整了 完美了

把不可能 變可能 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
你眼神裡那一種光澤 心裡還是熱熱的
最親愛的 心愛的 地球上最浪漫的一首歌
把苦苦的變的甜甜的 因為你失而獲得 找到了~~~

为什么？ 因为: 依依不舍 舍不得 地球上最浪漫的一首歌 (EE 不舍 舍不得）

废

这是一个废的blog

很久没有update le

有人问：为什么那么懒惰uppdate?

我们答：荒废 也是废的一种

EE gathering

EE students going to organize the EE gathering, and as the treasurer, Raveen posted this in his status :

Raveen Kumar Ramalingam to all power system majoring students, pls kindly pay rm 25 to me before friday,9th April,
my CIMB account numb is 0809007xxxxxxx, email add-raveenkmr@gmail.com...wen transferring, include ur name, id and hp numb...thanks and pls give cooperation..

and one of the genius fr EE, majoring in power system, asked a question :

wXXX: oi

raveen's email

u send to add-raveenkmr@gmail.com?

oo..see wronglu

JOURNEY TO THE WEST

FEI Production

Presents

JOURNEY TO THE WEST

 

Director    :    Jack Neo Chong

Screen Writer    :    Cooling King

Cast    :    FEI's Members

SCENE #001

 

NARRATOR    This is a story about how a group of extraordinary people traveled to thousand miles away at West for a sacred Buddhist Sutra. How extraordinary are they? We shall introduce them to you, one by one.

    First, we have Sun Wukong the crazy Monkey King.

    Next, the sleepy one at behind is Zhu Bajie, ex-Marshall from Milky Way.

    The pity one who carries all luggages is Sha Wujing, the fallen General from immortal world.

    And last but not least, we have the leader of the team at front. Tang Sanzang the nerdy monk who is edible for long live.

    Due to global warming, the troop suffered under extreme heat, and the extreme weather would bring them an unexpected trouble. Here's how the story begins …

 

(ZHU rests at behind while the others continue walking to the left. SUN noticed that and turns back.)

 

SUN    (Koncks on ZHU's head) Don't curi tulang at behind. No time to waste!

 

ZHU    Can't help la, Brader! Do you see the Sun? Do you sense the heat? Do you feel the dryness? Do you …

 

SUN    Do you want me to smack you? (About to beat)

 

ZHU    (Surrenders) Okay, I know I'm wrong. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry …

 

("Sorry, Sorry" plays and the team dances …)

 

SUN    Cut!

 

(Music stops.)

 

SUN    Are we supposed to find somewhere to rest instead of dancing to nobody?

 

(Prelude of "Nobody" plays …)

 

SUN    (Shouts to control room) Cut!

 

(Music stops.)

 

SUN    (Shouts to control room) Play songs again and I'll smack you together with Zhu Bajie!

 

TANG    Wukong, don't be rude to the organizers. Be grateful to them. Anyway, you all are right. We should find somewhere to have a break. But where?

 

SHA    (Discovers a mamak at left and points) Sifu, I saw a mamak over there!

 

ZHU    Okay, jom mamak! (Runs ahead)

 

(The team sits at mamak. Mamak ANIH comes out.)

 

ANIH    (Indian accent) Yo, Boss! What do you want?

 

SUN    Milo ais. RBTM

 

SHA    Teh ais kurang manis. RBTM Cheese.

 

TANG    Plain water. Maggi goreng without meat.

 

ZHU    Watermelon juice. Maggi goreng double. (Whispers) With meat.

 

ANIH    Yosh. Be right here. (Goes back)

 

SHA    Sifu, how far do we still have to go?

 

TANG    From the direction of the Buddha, we have traveled for 3141.59 miles, passed through 132 cities, met 459 demons …

 

SHA    Sorry, Sifu. So how far to go?

 

(Silence.)

 

TANG    Frankly speaking, I don't know.

 

(Silence again.)

 

SUN    Is this a joke or a statement, Sifu?

 

SHA    Which part should I laugh, Sifu?

 

ANIH    (Serves drinks) Mari mari. Drinks first, Boss!

 

ZHU    Yayaya, let's have something first. (Gets drink ahead)

 

SUN    See, Zhu Bajie will only be the fastest in this kind of scenario.

 

TANG    Wukong, stop criticizing.

 

(Everyone gets drinks.)

 

SHA    Anih, is there any town nearby?

 

ANIH    Yes, there's one at 10 miles from here. A newly-opened 7-11 is there.

