Federation of Extreme Idiocy 废柴大联盟

2011 下半年听了想笑的电台广告（个人觉得）

2011-12-26T11:11:00.003+08:00

2011即将结束，为大家分享几个个人觉得好笑的电台广告

1. 某知名品牌代理商汽车广告
这广告的最后是这样说的：详情请游览 www.CCB.mecerxxx-bexx.com.my
(谜之声：那念广告的一定很讨厌这品牌~~~~）

2.某婴儿用品广告
这广告的前面是这样的：
孕妇对老公说：“老公你整天对我的肚子念“三字经”，BB听得到吗？”
老公对孕妇说：“胎教是很重要的”
（谜之声：这位老爸你也太牛了吧，孩子没出世你就叫他"三字经" =.=）

3.某艺人介绍自己
他是这样说的：“大家好，我是 MELVIN 谢XX ”
(谜之声：只能意会~~~~)

Thermography Course

2011-12-20T00:02:00.001+08:00

Guys,

I officially ended my level 1 thermography and infrared camera application course. There are total 5 levels in this course:

Level 1: Basic shape tracing
Able to differentiate if your wife's a guy before marriage, right in the sack.

Level 2: Heat signature differentiation
Able to detect the number of people in a remote 'earthquake'. (happening in a car, late night, tepi jalan...)

Level 3: Medium wavelength thermal monitoring
Able to conduct peeping-tom role from another building.

Level 4: Advanced coloured radiation detection
Able to determine the number of red coloured 'hanging bridges' in an operating washing machine.

Level 5: Enhanced 3D+HD art of thermography
Able to trace left behind heat and replay past few minutes' event thus settle the argument on whether Lee An Hwa had rape Moo Sai Fu or not.

Useful ley this course? Go apply la...

(reading the whole thing now justifies why I started this post with ''Guys''....)

Body and Platform

2011-12-18T11:49:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I do ponder on the similarity between our bodies and offshore platform:

Generator - Brain (generating impulse which is low concentrated electricity)

Pedestal crane - Arm

Compressor - Stomach

Gaslift Gas - Gastric Gas

Piping - Arteries

Crude Oil Transfer Pump - Heart

Well Head - Mouth

Well - Throat

and best of all.....

Vent to Flare - Butt to Fart

FEI-nion news - As it happened: YiuTP Curfew Riot Day 3

2011-12-12T22:37:00.005+08:00

Report

Reporters: Casanova Kian, Situp Tan Zi, Window Lee, October Tan, November Chin, December Chong

0100: The FEI-nion's Window Lee at YiuTP main gate says many are being here for the riot. The reason for this is the management feels they have additional powers to show to the students to saja implement curfew after 1am. We believe this is the first time that students are being so punctual for any event held in the YiuTP. There has been many positive messages from the students such as "*tut* you, we're *tut* doing what we want and you can *tut* my *tut* you *tut* little *tut* *tut* " and "here comes the real 2012".

0114: The riot has just getting hot here as more and more students are joining. They even have two special corners fighting for the rights to wear hot pants, and they call themselves "The Ultimate Land Crocs" and "The Sotongz".

0121: More and more groups are joining the riots. "The Far Socks Movement". "The Anti-Melvin Movement", "We All Love Mao Mao" and "Who The Hell is December Chong?" are also there.

0230: The YiuTP Auxiliary Police released about three hundred boxes of tear gases, in the form of assignment papers and failed exam slip, sending all the students running away. However, there are a bunch of high achievers still remained, refusing to bulk away. The YiuTP Auxiliary Police had to resolve to releasing pictures of their mad parents.

0640: Greater Iskandester Police release a first batch of 17 images and names of suspects who led the riot, namely Ho Pang Ko, Ma Kus Chan, Tan Wen Tat and Biu Tee Suan.

0800: Ministry of Pets and Pests (MPP) statement: "We have enough prison rooms in wee-six for those that are sentenced to custody. There is substantial capacity in the prison system."

1348: The Federation of Extreme Idiocy has refused to admit on sending supporters to the riot. President FEI says "We would not done so. It should've been a good business to rent supporters to such happening event but no, we are not going to admit our involvement in this riot until somebody found the evidence of us doing so. But I stand firm on refusing to admit to this accusation as all evidence was burnt."

2 Meanings

2011-12-12T21:09:00.000+08:00

Teacher says, there are two meanings to the below sentence:

"Turn on that f*cking machine"

*No prizes for those who can get this lame joke.

Na Xie Nian - Those Days

2011-12-03T17:11:00.006+08:00

Na xie nian, we all knew each other during MAS,
Na xie nian, we all walked all the way to jarum emas,
Na xie nian, we go ipoh by bus,
Na xie nian, we all sleep front row in class,

Na zie nian, Chong Kian basketball court there buat pengsan,
Na xie nian, Melvin go taman maju all the way jalan,
Na xie nian, Pangkor in toilet very tu lan,
Na xie nian, we laugh until bueh tahan,

Na zie nian, Boon Tat lakon MTV,
Na zie nian, Tee Hooi nangis berlari,
Na xie nian, Xi Yi show secret skill how to park kenari,
Na zie nian, Yik Lung everyday Tronoh there 漂移(Phiu Yi),

Na zie nian, we all prank Thian Hui Ching birthday,
Na zie nian, at back road hill Hui Ching shouted hey!
Na xie nian, JJ sang 千里窗外,
Na zie nian, KK pose 胸毛很帅,

:)

Za....

2011-12-03T16:01:00.000+08:00

jeng jeng jeng....

Ok

2011-01-27T18:36:00.000+08:00

OK....OK...everything is OK when you say OK..

Damn OK

Blardy OK

OK!!!

Famous Quotes By People Born on January 14

2011-01-14T00:00:00.003+08:00

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." Maureen Dowd Andy Rooney (Born in 1919); American Journalist.

"The purpose of human life is to serve and to show compassion and the will to help others." Albert Schweitzer (Born in 1875); Humanitarian and Theologian.

"Excuses are tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments for nothing." Steven Grayhm (Born in 1981); Canada Actor.

"Happiness? That's nothing more than a good health and a poor memory." Albert Schweitzer (Born in 1875); Humanitarian and Theologian.

"I just outsmarted myself. It was an easy word. I just made a stupid mistake." Samir Patel (Born in 1994) American Spelling Bee Winner.

"Which part should I laugh?" Marcus C.H.Chan (Born in 1986); Schlumberger Engineer.

"Is this a joke or a statement?" Marcus C.H.Chan (Born in 1986); Schlumberger Engineer.

"我-就-是-不-相-信-！" Marcus C.H.Chan (Born in 1986); Schlumberger Engineer.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

FEI Monthly October Issue

2010-11-14T18:32:00.004+08:00

Deng deng deng deng~~~~~~~~~
After all the suffer we went through

Finally our very first FEI Magazine are out........
There are 5 winrar file
Download all and save in the same place and then extract the part 1 file.

If u found it interesting and want to join our editor group, you are all welcome :)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Fei Questions and Answers (old collections)

2010-09-20T17:35:00.003+08:00

Question: Nice photo! How did you take the shot?

Answer: use my camera...

Question: What's the heaviest mee on the world?

Answer: Wan Tan Mee (one tonne mee)

Question: What's the blackest money on the world?

Answer: 50 cent (the black rapper from US).

Question: Why superman's shirt is always so tight?

Answer: because "s" size....

Have a nice day people. :D

最常见的9种叫床声音，你喜欢哪种??

2010-06-08T18:09:00.002+08:00

1. 手机闹钟铃声
2. 普通床头闹钟
3. 那种会满地打滚的变态闹钟
4. 被爸妈拎耳朵起床
5. 被同床的人一脚踢下床
6. 每天早上都叫人短信叫床
7. 每天早上都叫人电话叫床
8. 音响到点自动播放
9. 不要叫床，睡觉睡到自然醒

由于答案过于劲爆，请自行翻白（ctrl+a)

Farewell

2010-06-02T02:02:00.002+08:00

Its almost 2 pm now, chill wind blowing on my face. Cant help but to feel sad that after five years, we will be parting ways and heading into divergent routes in our respective lives. I personally feel that these 5 years were not spent in vain, after having known all the greatest personalities on earth thus far.

We are not only university mates. We are not only friends. We are soul mates who have gone through the thick and thin of varsity lives. 5 years, if you ask me, is not a short time. There are many obstacles, challenges to face, spiritually, mentally and physically. But we are always there for each other, trying to pull our companions out from the sea of troubles.

So, my friends, you are indeed the greatest treasure that I have found after these 5 years. I fear that I cant repay all your kindness that you have offered. What I can do is to pray that each and every one of you will have a successful career in the future, as well as a very happy life with your families, current or would-be.

I also wish to offer you a song, always love (总有爱) by Beyond. Even in a room of darkness, there is always a glimpse of light, waiting to shine on you and guide you to the right path. Each word in this song represents the most sincere of words that I can offer to you:

总有爱

lyrics: ka keung
melody: ka keung

千般百股暖流　從你關心的說話
深深感激一切　我一生記心中
在急風撲面而來　迷失中找到你
我的心不須驚怕　有你伴我身邊

時光總飛逝　未能停留
容許多給你愛
以歌聲感激知心好友
我願為你高歌

有天可相聚　未曾遺忘
人海中得到你
與天邊中的海角與你
快樂地再高歌

風吹雨打過程　成我一生的鍛練
不懂哭泣衝刺　有歡呼有歌聲
讓心窩熾熱未來　人生中總有愛
以雙手驅走黑暗　有願望有星光

時光總飛逝　未能停留
容許多給你愛
以歌聲感激知心好友
我願為你高歌

有天可相聚　未曾遺忘
人海中得到你
與天邊中的海角與你
快樂地再高歌

Till we meet again.

Theme Song for CurryPuff Girls

2010-05-24T03:26:00.005+08:00

This song is to credit a girl band in UTP graduating batch Jan 2010.
~~Not S.H.E.~~
~~Not SNSD.~~

But ... CurryPuff Girls!