 

SHA    Great! I can buy plasters to pad my burdened shoulders.

 

ZHU    Even greater. There must be muimui in the town.

 

SUN    Excuse me, are you soooooooooo pathetic to see beauty?

 

ZHU    C'mon, I'm a man. I'm lonely. I have my mental need. What's wrong? I don't want to be like you seeing monkeys everyday back at your cave.

 

SUN    Fuuuuuuuuuu you! Are you tired of living?

 

TANG    Wukong, stop it!

 

(SUN stands up and prepares to beat ZHU. Suddenly, SUN collapses on chair.)

 

SUN    Damn dizzy … (Falls)

 

ZHU    Me too …(Falls)

 

TANG    What's wrong with it … (Falls)

 

SHA    (Points ANIH) Owh, you drugged us … (Falls)

 

(Silence. WHITE BONE comes out from behind.)

 

ANIH    My Lord, the sleeping pills from Guardians are awesome! They sleep instantly!

 

WHITE    I like the effect. Anih, you know what to do next.

 

ANIH    Yes, My Lord. (Starts searching for valuables in luggage)

 

WHITE    Is there something wrong with you? We don't want money. We want Tang Sanzang!

 

ANIH    Okay. Sorry, sorry …

 

(Prelude of "Sorry, Sorry" plays.)

 

ANIH    (Shouts to control room) Hey, do you guys want to be that sarcastic?

 

(Music stops.)

 

WHITE    Ignore them, Anih. We have more important thing to do.

 

ANIH    Yes, My Lord. The kitchen is ready. Let's bring our yummy flesh back.

 

WHITE    Let me do it.

 

(WHITE uses keys to wake TANG up. The zombie-like TANG jumps to right with them. ANIH ties TANG and leaves him on stage. The duo goes down from stage.)

 

SCENE #002

 

(At the deserted mamak, the trio are still in coma. A passer-by comes out and turns around them.)

 

PASSER-BY    Wake up.

 

(No respond.)

 

PASSER-BY    (Gets a speaker) Wake UP!!!!!!!

 

(All wakes up.)

 

PASSER-BY    What are you all doing here?

 

SHA    We're going to get Sutra in India.

 

ZHU    Yalor, yalor, yalor!

 

PASSER-BY    Then why do you all end up here?

 

SUN    The weather is hot. We bring Sifu to stop here for a drink.

 

ZHU    Yalor, yalor, yalor!

 

SHA    Oh ya! We were being drugged just now. It must be that Anih!

 

ZHU    Yalor, yalor, yalor!

 

PASSER-BY    So it's only three of you?

 

SHA    (Looks around) Ya, only three of us.

 

ZHU    Yalor, yalor, yalor!

 

SUN    (Mimics) Yalor, yalor, yalor! Can you say something else, Stupid?

 

ZHU    Sifu, Sun Wukong says I'm stupid.

 

SUN    No use la. Sifu is not here, Stupid.

 

ZHU    Okay, okay. I know I'm stupid.

 

SHA    (Looks around) Ya, Sifu is not here.

 

(Silence.)

 

SUN SHA ZHU    Sifu is missing!!!!!

 

ZHU    So Sifu missing, then no need to get Sutra. No need to get Sutra, then we can dismiss. PANGKANG!

 

(Everyone starts to bash ZHU.)

 

PASSER-BY    Do you sense how severe the condition is? You all can't even protect your Sifu. What might happen to him? Might be eaten by demons for long live.

 

SUN    Who are you? How do you know all these? Are you a demon as well?

 

PASSER-BY    Who I am is not important.

 

SUN    It's is. Because my job is to bash demons!

 

(SUN is about to beat PASSER-BY. PASSER-BY chants and SUN suddenly freezes.)

 

SUN    Why can't I move? What have you done to me?

 

PASSER-BY    Poor Sun Wukong. You are still as repulsive as before. Go and save your Sifu before it's too late. (Passes paper to SHA) This is the GPS coordinate. Good luck!

 

SUN    Hey, who are you?

 

(PASSER-BY leaves the stage and SUN's spell is removed.)

 

SUN    Who the heck is that? How dare he perform spells on me?!

 

SHA    I think we should start finding Sifu. (Takes GPS out from backpack) The coordinate is … (Gets the direction and points) It's over there!

 

(The team leaves the stage.)

 

SCENE #003

 

(TANG is tied. ANIH and WHITE walk up and discuss on how to cook TANG.)

 

WHITE    I've got him, finally. After this meal, I will gain my longevity!

 

ANIH    It's great, My Lord. With the power of long live, I'm sure you can surpass the Spider Demon and the Fox Demon.

 

WHITE    Yes, I will prove to all that I, the White Bone, will be the strongest woman in the demon industry. Hahahaha!

 

ANIH    So how should we cook the monk, My Lord? Steam, fry, grill, barbecue, rendang, or teriyaki?

 

WHITE    No. I just learnt how to cook tomyam through Asian Food Channel. We'll make tomyam soup using Tang Sanzang!

 

(SUN, SHA, and ZHU appears from another side.)

 

SUN    The one in the tomyam soup will be both of you, Demons!

 

SHA    How dare you all drug us!

 

ZHU    You still owe me Maggi Goreng Double!

 

ANIH    Well, well, well. Since everyone here, I will cook you all in tomyam soup also. My Lord, I'll settle them!

 

SUN    (Takes toothpick out) See how I turn my stick longer! (Another hand towards SHA) Pass me the stick!

 

(SUN gets the stick and fights with ANIH. SHA and ZHU sit at side and eats kuaci like audiences. SUN defeats ANIH in Ip-Man style, causing ANIH slides backwards and escapes.)

 

SUN    Such a loser! (Turns to WHITE) White Bone Demon, I'll finish you as well!

 

(Both fight in middle while SHA takes TANG away secretly. Although being electrocuted by WHITE in midway, SUN finally defeats WHITE.)

 

ZHU    Sun Wukong, Sifu is safe in one piece! You just let go of that beauty.

 

SUN    No! Demon is our enemy. They will harass us again and again. I have to kill her!

 

TANG    Stop it, Wukong! Spare her and her them for reflection.

 

SUN    (Thinking) Okay, Since Sifu says so, I'll spare your life. But don't let me see you again!

 

(The team continues the journey. But WHITE follows them at behind.)

 

WHITE    Sun Wukong! Please don't leave me alone! (Runs towards SUN)

 

SUN    (Stops WHITE) Stop! Are you looking for dead?

 

WHITE    No, My Dear. I have to confess.

 

TANG    What do you want to confess, Miss?

 

WHITE    Sun Wukong, hold your breath. Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you …

 

SUN    Get lost!

 

WHITE    … You stunned me in the fight just now. Over again, don't make me change my mind.

 

SUN    (Impatient) Are you enough?

 

(SUN chases WHITE around slowly.)

 

SHA    Wow, it's damn romantic. Hehehe …

 

ZHU    (To control room) Music!

 

("My Heart Will Go On" plays. PASSER-BY appears.)

 

PASSER-BY    Stop!

 

(Music stops. Everyone looks at PASSER-BY.)

 

PASSER-BY    This is Indian temple. Dancing is not prohibited here.

 

SUN    You again?! Listen, I'm not dancing, but the (Points WHITE) I-dunno-who keeps saying she falls for me chasing me like hell and ... wait … this is India?

 

SHA    (Looks at GPS) Hey all, it's true. We are now in India, ready to get Sutra.

 

TANG    It's good news for us. Amitabha. Let's hurry up to meet the Buddha for his guidance.

 

ZHU    Exactly. The sooner we see him, the sooner we can go back.

 

SHA    But where is Buddha?

 

(PASSER-BY points himself but nobody sees him pointing.)

 

SUN    I think we need to find the Buddha around.

 

(Everyone tours around the stage to find the Buddha. WHITE kept approaching SUN but kept chased off by SUN. PASSER-BY turns the name card on him upwards. TANG searches around and ended up on the name card.)

 

TANG    B-U-D-D-H-A. Everyone, I think I found Buddha.

 

(Everyone looks towards PASSER-BY, as well as TANG raises head to see PASSER-BY.

 

ALL    You are the Buddha?

 

PASSER-BY    Well, is there any problem?

 

(Scene freezes. NARRATOR comes to front with a book.)

 

NARRATOR    This is the last pit stop of the journey. They reached India and eventually got the sacred Buddhist Sutra from the hard-to-recognize Buddha. After that, the troop returned to China and the China Tang Emperor rewarded them handsomely. Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang had achieved Buddhahood, while Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were being promoted as well. Was the White Bone Demon with the Crazy Monkey King Sun Wukong in the end? Maybe yes, maybe no.
This is the final chapter of Journey to the West, narrated by Mamak Anih.
RBTM, Boss?