Composer: Diane Warren ("I Don't Want to Miss A Thing")
Lyricist: Chong

...I don't want to miss lee teng ...
I don't want to miss ngai yoong ...
oh toh jia lin ...
and I don't want to miss a thing ...

痞子蔡欠扁问答题

2010-05-23T12:00:00.001+08:00

狮子的哥哥叫什么？？

答案：狮子

答案请自行翻白（ctrl+a)

1 Malaysia

2010-05-22T11:13:00.002+08:00

This karangan is what we call satu malaysia.....

国油电子电机工程系 (EE)的毕业歌

2010-04-29T02:16:00.003+08:00

如果我這次猜拳猜輸了
會不會我就被神取消了我愛你的資格
未來會怎樣誰敢保證呢
此時此刻怎麼輕飄飄的好像不是真的
真的以為情歌還不都是騙人的
真的忘了變成啞巴有多久了

依依不捨捨不得地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我怕太超現實的快樂只是你借給我的
緊緊抱著擁抱著地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我的靈魂二十一公克因為你而完整了完美了

把此刻反摺反摺再反摺
摺成一萬一千一百一十零一隻千紙鶴
如果說夢是現實的反射
能不能就這樣讓我們賴在一起睡著了
真的自己原來還有做夢的資格
原來傷過心的心還是肉做的

依依不捨捨不得地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我怕太超現實的快樂只是你借給我的
緊緊抱著擁抱著地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我的靈魂二十一公克因為你而完整了完美了

依依不捨捨不得地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我怕太超現實的快樂只是你借給我的
緊緊抱著擁抱著地球上最浪漫的一首歌
我的靈魂二十一公克因為你而完整了完美了

把不可能變可能地球上最浪漫的一首歌
你眼神裡那一種光澤心裡還是熱熱的
最親愛的心愛的地球上最浪漫的一首歌
把苦苦的變的甜甜的因為你失而獲得找到了~~~

为什么？
因为:

依依不舍舍不得地球上最浪漫的一首歌
(EE 不舍舍不得）

废

2010-04-20T14:24:00.003+08:00

这是一个废的blog

很久没有update le

有人问：为什么那么懒惰uppdate?

我们答：荒废也是废的一种

EE gathering

2010-04-06T17:12:00.003+08:00

EE students going to organize the EE gathering, and as the treasurer, Raveen posted this in his status :

Raveen Kumar Ramalingam to all power system majoring students, pls kindly pay rm 25 to me before friday,9th April,
my CIMB account numb is 0809007xxxxxxx, email add-raveenkmr@gmail.com...wen transferring, include ur name, id and hp numb...thanks and pls give cooperation..

and one of the genius fr EE, majoring in power system, asked a question :

wXXX: oi

raveen's email

u send to add-raveenkmr@gmail.com?

oo..see wronglu

JOURNEY TO THE WEST

2010-03-25T01:27:00.001+08:00

FEI Production

Presents

JOURNEY TO THE WEST

Director : Jack Neo Chong

Screen Writer : Cooling King

Cast : FEI's Members

SCENE #001

NARRATOR This is a story about how a group of extraordinary people traveled to thousand miles away at West for a sacred Buddhist Sutra. How extraordinary are they? We shall introduce them to you, one by one.

First, we have Sun Wukong the crazy Monkey King.

Next, the sleepy one at behind is Zhu Bajie, ex-Marshall from Milky Way.

The pity one who carries all luggages is Sha Wujing, the fallen General from immortal world.

And last but not least, we have the leader of the team at front. Tang Sanzang the nerdy monk who is edible for long live.

Due to global warming, the troop suffered under extreme heat, and the extreme weather would bring them an unexpected trouble. Here's how the story begins …

(ZHU rests at behind while the others continue walking to the left. SUN noticed that and turns back.)

SUN (Koncks on ZHU's head) Don't curi tulang at behind. No time to waste!

ZHU Can't help la, Brader! Do you see the Sun? Do you sense the heat? Do you feel the dryness? Do you …

SUN Do you want me to smack you? (About to beat)

ZHU (Surrenders) Okay, I know I'm wrong. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry …

("Sorry, Sorry" plays and the team dances …)

SUN Cut!

(Music stops.)

SUN Are we supposed to find somewhere to rest instead of dancing to nobody?

(Prelude of "Nobody" plays …)

SUN (Shouts to control room) Cut!

(Music stops.)

SUN (Shouts to control room) Play songs again and I'll smack you together with Zhu Bajie!

TANG Wukong, don't be rude to the organizers. Be grateful to them. Anyway, you all are right. We should find somewhere to have a break. But where?

SHA (Discovers a mamak at left and points) Sifu, I saw a mamak over there!

ZHU Okay, jom mamak! (Runs ahead)

(The team sits at mamak. Mamak ANIH comes out.)

ANIH (Indian accent) Yo, Boss! What do you want?

SUN Milo ais. RBTM

SHA Teh ais kurang manis. RBTM Cheese.

TANG Plain water. Maggi goreng without meat.

ZHU Watermelon juice. Maggi goreng double. (Whispers) With meat.

ANIH Yosh. Be right here. (Goes back)

SHA Sifu, how far do we still have to go?

TANG From the direction of the Buddha, we have traveled for 3141.59 miles, passed through 132 cities, met 459 demons …

SHA Sorry, Sifu. So how far to go?

(Silence.)

TANG Frankly speaking, I don't know.

(Silence again.)

SUN Is this a joke or a statement, Sifu?

SHA Which part should I laugh, Sifu?

ANIH (Serves drinks) Mari mari. Drinks first, Boss!

ZHU Yayaya, let's have something first. (Gets drink ahead)

SUN See, Zhu Bajie will only be the fastest in this kind of scenario.

TANG Wukong, stop criticizing.

(Everyone gets drinks.)

SHA Anih, is there any town nearby?

ANIH Yes, there's one at 10 miles from here. A newly-opened 7-11 is there.

SHA Great! I can buy plasters to pad my burdened shoulders.

ZHU Even greater. There must be muimui in the town.

SUN Excuse me, are you soooooooooo pathetic to see beauty?

ZHU C'mon, I'm a man. I'm lonely. I have my mental need. What's wrong? I don't want to be like you seeing monkeys everyday back at your cave.

SUN Fuuuuuuuuuu you! Are you tired of living?

TANG Wukong, stop it!

(SUN stands up and prepares to beat ZHU. Suddenly, SUN collapses on chair.)

SUN Damn dizzy … (Falls)

ZHU Me too …(Falls)

TANG What's wrong with it … (Falls)

SHA (Points ANIH) Owh, you drugged us … (Falls)

(Silence. WHITE BONE comes out from behind.)

ANIH My Lord, the sleeping pills from Guardians are awesome! They sleep instantly!

WHITE I like the effect. Anih, you know what to do next.

ANIH Yes, My Lord. (Starts searching for valuables in luggage)

WHITE Is there something wrong with you? We don't want money. We want Tang Sanzang!

ANIH Okay. Sorry, sorry …

(Prelude of "Sorry, Sorry" plays.)

ANIH (Shouts to control room) Hey, do you guys want to be that sarcastic?

(Music stops.)

WHITE Ignore them, Anih. We have more important thing to do.

ANIH Yes, My Lord. The kitchen is ready. Let's bring our yummy flesh back.

WHITE Let me do it.

(WHITE uses keys to wake TANG up. The zombie-like TANG jumps to right with them. ANIH ties TANG and leaves him on stage. The duo goes down from stage.)

SCENE #002

(At the deserted mamak, the trio are still in coma. A passer-by comes out and turns around them.)

PASSER-BY Wake up.

(No respond.)

PASSER-BY (Gets a speaker) Wake UP!!!!!!!

(All wakes up.)

PASSER-BY What are you all doing here?

SHA We're going to get Sutra in India.

ZHU Yalor, yalor, yalor!

PASSER-BY Then why do you all end up here?

SUN The weather is hot. We bring Sifu to stop here for a drink.

ZHU Yalor, yalor, yalor!

SHA Oh ya! We were being drugged just now. It must be that Anih!

ZHU Yalor, yalor, yalor!

PASSER-BY So it's only three of you?

SHA (Looks around) Ya, only three of us.

ZHU Yalor, yalor, yalor!

SUN (Mimics) Yalor, yalor, yalor! Can you say something else, Stupid?

ZHU Sifu, Sun Wukong says I'm stupid.

SUN No use la. Sifu is not here, Stupid.

ZHU Okay, okay. I know I'm stupid.

SHA (Looks around) Ya, Sifu is not here.

(Silence.)

SUN SHA ZHU Sifu is missing!!!!!

ZHU So Sifu missing, then no need to get Sutra. No need to get Sutra, then we can dismiss. PANGKANG!

(Everyone starts to bash ZHU.)

PASSER-BY Do you sense how severe the condition is? You all can't even protect your Sifu. What might happen to him? Might be eaten by demons for long live.

SUN Who are you? How do you know all these? Are you a demon as well?

PASSER-BY Who I am is not important.

SUN It's is. Because my job is to bash demons!

(SUN is about to beat PASSER-BY. PASSER-BY chants and SUN suddenly freezes.)

SUN Why can't I move? What have you done to me?

PASSER-BY Poor Sun Wukong. You are still as repulsive as before. Go and save your Sifu before it's too late. (Passes paper to SHA) This is the GPS coordinate. Good luck!

SUN Hey, who are you?

(PASSER-BY leaves the stage and SUN's spell is removed.)

SUN Who the heck is that? How dare he perform spells on me?!

SHA I think we should start finding Sifu. (Takes GPS out from backpack) The coordinate is … (Gets the direction and points) It's over there!

(The team leaves the stage.)

SCENE #003

(TANG is tied. ANIH and WHITE walk up and discuss on how to cook TANG.)

WHITE I've got him, finally. After this meal, I will gain my longevity!

ANIH It's great, My Lord. With the power of long live, I'm sure you can surpass the Spider Demon and the Fox Demon.

WHITE Yes, I will prove to all that I, the White Bone, will be the strongest woman in the demon industry. Hahahaha!