Gong Xi Fatt Chai

A : Gong Xi Fa Chai
Kuai Lai Kai Tai

B : Ma De

A : Hahahaha

Saddest thing that can happen in UTP

In final year, one of the saddest things is :

We want to go class, but we got no classes to go anymore. :P

Business-minded Engineering Students

A: so late baru online ?

haha

B: got class ma just now

y u din go?

i din sign for u

A: sien lo didnt sign for me

next time sign la

B: cannt sign la.. only few ppl in the class.. the lec suspect later

A: u dunt sign for urself la

u sign for me

hahaha

B: cannt lo.. i so famous.. lec remember my name one

A: sien lo...

later lecturer dulan me lo

i so sked lo

B: yala.. u b careful la.. test 1 sure cannt score dy

A: alamak die lo die lo (holding head covering face)

sked lo liddat

next class must go d

go early

kenot go play d lo

must study d

later kenot score

B: aiyo.. die lo.. all our weekend plan next sem x jadi dy

A: kenot go d ler...must study la..miss one class d

later kenot score test

B: die la u.. u can only miss 10% of the class.. now un edy missed 8%

A: yala

kenot miss any class d

later kena barred

haha

so foundation la liddis

B: u go clinic tipu mc la

A: yeah..must walk to clinic

and beg mor mc d

B: no need.. u tipu one.. then photostat a few to keep

every week gv one to the lec

A: can sell to frens oso

one for rm 1 oso can

B: good idea.. photostat one MC only 10 cents the most.. sell RM1.. wa.. profit 900%?

i bcome ur business partner la

A: can la...

when a lot ppl need mc we increase price

1.50

:))

B: i think we can open clinic terus lo

open one bside v5 shop

A: hahaha

no doctor, no medicine

just mc

B: got.. we are the doctors la

we can sign for the mc one

since we r doctors.. we can increase the price for mc

A: hehe...can oso...

B: RM10 per mc also no prob

A: depending on days...got package oso..if wanna take longer leave have to pay more

we will provide fake photos to be uploaded on fb to show to ppl that u are sick

B: yea.. n if want mc for final hv to pay triple

we must hv operation room also

take fake photo that we r operating the person

A: yeah..

can even fake death photo and death cert for those who want to take permanent leave and lari from sponsors

but of course

much higher price

quality is guaranteed

B: dead photo need to charge at least RM1000 n above..

coz lari from sponsor means lari RM100,000

so shud charge more

A: yeah...

upon request we will oso organize fake funeral and burial for the customer

if pay more we can even get a substitute corpse

for the custormer

but of course

pay more

B: wa.. tht one must charge very high dy.. coz can tipu insurance claim also

A: hmm..yeah..must write a contract to share the insurance claim

B: got the money edy we can expand our business to other uni

A: yeah..good good..applying business strategy..we can go to larger uni with more student so that can get cheap labour

and the location is better

lower the cost of operations

huhu..we can be the CEO lo

hoho

easy life d

hohoho...im so happy thinking of the money we can make

B: oh ya.. we can open medical school also then

train students to be professional MC suppliers

A: hmm..long term plan

that a good idea

B: First rule of the class: Cannot miss class by giving MC

hahahahhaha

A: hahaha...

most important rule...

if student is caught using real mc..he or she will be barred

hahaha

only fake mc is valid

B: death cert also must b fake one.. really die edy also must find a fake one

A: yeah

our fake products are of high quality

better than

real products

we strive for fake excellence

B: real product is not recognized by us

A: real products are fake and fake products are real

B: so does the utp clinic.. it shud b demolished

it neither real nor fake

they shouldnt exist at all

A: yeah..the clinic is irrelevant

sumore with our clinic there

its totally no need to be there

they should close down the clinic

B: they shud fully utilize the place.. change it to something like snooker room

A: yeah...something more useful and important

B: we acquire the utp clinic la since we can earn so much

A: haha

telan the clinic

then rebrand the clinic into one of us

B: ya.. then ask the 'nothin 2 eat' cafe beside to pay protection fee to us

earn somemore

A: haha...

venture into ah long business after that

so that ppl will borrow money from us

then when they wanna lari they will find us oso

then we make them pay for the fake service

then after that we tangkap them

B: if they got no money to pay us.. ask them to pay for fake death cert then claim insurance to pay us

A: hohoho..we can get pulangan berganda liddat

then we buy utp

make it our uni

train

the students

B: ya.. eliminate all the existing engineering courses

change the courses to suit our business needs

open courses about medic, insurance, business and law


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To ensure the personal safety of the individuals involved in the conversation above, the identities of A and B would not be disclosed.