ANIH So how should we cook the monk, My Lord? Steam, fry, grill, barbecue, rendang, or teriyaki?

WHITE No. I just learnt how to cook tomyam through Asian Food Channel. We'll make tomyam soup using Tang Sanzang!

(SUN, SHA, and ZHU appears from another side.)

SUN The one in the tomyam soup will be both of you, Demons!

SHA How dare you all drug us!

ZHU You still owe me Maggi Goreng Double!

ANIH Well, well, well. Since everyone here, I will cook you all in tomyam soup also. My Lord, I'll settle them!

SUN (Takes toothpick out) See how I turn my stick longer! (Another hand towards SHA) Pass me the stick!

(SUN gets the stick and fights with ANIH. SHA and ZHU sit at side and eats kuaci like audiences. SUN defeats ANIH in Ip-Man style, causing ANIH slides backwards and escapes.)

SUN Such a loser! (Turns to WHITE) White Bone Demon, I'll finish you as well!

(Both fight in middle while SHA takes TANG away secretly. Although being electrocuted by WHITE in midway, SUN finally defeats WHITE.)

ZHU Sun Wukong, Sifu is safe in one piece! You just let go of that beauty.

SUN No! Demon is our enemy. They will harass us again and again. I have to kill her!

TANG Stop it, Wukong! Spare her and her them for reflection.

SUN (Thinking) Okay, Since Sifu says so, I'll spare your life. But don't let me see you again!

(The team continues the journey. But WHITE follows them at behind.)

WHITE Sun Wukong! Please don't leave me alone! (Runs towards SUN)

SUN (Stops WHITE) Stop! Are you looking for dead?

WHITE No, My Dear. I have to confess.

TANG What do you want to confess, Miss?

WHITE Sun Wukong, hold your breath. Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you …

SUN Get lost!

WHITE … You stunned me in the fight just now. Over again, don't make me change my mind.

SUN (Impatient) Are you enough?

(SUN chases WHITE around slowly.)

SHA Wow, it's damn romantic. Hehehe …

ZHU (To control room) Music!

("My Heart Will Go On" plays. PASSER-BY appears.)

PASSER-BY Stop!

(Music stops. Everyone looks at PASSER-BY.)

PASSER-BY This is Indian temple. Dancing is not prohibited here.

SUN You again?! Listen, I'm not dancing, but the (Points WHITE) I-dunno-who keeps saying she falls for me chasing me like hell and ... wait … this is India?

SHA (Looks at GPS) Hey all, it's true. We are now in India, ready to get Sutra.

TANG It's good news for us. Amitabha. Let's hurry up to meet the Buddha for his guidance.

ZHU Exactly. The sooner we see him, the sooner we can go back.

SHA But where is Buddha?

(PASSER-BY points himself but nobody sees him pointing.)

SUN I think we need to find the Buddha around.

(Everyone tours around the stage to find the Buddha. WHITE kept approaching SUN but kept chased off by SUN. PASSER-BY turns the name card on him upwards. TANG searches around and ended up on the name card.)

TANG B-U-D-D-H-A. Everyone, I think I found Buddha.

(Everyone looks towards PASSER-BY, as well as TANG raises head to see PASSER-BY.

ALL You are the Buddha?

PASSER-BY Well, is there any problem?

(Scene freezes. NARRATOR comes to front with a book.)

NARRATOR This is the last pit stop of the journey. They reached India and eventually got the sacred Buddhist Sutra from the hard-to-recognize Buddha. After that, the troop returned to China and the China Tang Emperor rewarded them handsomely. Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang had achieved Buddhahood, while Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were being promoted as well. Was the White Bone Demon with the Crazy Monkey King Sun Wukong in the end? Maybe yes, maybe no.
This is the final chapter of Journey to the West, narrated by Mamak Anih.
RBTM, Boss?

Gong Xi Fatt Chai

2010-02-11T00:24:00.001+08:00

A : Gong Xi Fa Chai
Kuai Lai Kai Tai

B : Ma De

A : Hahahaha

Saddest thing that can happen in UTP

2010-01-26T01:19:00.002+08:00

In final year, one of the saddest things is :

We want to go class, but we got no classes to go anymore. :P

Business-minded Engineering Students

2010-01-10T15:07:00.004+08:00

A: so late baru online ?

haha

B: got class ma just now

y u din go?

i din sign for u

A: sien lo didnt sign for me

next time sign la

B: cannt sign la.. only few ppl in the class.. the lec suspect later

A: u dunt sign for urself la

u sign for me

hahaha

B: cannt lo.. i so famous.. lec remember my name one

A: sien lo...

later lecturer dulan me lo

i so sked lo

B: yala.. u b careful la.. test 1 sure cannt score dy

A: alamak die lo die lo (holding head covering face)

sked lo liddat

next class must go d

go early

kenot go play d lo

must study d

later kenot score

B: aiyo.. die lo.. all our weekend plan next sem x jadi dy

A: kenot go d ler...must study la..miss one class d

later kenot score test

B: die la u.. u can only miss 10% of the class.. now un edy missed 8%

A: yala

kenot miss any class d

later kena barred

haha

so foundation la liddis

B: u go clinic tipu mc la

A: yeah..must walk to clinic

and beg mor mc d

B: no need.. u tipu one.. then photostat a few to keep

every week gv one to the lec

A: can sell to frens oso

one for rm 1 oso can

B: good idea.. photostat one MC only 10 cents the most.. sell RM1.. wa.. profit 900%?

i bcome ur business partner la

A: can la...

when a lot ppl need mc we increase price

1.50

:))

B: i think we can open clinic terus lo

open one bside v5 shop

A: hahaha

no doctor, no medicine

just mc

B: got.. we are the doctors la

we can sign for the mc one

since we r doctors.. we can increase the price for mc

A: hehe...can oso...

B: RM10 per mc also no prob

A: depending on days...got package oso..if wanna take longer leave have to pay more

we will provide fake photos to be uploaded on fb to show to ppl that u are sick

B: yea.. n if want mc for final hv to pay triple

we must hv operation room also

take fake photo that we r operating the person

A: yeah..

can even fake death photo and death cert for those who want to take permanent leave and lari from sponsors

but of course

much higher price

quality is guaranteed

B: dead photo need to charge at least RM1000 n above..

coz lari from sponsor means lari RM100,000

so shud charge more

A: yeah...

upon request we will oso organize fake funeral and burial for the customer

if pay more we can even get a substitute corpse

for the custormer

but of course

pay more

B: wa.. tht one must charge very high dy.. coz can tipu insurance claim also

A: hmm..yeah..must write a contract to share the insurance claim

B: got the money edy we can expand our business to other uni

A: yeah..good good..applying business strategy..we can go to larger uni with more student so that can get cheap labour

and the location is better

lower the cost of operations

huhu..we can be the CEO lo

hoho

easy life d

hohoho...im so happy thinking of the money we can make

B: oh ya.. we can open medical school also then

train students to be professional MC suppliers

A: hmm..long term plan

that a good idea

B: First rule of the class: Cannot miss class by giving MC

hahahahhaha

A: hahaha...

most important rule...

if student is caught using real mc..he or she will be barred

hahaha

only fake mc is valid

B: death cert also must b fake one.. really die edy also must find a fake one

A: yeah

our fake products are of high quality

better than

real products

we strive for fake excellence

B: real product is not recognized by us

A: real products are fake and fake products are real

B: so does the utp clinic.. it shud b demolished

it neither real nor fake

they shouldnt exist at all

A: yeah..the clinic is irrelevant

sumore with our clinic there

its totally no need to be there

they should close down the clinic

B: they shud fully utilize the place.. change it to something like snooker room

A: yeah...something more useful and important

B: we acquire the utp clinic la since we can earn so much

A: haha

telan the clinic

then rebrand the clinic into one of us

B: ya.. then ask the 'nothin 2 eat' cafe beside to pay protection fee to us

earn somemore

A: haha...

venture into ah long business after that

so that ppl will borrow money from us

then when they wanna lari they will find us oso

then we make them pay for the fake service

then after that we tangkap them

B: if they got no money to pay us.. ask them to pay for fake death cert then claim insurance to pay us

A: hohoho..we can get pulangan berganda liddat

then we buy utp

make it our uni

train

the students

B: ya.. eliminate all the existing engineering courses

change the courses to suit our business needs

open courses about medic, insurance, business and law

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To ensure the personal safety of the individuals involved in the conversation above, the identities of A and B would not be disclosed.

People who are likely to be bashed

2009-11-30T13:31:00.002+08:00

after some voting, and surveys...we got some result for person who are likely to be bashed or in other words, 'head shot' when he or she speaks when in a group(assume only he speaks in a group, then how many percentage of people in the group wanted to bashed him to dead). here is the result:

top 5 of the chart

1) Malvin 100% + 20% ( likely to be 'dead' before he end what he gonna say)

2) ah kian 99.9999% (hardly survive)

3) chan ho 55% (you sure?you sure or not?)

4) Ka Ting 41% ( lao ban )

5) Pangkor Island 39% + 15% (added 15% because....)

(because of privacy, name are not to be revealed. however, deep in our heart, we know who are they and as a male, we should be proud as we topped the chart, for 5 places. female, hope you will buck up)

surveys are still in process and will update soon. maybe we can continue with the person who are likely to be loved in a group.

离别

2009-11-29T03:49:00.003+08:00

岁月如梭，废党成立至今也有年余。当中包括了在创党初期的豪情万丈，广纳党员的辉煌时刻，泛滥成灾的不复水准，与鸭党竞争的艰苦抗战，到现在的挥洒自如，当中总有一个人，无论在党的哪一个时期，都在默默的付出、耕耘。

认识他是从educamp 回程路上，是缘分，是天意，让我看到了他。他瘦削的身形，五短的身材，卷曲的头发，这一切都可以是缺点，让人无法忽视的缺点。但当所有缺点融合在他身上，却奇妙的成了一种致命的吸引力，让人无法忘怀。

他深邃的双眼，坚毅的嘴角，仿佛预告着他的决心，一种不达到目的，决不罢休的冲劲。正是这种与生俱来的性格，让他无论面对多少的挫折、磨难，都不曾退缩。

无怨无悔的主席，我们最深爱的主席，无可取代的主席，此刻无奈的倒在时间的巨轮前。伸出廋骨嶙嶙的手臂，似在抗拒着那看不见的巨轮。他轻微的喘息，仿佛在向上天祈求，祈求他有更多的时间完成他的梦想。上天或许听见了，但上天从不会为了一个人的使命而对他有所宽恕，无论多不舍、多难过，也只能留下一声的叹息。

缓缓的，他转身离去。背影里有些许的沉重，些许的不舍，但他是没有遗憾的。他的使命纵未完成，但他已无悔，因为他已把他一生所信奉的真理宣扬了出去，纵使明天就离开，也有千千万万的追随者，为着这伟大的梦想前仆后继的献身、奋斗。

一路顺风，再见，崇健。。

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 4: Guess Who???（废党寻根记）

2009-11-21T17:58:00.019+08:00

Today the first wave of unknown pictures will be posted here, now on this glorious blog. We would like to invite you guys to guess the real person with the associated pictures. But it is too easy anyway so you might as well laugh your heads off.

Drum roll

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Now some of the more explosive ones:

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That's about it. More will be uploaded soon. So stay tune.

新废党主席就位！

2009-11-14T19:51:00.002+08:00

鉴于废轮海即将毕业，本党员强烈建议国油大学security guard全体仝人接任本党主席一职，原因如下：

1.只抓好人，放过坏人，废！

2.对付好人，成全坏人，废！

3.欺负好人，害怕坏人，废！

基于以上三点，本党主席就算没毕业，也不够他们废，非退位让贤不可。

如果他们成为主席，好处如下：

1.抓完MPP 和 ITMS 的人

2.抓完鸭党的人，逼他们学鸡叫

3.废党党员永远不被抓

西北不爽！！！

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 3: F.E.I. Pokemon Showdown

2009-11-12T16:01:00.009+08:00

Still remember the Pokemon trading cards that we played long long time ago?

Now, in conjunction with FYSS campaign and also the anniversary of F.E.I., we proudly present the new series of F.E.I. limited edition Pokemon trading cards as the gifts to our Party supporters.

From time to time, we will update the trading cards of different F.E.I. personnel for collection.

So, ready, get set, go!

ATTENTION: The following cards are only for snippet preview. Actual finalized designs might vary.

= to be continued =

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 2: The Classic Movie （大学经典电影系列）

2009-11-06T20:53:00.010+08:00

在大学生活5年，出外看电影是很正常的。。。
就让我们回顾这5年来所看过的电影吧！这里列出来的电影决定是经典中的经典啊！！！

（纯属恶搞╮(╯_╰)╭，如有雷同，一定是人家抄我们的(#‵′)靠）

1. Melvin 哥之变冷（原著：laughing 哥之变节）
-故事讲述一个普通学生 Melvin（mel哥饰演）因为仰慕著名搞笑废柴 kian （废党主席饰演）而拜入其门下，准备做一个出色的废柴。结果，kian派他到敌对的冷笑话团体-DUCK作卧底。最后 Melvin 凭他与生俱来的冷笑话天份，成功在冷笑话界闯出一片天。。。。。

2. LOTJ (Lord of Telling Joke): The Return of Cooling King（原著：LOTR: The Return of the King)
-故事紧接上一集，Melvin（mel哥饰演）在冷笑话界闯出一片天。但是面对与日俱增的竞争对手，Melvin 渐渐失去了他在冷笑话界的地位。此时，kian（废党主席饰演）因痛恨 Melvin 背叛自己而派出组织里最强的“歌手” ，佳王子(骏男饰演）前来挑战 Melvin。佳王子用其魔音打败了Melvin。 Melvin 也从此一蹶不振，决定退出冷笑话界。在朋友的鼓励下，Melvin 终于再一次回到冷笑话界，并把失去的王者地位夺回来。

3. 变形melvin之冷笑话王的复仇（原著：Transformer 2 :　Revenge of the Fallen）

-Melvin 在这一集分饰数角，更同时出演大正派跟大反派，将他自我分裂的特点进行到底！话说Melvin在上一集虽然把失去的王位抢了回来，但他肆无忌惮的到处讲冷笑话，把整个世界陷入了冰天雪地当中，Optimum Prime 及兄弟们拼死打败了melvin,并把它封印在神秘的国油大学undercroft 地下。
但melvin 利用它的美色，引诱到一班傀儡包括魔拿李莎（莎李饰演）及三陵（Filem饰演）等助他抢回他被封印的“舌头”和点石成冰的“一冰指”。而男主角melvin labeouf 发现了它的诡计，于是与他的女友 melvin fox 进行了一系列的行动包括用线缝着舌头及色诱魔丽莎.李及飞陵务求让她们弃暗投明，无奈都以失败告终。
当melvin labeouf 被打得死去活来时，optimum prime 的兄弟一起上了melvin labeouf的身，melvin labeouf 及时清醒与大反派来一场风云巨辩！最终melvin labeouf的舌头以它最引以为傲的长度略胜大反派一筹，再一次拯救了世界。

吉祥物生日

2009-11-04T12:14:00.006+08:00

今日适逢废党吉祥物-神圣ah bear 生日，本党毫不给脸的要开大会废除ah bear作为我党吉祥物的资格。

事情缘起于神圣ah bear意图效仿发明大王爱迪生.陈（edison chan) ，把它与室友在** 时的过程录起来，却青出于蓝主动把该影片公诸于世。由于过程中 ah bear 的武器不断的旋转，因此该影片又称为"spin b***"。

影片公开后引起一片哗然，皆因神圣不可侵犯，洁白得如北极熊般的ah bear 私地下如此大胆热情奔放，而且导致FNY必须用 Dettlo 来为电脑消毒，因此本党基于吉祥物不再吉祥，神圣bear不再神圣而决定开除它。

无论如何，考虑到ah bear 多年来都在炎热的马来西亚穿着厚厚的熊毛衣娱乐大众，没有功劳也有苦劳，经过激烈的辩论，本党决定接受他的新身份，让他以新身份重新担任我党吉祥物一职，希望他将功补过，知错能改，善莫大焉！

也借此机会，向广大支持我党的fans 宣告，我党的吉祥物将改为一只鸟。今天是他重生的大日子，因此 11月4日也正式成为之前为bear人, 如今为鸟人的乃乃的官方生日。

新任吉祥物-SB

早前废党宣布吉祥物资料
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一张封印了30年的照片

2009-11-03T17:33:00.003+08:00

照片非常恐怖，没有心理准备请不要看。。。。
要看的人，请小心翻白（Ctrl + A)

照片至今依然被封印着

老总、秘书、老公、情人、孙子 (转自：某某人的email）

2009-11-03T17:12:00.005+08:00

老总打电话给秘书：这几天我陪你去北京玩玩，你准备一下。

秘书打电话给老公：这几天我要和老总去北京开会。

老公打电话给情人：这几天我老婆不在家，陪我。

情人打电话给学生：这几天老师有事，停课。

学生打电话给爷爷：这几天老师有事不上课，爷爷陪我玩。

爷爷给秘书打电话：北京不去了，孙子要我陪。

秘书给老公打电话：老总突然有事不去北京开会了。

老公给情人打电话：老婆不走了，下次再说。

情人给学生打电话：这几天照常上课。

学生给爷爷打电话：呜呜呜。。。老师说这几天照常上课。

爷爷给秘书打电话：还是去北京吧，你准备准备。

saya suka sama you

2009-10-31T20:23:00.001+08:00

kerana

1. ?

2. ?

3. ?

saya tak tahu..

why this blog become so not happening?

2009-10-31T20:18:00.002+08:00

where you all went?

dont tell me no time..

just tell me..you dont want..

you wana read...

but you dont wana post..

you wana eat..

but you dont wana cook..

bcos u say u can buy...

here, u say because other ppl post..

no offense here. i am not talking about you. yes!! you..the one reading this.

this blog have less than 50 post for a year. will it reach 100 posts this year? lets set a target..20 posts for this month. we have more than 10 member. takkan nothing to post. if you post a b c..oso can...who cares? i dont even give a damn about it..wait..if i say i dont give a damn about this. why am i talking so much here?

oh man..i think i give a damn about this. yes..indeed!!come on ppl..show us how FEI you are..

i am just working under the president.. anything just blame him for this post...

when you guys wan go mamak?

2009-10-31T03:18:00.001+08:00

come on..set a date..when ah?

Why do people dont sleep early in utp?

2009-10-31T03:12:00.002+08:00

1. Assignment - too many assignment to do. do untill 4am oso cant finish...

2. Projects - many kind of project. each semester student take average of 5 subject. if one subject
have on project...so...we have 5 projects

3. Reports - alot reports to be done. lab report...spouse report(report to bf/gf via hp, u kn what i mean)

4. Mamak - a trend in utp. suka sgt suppper

5. Games - PES2010..many kinds of games can be played in utp. depend what excitement you wanted...hehehe

6. mindset - utp stdnt dont sleep early. so,we stayed up all the night just because, we are utp stduent...

so...why dont sleep early?

sleep early makes us feel energetic. preserve good memory. increase productivity and creativity in anything you do. and lastly....save money, dun go mamak!!

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 1: The famous quote （大学经典语录）

2009-10-29T01:26:00.048+08:00

不知不觉在大学已过了5年生涯，眼看就要跟所有的IT/IS 生（三蔡一蛋）说再见了。所以废党内部高层决定即日起，收集所有有关党员及非党员在这4年时间所说过的经典语录。我们将用 APA style 把它记录起来。欢迎大家踊跃参与及update我们那些经典语录以为我们即将结束的大学生涯留一段美好的回忆O(∩_∩)O哈哈~

经典语录（排名不分先后）：
1. sienz lor UTP (ah beng, 200X)
-经典中的经典，由我们的三蔡之一所发表的，历史之悠长到无法追究到其年份。这差不多是所有大学生的心里话。

2. "我在马路走着的时候，突然间从天上掉下来在我面前，我就拾起来咯"（chong, 200x）
-张先生kou女大绝招，实验已证明他已成功娶得3个老婆（虽然个个都给他戴"绿帽", 所以有绿帽皇帝之称)。

3. leng loi, 不用死啊！！！(xi tao po, 200X)（请用粤语读）
-老板娘一鸣惊人， show 出 girl power 所发出的经典语录。这句话把我们的毛毛和张生吓了一跳。

4. Cooling King 经典冷笑话（mel哥，200X)
-mel哥的冷笑话堪称经典啊，在UTP有谁能不被他瞬间冷冻？？答案是没有。他说的冷笑话实在太多太多了，为了防止所有读者冻死，所以只好用一个大标题囊括全部。(╯﹏╰）

5."Kak ada susu kah?"（毛毛，200x，Toronto）
-去mamak档喝茶都敢单刀直入“诱出”她人“母性”，只有毛毛做得到。

6. "Eh, eh, eh ... 不要动我的头发，不要动，不要动……" （废党主席, 200x）

- 当废沦海每次要被蔡大小姐抓头发的时候

7."I know I'm stupid" （B. H. Chua, 2005）
-小蔡早期经典语录，这是他过于谦虚的表现。如果他笨，全世界没有聪明人了。

8. "妈的，打死你！！"（田大小姐, 200x）
-打是疼，骂是爱，用这句话来形容田大小姐的经典骂人语录是再好不过了。他时常用这句话，骂我们的张生。张生也默默承受。真是一个愿骂，一个愿挨。╮(╯▽╰)╭

9. "Well, well, well"（左思华, 200x）
-左先生经典问候语，到现在还和秦先生应用至今。

10."Ngai Di" （美中两大老板，200X)
-强哥与左先生经典语录，据统计，在和他们交谈的3句当中，必有一句是"ngai di", 在大学内，所有人都争相模仿的语录。

11. "Which Part Should I Laugh?"（Chan, 2009）
-ah chan 讽刺人的最高境界，适用于对付所有的冷笑话。

12."Is this a joke or a statement?"（Chan, 200x）
-ah chan 另一经典著作，冷笑话的另一克星。用于不想笑时。

13. "Such a loser!" （Chan or Pangkor, 2008）
-时下最流行的语录，zha人zha到底。由chemi 两大笑匠所创。

14. "走开啦你"(Bear, 200X)
-由已经不再神圣的ah bear 发出的经典语录，适用于跟 GAY 佬打情骂俏。尤其由ah bear口中说出，更让所有GAY佬神魂颠倒。

15. “不是这样子咯，应该是 XXX 然后XXX，（开始以辩论的手法反驳“对方辩友”）娜娜那是酱子咯。”（佳王子，200X)
-在辩场中打遍天下无敌手佳王子由于职业病上身而发出的语录，时常为些小事而和mel哥吵得面红耳赤，然后互相“抚摸”，甚至咬伤mel哥舌头。。。。（谜之声：尽量不要想歪）

16. “什么 BUNGA 都有” （强哥，200X)
-另一语录巨匠强哥的经典语录，意思是什么花样都有。曾经流行于大学当中，是一个非常实用的语录。

17. “Oh xiao 咯！！！”（强哥，200X)
-强哥之另一经典巨作，流行于mechi五人组当中。意思为够力。。。。

18.“Maguliu.....”（左思华，200X)
-左生骂人巨作，起源于ah long的 MAGU, 几经改造，威力提升数倍。。。

19.“不要杀佳王子……把他吊起来打！”（2005）
-共同创作，目的纯粹用以消遣本党的“元老”。

20.“骏男……一个叫骏（俊）佳的男孩。”（200X）
-“请叫我骏男运动”指定口号，掀起全城高潮

21. 唔diu唔生性。。。。(ah beng, 200X)
-ah beng 经典巨作，不打不成才广东版。人是要给 diu 过后才能成功。

22.“我就是不相信”（chan, 2009)
-Chemi 笑匠chan所发出语录。根据资料提供者pangkor表示：此语必须配合 “枪形手指式”，一字一字念，一指一指由九十度分五段降至四十五度！节骤蓝调超好的!超刁的五部曲!哪里找！啊。。。忘了是谁的"ultimate"。

23. “借我一支叉，我要插自己，因为我笑不出来”（chong, 200X)
-ah chong 用来对付mel哥冷笑话的绝招。加上他那假笑的表情，威力倍增。

24. "所谓大胆的床戏就是男女主角穿着10层厚的衣服，脸也用纱布盖起来在那演床戏。够大胆了"(废党主席，200X)
-床戏就是要穿得密密麻麻演，才叫作大胆！！！这句话连香港著名导演王X卫都要自叹不如。。。果然是主席。

25. “一脚可以踏两个船，两个脚就可以踏四个船咯；还有两只手，可以拉多两个船”（chong, 200x)
-绿帽帝的人生道理，也是他的终极目标。为了达到目的，就算人家给他戴绿帽，他也无所谓。╮(╯▽╰)╭

26. “哈哈哈哈（音律渐渐提高）”（ong daddy, 200x)
-Daddy 的独特笑声堪称一绝，无人能比。他的笑声就是他的trademark。（谜之声：感谢废党副主席提醒）

27. "win liao lor" “你赢了咯。。。”(KH Lee, 200x)
-国富把《老师嫁老大》的经典句子发挥到淋漓精致。一度红遍全校，这句话厉害之处是让赢的那方完全感受不到胜利的喜悦。

28. “Easy ny, Easy ny"(kwang liang, 200x)
-亮哥口头禅，所有的事情到亮哥手中都会迎刃而解。。。

29. “你不要动我，再动我就打人的啦！”
-mel哥用来对付pangkor 之淫手所发出的警告。

30.“做么枝枪 feh 不到的？”（leeteng,200x）

-一个单纯的女孩在玩残忍的射击游戏时以广东话发出的疑问。

31.“Gee Gee Gee Gee Gee” (五楼房客，2009)

-少女时代的名曲之一，风靡五楼房客，成为少女迷之间见面招呼语的一时之选。

32. “如果她们其中一个肯陪我，我宁愿一世都吃素！”（左思华，2009）

-左思华在极度沉迷少女时代初期发出的爱的宣言

33.“yalor, yalor, yalor” 另加三次点头 (No Sirim，200x)
-虽然原创者的名字没有说服力，可是这句口头禅有够火力。

34. “大佬....” 请用广东话念 (威廉芋头，200x)
-这句最经典之处就在其第二个字眼，此‘佬’不念‘lou’，而是‘louu’, 而且尾音必须持续长达三秒。

35. “自己的家叫作“自宫”，儿子的家叫作“子宫”，公公的家叫作“公宫””(废党主席，2009）
-废党主席另一巨作，把向来人们含蓄表达的字眼重新定义。

36. “ah bear"(废淤青，200X)
-此语录经典到连当事人方先生都不得不承认。连熟悉方先生的人都用此称呼来叫他。

37. “ah bear 喜欢吃西瓜，蜜瓜，黄梨，凉粉，ciku”(废淤青，200X）
-ah bear 最喜欢吃水果是众所周知的。差不多所有大学的水果都被他吃光了。O(∩_∩)O哈！

38. “习惯就好”（mel哥，200X)
-mel 哥口头禅，此句语录就如我们对待他那古灵精怪的行为及冷笑话般，真是习惯就好╮(╯_╰)╭

39. “leng chai ahh....”（杜花痴，200x)
-Toh 小姐看见帅哥时尽显其花痴本色所发出的语录，花痴程度有如蜜蜂看到蜜糖般，连男朋友都忘了（谜之声：可怜的啾啾o(︶︿︶)o唉）。

40. “我不爽！！！”（mel哥，200X)
-mel哥因为出生于边境，深受邻国文化影响所发出的金典语录。此句充分体现出因为别人胜过自己而不爽的心情（kia su)。Mel哥接着会发愤图强（发粪涂墙）来追赶对手。。。

41. "What the fuke" (Pangkor, 200X)
-Pangkor骂人之语录。此句巧妙之处在于将原本粗糙不堪的句子变形，以pangkor腔念出，威力不输原句。

42.“卖 putt”（NY Foo，200X）
-ngai yong 怂恿他人卖ka cheng（卖屁股）的独特说法。

43. “好就这样子，Bye ”Du.........（电话断线声）（mel哥，200X)
-mel哥，短人电话的绝技也是一绝。挂电速度之快有如光速般，然人望尘莫及啊。。。。。

44. “问你估” （广东话）（邦咯仔 & 芙蓉烧包，2009）
-这句话最经典之处，就在于两个广东话发音不准的人来说，原意“不是你估”变成“问你估”。

45. “没－有－啦”（mel哥，200X）
-不管再怎么简单没有看头的一句话，只要是从mel哥的口中一出，都能直接变成经典。mel哥果然不是浪得虚名。

46.“一下子就到！”，“On the way！”，“要到了！”，“就来！”（共同创作，200x）

-这些是基本上只要是华人都会的经典口头禅，用于迟到时。“一下子就到”及“要到了！”的“一下子”与“要”是很主观的，可以是很长的一下子，很短的一下子，或者是很久一下子。只要你踏出了从所在地到目的地的第一步就可以称之为“On the way”，"就来"表示“很久才来”，这些金句的共同点是必须重复两次并以感叹号收尾加强说服力。说的人明知道听的人不会相信，却会理所当然的说出口，也是大学生最不想听到，却最常引用的超级经典名句。

47. “唔好识小小，扮代表（粤语）”（Chan, 2009)
-简单的话只要从ah chan 口中说出就变得不一样，同时要配合“枪型手势”威力更够力，劝人不要知道一点点就做到很像很厉害，另一讽刺人巨作。。。

48. “世界上有两种人，一种是唱歌的，一种是听歌的。”（chan，2008）
-又是 ah chan 另一巨作，此句适用于对付那些不会唱歌或五音不全又爱唱歌的人。这句话会令他们无地自容，不敢再唱歌。。。。

49. “世界上有两种秘书，一种坐在椅子的，一种是坐在大腿的。”（K.H. Lee，2008）
-此句是上一句的“子”创作，男人们都希望他的秘书是后者。。。。。(¯﹃¯）口水

50.“Confirm ma? Confirm ar? Confirm...????” (chan，2007)
-还是 ah chan 的金典名句（多谢国福兄提供），这句话厉害到原本已经 confirm 的东西都变得不 confirm。。。。

51.“我就是看死你迟到” (chan，2009)
-ah chan 本年度最强之作，此句经典在最后迟到的人是发出此句语录的人本身。。。。。。

52.“过粪（过份）”（chan，200X)
-ah chan 早期口头禅，曾经常常挂在所有人口边，甚至用来彼此打招呼。

53. “如果要用量词来衡量晴甡（pangkor)的话，那一定是“一网”，因为一网晴甡（一往情深）吗。。。”（废党主席，2009）
-废党主席一出口，谁与争锋。此句真是令人五体投地。。。。

54. “Be kus”（Pangkor & xi tao po，2009)
-英语 "because" 另类发音法，由pangkor和ashley口中说出，别有一番风味。

57.“作败” （强哥，200X)
-强哥另一口头禅，用来形容把东西搞砸的独特说法。人人争相模仿的口头禅之一。

58.“为 loi 死，为 loi 亡，为 loi 大 lan 忙”（粤语）（Hoe gor, 200X)
-吹水皇帝-hoe gor 其中一经典语录。此句表达了热恋中的男孩为自己的女友忙碌的情况。

59.“diaolan”（18SG)（左思华，2009）
-左思华2009年骂人巨作，由 diao 与 dulan 结合而成，骂人的ultimate。

60.“打包吗？”（Sam, 200X）
-此句虽然现在已鲜少使用，可是它曾今风靡整个 old v5 与 v1，ah sam 打包服务的 Slogan。每当打包的时候，所有人集结在 ah sam 房间拿饭的画面也堪称金典。

61.“xiao meh”（小蔡，200X)
-小蔡经典巨作之一，每当有人称赞他时，他便用这句来回答你。

62. "gatal is important for the survival of next generation."（亮哥，2009）
-亮哥用来解释男人为何要看A片的理由。。。。

63.“你是属毛的” （刘伟强，2010）

-当左思华与毛毛在争论他们的五行属性时，伟强毫不给脸的对毛毛说了2010年的第一句名言。

64.“In final year, one of the saddest thing is : we want to go class, but we got no classes to go anymore. ”（ah bear, 2010）
-ah bear 在2010年感慨 final year 学生太“空闲”而发出的感言。这也充分显示出 ah bear 勤劳（还是晒命）的美德。。。。

Barometer

2009-10-28T23:17:00.002+08:00

A very smart lecturer always loves to teach his students about life. Here’s one of the greatest tales told by him:

A man was being told to measure the height of Chancellor Complex – with a barometer. And he said he got 3 ways to do it.

1) Measure the pressure difference at the top of the building and the ground floor and do some super awesome engineering calculations with intelligently derived equations by professors just to obtain the height.
2) Handsomely let go of the barometer from the top floor and awesomely measure the time it takes to reach the ground and piak. Owh, don’t include the time it piak anyway. And remember to calculate the weight of the barometer before you...….let….......go….. piak!! Opps, too late, eheh..
3) Gracefully walk into the building, towards the security holding some awesome riffle. Calmly tell him “sak-Q lengchai, this barometer is yours if you can tell me the exact height of this building we’re standing on. Don’t take this as bribery tough, it’s just a lovely gift as appreciation in helping me to cheat.” Don’t forget to grin by the end of the sentence, it makes you look cool.

And hence the lecturer asks his student what is the moral of the story. All the students answered wrongly. The actual moral of the story is………if you had a barometer then you can solve anything, with 3 methods. Go get a barometer for your finals. Good luck for your finals to all UTPians!

TNB Online

2009-10-28T20:09:00.000+08:00

有天晚上，老婆撒娇的和老公说：老公我的已经迟了一个月了，可能有了呢。老公十分
兴奋的说：dear，我们还是先别公布，保密下，下星期我们看doctor
确定后再说，免得空欢喜一场。这样俩公婆就很开心的睡觉休息去了。

由于他们家上个月没有缴付电费，隔天TNB的员工就上门来追数了！TNB员工说：miss,
你已经迟了一个月了，快点把它settle掉，不然我难做啊！

老婆很惊讶的嘶喊：我迟一个月，TNB都知道？？？！！！！

TNB员工不肖的说：Aiya， miss，现在都IT时代了，我只要online check一下，什么都
知道啦，没有秘密的啦！

老婆更失控的呐喊：什么？online都能check到？？！！！

TNB员工看到那女人好像发神经似，害怕下，就说：其实你迟一个月而已，有些人还迟
了6个月呢，没事的，你和老公商量下，然后到Kedai TNB settle
吧。过后就快快跑掉了！

她老公听了老婆的诉控，si bei 生气，隔天请了假到Kedai TNB去理论。

老公一进到TNB就对着counter大喊：你们脑袋有什么问题？吃饱没事做啊？我老婆迟一
个月你们也这么kai po在internet
唱啊！！！你们家里老婆难道没有迟过啊？是不是要我出lawyer letter告你们
啊？？？！！！！

那个上门追数的TNB员工试着安慰发了疯的老公说：Mister，放轻松，放轻松，要
settle其实很容易，只要给钱就是了．

老公更生气：Nia bei，还要lim bei给钱？？？！！！没有，去死吧！！！

TNB员工惟有说：这样的话，我们惟有切掉你的。。。。。

老公瞪眼说：切掉我的？？？我以后用什么啊？？？？？！！！！

TNB员工非常有型的说：Mister，你以后惟有可以用蜡烛而已啦。。

WANT AND NEED, AND OKIE

2009-10-27T23:13:00.002+08:00

wang ning: [sleepy...mengantuk] pm me if you wan solid past year test 2 paper. =)

Quen
i wan..

wang
okie
sent

Quen
but i dun need it wor..

wang
you say you wan

Quen
yealo..
i want ma..
i dun need it..

wang
pm me if you wan
not need

Quen
yealo..

wang
i never mention if you need it
=P

Quen
u didny say u wil give oso...
just pm if i want..

wang
i said "okie"

Quen
okie = email it to me meh?

wang
yea..
in my context

Quen
wah..
then very good lor ur english?
can mean so much by 1 word...

wang
of coz
high efficiency
save energy
simple, short and precise

Quen
ok i win u lose..
END

wang
=clap clap clap=

Cai Hong 《彩虹》（由于作者是香蕉所以由本副主席为他翻译）

2009-10-18T00:17:00.008+08:00

Quen
wei shen me tian zhen me an jing?
为什么天这么安静
suan
yin wei shuo you de yun dou pao qu zhao Jay Chou
因为所有的云都跑去找周杰伦
Quen
kan bu jian ni de xiao wo zhen me sui de zhao?
看不见你的笑我怎么睡地着？
suan
ni kan dao wo de xiao ni zheng wan bu yong shui
你看到我的笑你整晚不用睡（谜之声：这句我赞成，真的好恐怖。。。）
Quen
you mei you kou zhao yi ge gei wo?
有没有口罩一个给我？
suan
H1N1 yi jing mei you le bu yong kou zhao
H1N1 已经没有了不用口罩（谜之声：H1N1还有的，只不过细菌放假去了。）

名字怎么翻译？废党副主席失言引起轩然大波

2009-06-19T23:27:00.007+08:00

名字怎么翻译？
泄漏神秘名单
废党副主席引起轩然大波

（因当事人要求，照片已经打上马赛克）

[吉隆坡6月19日讯]在本区享有声誉的废党（F.E.I.）副主席，因公布篡改他人名字的神秘名单，引起众人议论纷纷。

本事件发生在废党于K城菲林民歌餐厅召开的一场记者会上。副主席为了~~让党员消遣~~讨论党员福利，而召开记者会发布消息。不料，在记者会途中，副主席居然在手机上键入奇怪字句，变相消遣废党高层、党员及记者群。

酸炙烩
霍情圣
蛋仔狠
丹焦毁
~~龊肿奸~~错中间
勤洗衣
种气喘
火浮龙
挡暗箭
轰奶灰
翁孕姨
力尽加
零卡坑
斩椿红

当这份神秘在现场公布，座上各位除了不知道该怎么办，还是不知道该怎么办。

由于事出突然，副主席的动机也引起讨论。有人认为这是副主席的个人议程（为挽回涉嫌跳槽鸭党成为许越缝二号时损失的名声），也有人认为这是废党密谋推翻鸭党的第一步宣传，更有人怀疑背后有第三势力介入。但因为副主席以专心听歌为借口拒绝回应，事情始终没人澄清。本报将为大家跟进这次的风波。

（关键证物：废党副主席的电话）

二五仔报 - 不是粥姓董事长独家报导

Paper

2009-05-18T22:49:00.003+08:00

There are a lot of papers in this world...
many types...

Toilet paper - most disgusting one especially those used

Sand paper - best use for sanding ur skin after sun burn...sand a while and squeeze some lime juice on skin, Syok!

Paper bank note - my favorite, the more i have the better i feel, quite amazing

Blank paper - simply can give us paper cut, can also carry different meaning in different occasion, during exam, u give back this kinda paper means only one thing, u r dead !

Tissue paper - very useful in many occasion, especially when a girl is crying, a guy who hand her a piece of this paper might get some good impression, very useful, guys should bring more with them

Research paper - very academic kinda paper, contains a lot of information resulted from long time of study, when researchers lose this paper, they will search again and again, everywhere, hence the name, 'Research' paper

news paper - contains news, old news, sometimes fake news, and most of the time in malaysia, contain biased news. can be used for wrapping food like roti canai, nasi lemak and etc but not many people will do so unless they have no choice

old news paper - news paper also, but contains more outdated news compared to the earlier one, can be sold at good price...at least my mom thinks so. can be used for wrapping food like roti canai, nasi lemak and etc.

Final Paper - the most dangerous paper in the world, can kill, can torture and always depress people, very dangerous

stupid paper - a kind of final paper, when the student cannot score well or they dunno how to do the paper, that particular paper becomes stupid paper, when the student refer to that final paper, they would said, ' die lo, i dunno how to do that fxxxing stupid paper!'

fxxxing stupid paper - same as the earlier type of paper, this doesn't as its name implies, it doesn't fxxx . in fact, it doesn't move, it is just more stupid than the earlier one.

well, hope that u all gain some knowledge and insight about papers now....

I Heard Someone Calling You Baby

2009-05-14T07:59:00.004+08:00

Recently, there's a popular song played in ~~pirated DVD stores~~ pasar malam. Composed and written by Jonathan Lee years back, and now comes out with a new version by Eric Lin.

我听见有人叫你宝贝

不要说我做得不对
Don't say that I did it wrong
不要说你永远不会
Don't tell me that you'll never do so (You know what)
因为我在无意间听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I Inadvertently heard someone calling you Baby

不要说这是个误会
Don't tell me that it's misunderstanding
请不要在我面前流泪
Please don't in front of me
因为我明明听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I really heard someone calling you Baby
你让他叫你宝贝
You let him calling you Baby

But, we know that after singing the song, the story might end up with ...

The girl cried,

"That's my Dad la, Idiot!"

Hey...where ya all?

2009-03-08T17:13:00.002+08:00

各位废废的废人，

喂，你们在那？为什么没消息了？
主席，没空meh?
oh ya...something to share...

A guy took passport size picture from a shop.
Then he very happy go naik bus to go home.
While in the bus, he told his picture very tight on his finger while standing holding the pedals as he cant find a seat.
Suddenly, the bus had an emergency break!
The photo flew and landed below a seat and he keep on finding.
Suddenly, he found it and said:"Miss, Boleh angkat skirt sikit? Saya nak ambik Gambar!"

Buahaha....
In english we can translate it to:"Miss can you pull your skirt higher, I wanna take picture"

Hehe...
Good luck In intern and See ya~

hey hey~

2008-11-23T13:15:00.001+08:00

Where's the minicity of our fei group??

Happy intern to all and Happy finish intern to all CIS (Ict & Bis) members~!

Migration from blog to forum

2008-09-02T15:33:00.004+08:00

Due to the observation on the nature of usage for this blog, i discovered that fei hua or craps are best talked in forum and not a blog. this party had registered a forum, http://feicai.forumotion.net/ for the ease of talking craps. register today and talk craps and share idea in the forum!

Thank you.

彩虹

2008-07-22T07:51:00.000+08:00

今天，我的同事跟我说，“喂，今天早上我看见彩虹！”。
我随口跟她说，“打电话告诉周杰伦啊！”
她：“为什么？”
我：“因为他唱，‘哪里有彩虹告诉我。。。’”

大仔与小仔的故事

2008-07-17T08:04:00.001+08:00

我有两个儿子，大仔与小仔。过去的几年，我家的一切都是由大仔负责的，可惜成绩每况愈下。

今年六月，他向我要七百块来把铁门翻新上漆。我觉得太贵，因为这比往年增加了整整四成。

他向我解释说，国际漆油价已大幅度涨价了，这次起价是在所难免的，叫我有饭就吃，不要多话，钱给他就是了。（想起当初他不是这样的…呜……）

小仔听到了，为我不值，他说若给他负责这个庭院，他担保用原价就可把事办妥。

大仔听了火更大了，他说漆油涨价是众所周知的，他绝不信弟弟能以旧价把铁门粉刷一新，肯定是骗人、骗鬼、骗钱及骗权，叫我别上当。

我便问小仔他是否空口讲白话。他向我细细道来……

我不知道他讲的是否一定办的成，但总算是张开眼睛说话啊，比起大仔只会向我这个老爸要钱，不给就又恐又吓，自己却从不反省，实在强太多了，就换小仔当家吧！

不成？那我就自己当回吧，反正我也几乎忘了自己才是老板。在此提醒大家，我们人民才是老板，老板万岁，万岁，万万岁！！！

credit to audience of Malaysia Kini, what a Fei explanation of what is happening...light and meaningful, well done.

You can now VOTE!!!!!!!

2008-07-15T18:48:00.002+08:00

this is my first post in my july 05, but I think it will be a memorable one, as it is a momento of my friends's birthday-yeah peeps, it's Xi Yi's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

menunjukkan muka gembira kerana besday

He's quite famous for his infectious laugh (It can be heard even if you are 10-20 feet away, not an exaggeration) and of course his smile which often melts a girl's heart(wahahaha). Anyway, I knew this good man wayyyy back when we were undergoing the national service training at a camp in Cherating. Knew him on the first day itself and his trademark smile radiates warmth and makes me feel at home even at such a distant place away from my home.

This is Xi Yi, always a happy-go-lucky guy, and well loved by everybody. He might be back today and rest assure that we will have lots of surprises awaiting for him(air campur tepung, telor, milo, sirap dan sebagainya). Have a great day, again!
(this article is courtesy of http://myjuly05.blogspot.com/)

Happy Birthday to Xi Yi

2008-07-15T11:36:00.003+08:00

Today is our Vice President, Xi Yi's birthday, I would like to wish him Happily Ever After and find a good intern job next semester.

Whoever wishes to wish him, can post their wishes as comments for this post.

Thank you.

Petikan

2008-07-14T22:54:00.002+08:00

disebabkan aku malas gler nak wat post(malaih nak type dol), aku terpaksa amik jek petikan ini drpd laman web 'Malaysia Tomorrow'. atas sebab2 tertentu sesetengah perkataan terpaksa di'censor'kan demi mengelak salah paham, pergaduhan, spekulasi dan sebagainya.

begini citenye(dalam perkataan omputih)

things do not go as I wish to, more often than not, and I fear that I have been punished for trying to put justice in front of anything else. If I were to have someone whom I feel should be despicable, that person would be the one who is unjust, discriminatory, and ultimately, doing things with ulterior motives in mind. The (censored) thingy I mentioned previously clearly demonstrate the former two, but the latter does play a signicant role in (censored) too.

I think the (censored) thing should be put aside, for I am afraid that those jokers may start to scratch their buttocks and use their hardened nipples to attack me. Make no mistake, I do learn a lot from (censored) and if you were to ask me if I ever regretted joining it, I would say no. Getting three interviews before becoming one of their goons is seriously a mockery to your manhood, and I do not want to be mocked further by granting them a refusal. (the first one due to unjust/discrimination, the second one is due to something blatantly unprofessional, which somes of the jokers up there claim themselves to be otherwise)

Okay, stop talking about (censored). In a nutshell, (censored) still rocks despite some shortcomings. In the end, every one worked hard towards achieving a target and that is just a massive morale boost. I would say it was one hell of a gig for me and would like to extent my thanks to them as well, for the lessons that prove valuable.

berakhirla cite nih..............

The SpongeBob Square Pain Mystery

2008-07-13T01:29:00.011+08:00

It all started when someone or something......had stolen a bite of my favorite snack.

I had no idea what had done such a terrible thing, so I went to meet with the wise YAXB Fahrenheit to get some guidance and assistance.

"I have been expected you since the time when your snack had been stolen. Criminal must be punished !"

"I have discovered the truth of the whole crime. Come ! Let me show you our battle plan !"

"So, you go here and here......and I will back you up from there. Then you do this.........and they will do that. After that, they will come from here and go to there............then XXX, SWAT, .................UFO....ET Phone Home.....kili kili kulu kulu , kili kulu kili kulu........."

To fight this criminal, we needed some divine power, so we came to here for some blessing in the coming battle.

"Band of Brothers" or "Saving Private Ryan" or "We Were Soldier" ? SpongeBob Squad Paint ? Actually looks more like mushroom from Mario.

Okay, no more costume for Halloween, I have to review my true self in the face of criminals. I am the killing machine, death God of the criminals, sharp shooter in paint ball history, ........"The Mighty SpongeBob Sure Pain" , Wakakakaka, (Paiseh, I let people shoot only la, where got what sharp shooter all those shits, paiseh )

Pick your gun, the only companion u have in the battle field out there..........

Pick the armor, and this is a good example.........

And this is a Big NO NO, i can guarantee u to come out as a bee hive.....even i see this i also wanna tembak whoever is wearing it! ......

Half time, rest a while, drink something, lau ban, yi bei "打架鱼".......

At last, I still cannot defeat the criminal, he is too strong to be defeated by me alone. He is so Fei , more more much more more Fei'er than me, see, he is finishing off my snacks, surrender, surrender, please spare my life.......i have kids......or might have kids someday.......

By now, that's the end of the story, i think most of u is having a face like this, nvm , it's ok, i understand............

Tension...

2008-07-12T12:07:00.002+08:00

AAARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you...

This is FEISM!!!

2008-07-11T16:14:00.002+08:00

FEI dialog between two feichai member,

..........
A :讲心不讲金
B :讲金不讲心
A :like u meh
B :i memang 讲心&讲金 ,more 金 more 心

A :but jiang jin 1st

B :first or later nvm one,same only
A :no...if in a dilemma, 1 side is gold 1 side is liang xin,
B :i will grab the liang xin and jump to the gold side
A :no.in the dilemma liang xin and gold reple each other
B :so i will have plenty of gold and a liang xin
A :repel
B :like that ah,i will take liang xin,made of gold one,jin liang xin,wakakakaka
A :if liang xin is make of gole(gold),means 冷冰冰ady,where got the soul of liang ixn
B :what is soul?
A:can make out of gold one?
B:i wan golden soul
A:haha,have to use golden compas
B:.....=.=III
A:swt wat,this is feinism
B:it's Feism

u knw wat is this?

English...

2008-07-07T11:01:00.000+08:00

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Memo

2008-07-04T23:51:00.003+08:00

the look and feel of this website is a matter of the whole party, if you think that this template is suitable then we shall keep it, if not please look for some suggestion and propose them by posting the picture of the template in here.

as a reference , this link has some nice looking template available for free, have a look
http://freeskins.blogspot.com/

Once nomination is made, we shall discuss and eventually change the template

thank you
"Long live President Fahrenheit!"

Yang Berkhidmat
Lead Programmer of FEI
YAB Fei Chai

p/s: YAB= Yang Amat Berusaha

Sorry and welcome to the new look and feel

2008-07-04T15:52:00.003+08:00

Yes I admit, my hands were itchy, I gatal gatal go and change the template of the blog again!
This time, this template is customize, I mean you seldom see it somewhere else.....hehehe....our blog is Rock'in !!! Yeah !!!

But......hehe, some features have been lost on the way I configure them.......so so sorry , I try to recover them when I'm free , dun worry.......

Hope that whoever who installed the chat box last time , help me to install it back, ok?

Anyone who has any problem with the new look and feel , something like missing features or missing button or when click the button it won't work , anything , just tell me and I try to fix it......

In short , i'm sorry for my hands being gatal but chill babe ..... we have a new look now and we can change the look as many times we want with anything from now on.......I will get to that features soon.......stay tune.......

"Beauty comes with a price." - quotes from President of FEI......

Sekian,
Terima Kasih......

Yeah..belanja makan

2008-07-04T08:12:00.003+08:00

kini semua sudah terjawab,
pemimpin kita sudah berkata,
jangan lah ckp tanpa bersebab,
nanti kita jugak yang bengkak mata..

full confidence akan diberikan,
50 comment tidak tercapai,
arus kepimpinan semakin deras,
Blog FEI tidak akan terkapai kapai..

ade satu request utk president,
duit minyak harga melambung,
harap beliau dapat implement,
supaya tidak habis duit tabung,
cuba la berkorban demi resident,
kalo tidak kepimpinan camne nak di sambung??

semalam makan nasi lemak tidak bersambal,
tertanya tanya di manakah undang undang,
kita semuanya bukan bebal,
letak lah si penjual sambal udang...

kini hari semakin cerah,
angin pun bertiup sepoi sepoi bahasa,
jangan lah cepat marah,
Pemimpin yang berkorban demi agama, nusa dan bangsa...

Janji belanja makan sudah diberikan,
bilakah tarikh nak ditentukan,
wahai kawan kalo x sabar nak makan,
berikan comment secepat sakan....

George "Semak" and the President of China

2008-07-03T17:47:00.005+08:00

George "Semak": "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Condoleeza "Nasi": "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."

Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Condoleeza: "That's correct."

George: "Then who is in China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."

Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleeza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Another PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

2008-07-03T17:21:00.004+08:00

We hav always heard about great philosopher, namely Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, etc...
In Chinese world, we had our own philosopher.. "The Great Confucius a.k.a. K'ung-fu-tzu.. His teachings have great influenced in the Chinese society..

Therefore, its a duty for Banana Republic to amplified the great philosophy teachings of Confucius.. We had compile a few of our own philosophy teachings.. Pls giv a great thought for it..

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.

When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Jangan cakap bukan bukan

2008-07-03T15:13:00.002+08:00

saudara saudari yang datang dari pekan

saya ini tak pernah cakap bukan bukan

kalau sudah janji nak belanja makan

tentu janji akhirnya akan dipegang

saya dalam keadaan yang semakin tertekan

saya bukan suka tipu orang

saya tak pernah janji nak belanja makan

kalau u tekan saya lagi, ku belanja u goreng pisang

investment untuk dapatkan dividend

sebab saya handsem , saya ade confidence

kalau berani , undilah saya "no confidence"

if and only if , u ade evidence

sampai sini saja sajakku ini

sebab saya terasa boss saya sedang mari

kalau tak mau sotong digoreng kari

baik saya stop typing sampai sini

Pembalasan

2008-07-03T14:11:00.002+08:00

Siapa yg suka makan kari,
dah terasa pedas cakap sori,
kini ada orang dah lupa diri,
walau hanya dipuji satu KALI..

pergi beli NASI LEMAK di pekan,
dah balik malsa nak mandi,
President FEI janji nak belanja makan,
sampai sekarang tak jadi jadi..
(siapa sokong president belanja makan, harap
letak komen untuk memberi pressure kepada beliau)

kaki kena cucuk paku tekan,
sebab kena kejar kalah judi,
setiap janji kenalah dikotakan,
sebelum kita buat 'no confidence' undi..

President ambik bendera utk disidai,
tetapi berakhir dengan terjumpa hantu,
kini mungkin belanja makan susah tidak memadai,
undi dan nomination jadi penentu..

kini president lari ke negeri sembilan,
setiap orang tertanya tanya,
marilah rakan marilah taulan,
satu undi tentukan segala galanya...

undi akan bermula dengan rasmi bila comment capai 50!!!

A PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

2008-07-03T00:45:00.005+08:00

Well its not easy to learn "Chinese".. I was always called a "banana".. Well for those who are dumb enuf not to knw wat is a "banana"... Nup i mean da "banana" term not da fruit...

"Banana" is a term given for chinese who is illiterate in chinese n some cases (doesnt know how 2 speak in chinese = RAJA PISANG)

After years of being called a "banana", I hav revelutionized into a more complete "BANANA".

Recently, I hav found out da importance of knwin chinese. Jus imagine Olympics is cmin dy, n if u duno chinese n u r in China, hw??? Hw r u gona ask for directions to go the stadiums??

Well today, I hav compile a list of chinese words which u can learn in 5 minutes..

That's not right...

Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...

Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...

Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...

Dum Gai

Small Horse...

Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...

Wai Yu So Tan?

My knee bumped into a coffee table...

Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...

Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...

Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...

No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...

Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...

Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...

Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...

Yu Stin Ki Pu

The Story of a Physicist, Biologist & Chemist

2008-07-03T00:25:00.002+08:00

3 people sat by the beach. One was physicist, another was biologist and the last was a chemist.

The physicist was amazed by the wavrs and jumped into it to learn about the physics of the waves and never came out [died].

Later the biologist jumped into it to do research about the aqualife and never came out [died].

But the chemist just sat by the beach observing the situation and jot down something. What exactly did the chemist wrote down in his notebook???

"The physicist and the biologist are very soluble in water"

Why Women Fart Less ??

2008-07-03T00:15:00.000+08:00

Why do women fart less gas than men???

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!!!!

Anyone with answers to these questions???

2008-07-03T00:07:00.003+08:00

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is it that people say they "sleet like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

A Great Writer

2008-07-02T23:59:00.002+08:00

A young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corp.

2008-07-02T22:19:00.003+08:00

apa khabar tuan2 dan puan2(besertakan bapok skali)? sudey lamer kita dh tak bersemuka dan ingin saya sampaikan mesej semoga sihat2 belaka kepada semo walaupun anda disukai atau tidak.

sememangnya mengikut apa yg telah saya perhatikan, setakat kini dalam blog ini dibanjiri dengan pelbagai karya yg begitu menarik, kreatif, excellente, menyentuh perasaan (adakah saya membodek di sini?) dsb. namun, saya merasakan bahawa kdg kala kita kena jugak berfikir secara philosofikal, yakni cuba memahami apa yg berlaku di sekeliling kita, dan membuat huraian yg logical dan metafizikal mengenainya. mungkin karya saya nih serba miskin ,kekurangan idea dan langsung tak layak digelar 'karya' tetapi perasaan dalaman saya yg begitu bersifat reformasi tuh memberi dorongan kpd saya utk menghabiskan 'karya' ini.

saban ari saya berpeluang melayar profil frenster kawan saya, saudara wanzul. dia jugak merupakan osmate saya dan utk pengetahuan anda(walaupun anda tidak memerlukannya), saudara wanzul hanya tinggal di sebelah saya sahaja. maka ianya hanya sesuatu yg semula jadi utk saya bersimpati terhadap dia sekiranya dia menerima layanan yg buruk, diherdik atau dimaki hamun(sebagai contohnya).

saya terus memusing butang tetikus sehingga saya menemui sesuatu yg mengejutkan. di bawah kolum 'who I want to meet', saudara wanzul mengatakan bahawa dia ingin bertemu dgn rakan sejurusan yg lebih baik ati. apakah ini bermaksud dlm kursus beliau, mmg tidak ade seseorang yg bersikap baek ati?

sesungguhnya satu perasaan yg marah, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin membela nasib, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin menyepak bola (manusia) tertimbul dlm hati saya. selamanya nih saya mengingatkan bhw ptu merupakan satu institusi di mana rakan 2 sejurusan mengambil berat sesama sendiri. di mana adanya tips, di gtalk la muncul tips2 tersebut. sekiranya tanpa sikap baek hati, mustahilnya tips2 tersebut akan muncul di kaca gtalk masing2. oley yg demikian saya berpendapat bhw besar kemungkinan saudara wanzul terpaksa berdepan dgn segorombolan manusia yg sejuk seperti ais. mungkin dia tidak dilewat tetapi utk berdepan dgn rakan2 sejurusan yg pentingkan diri sendiri, itu satu bentuk penglewatan yg begitu menyakitkan hati.

saya mengujarla tuan2 dan puan2 yg dihormati skalian utk merenung-renungkan situasi yg menimpa saudara wanzul ini. sememangnya betolla kata2 hikmah ini bersatu teguh bercerai roboh. apa salahnya kalo kita bersama2 menuju ke arah kejayaan? selamat malam semo.

Kungfu Panda??

2008-07-02T18:20:00.002+08:00

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

The Story of 3 Brothers

2008-07-02T17:59:00.003+08:00

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to immigrate and live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu's application was rejected got sent back to China.

Lead, Follow, Get Out of the Way?

2008-07-02T17:05:00.004+08:00

Pilihanraya Umum yang julung-julung kali diadakan bagi mempertandingkan kerusi presidensial parti FEI sudahpun bermula dan kini memasuki hari kedua. Walaubagaimanapun, kehangatannya belum mula dirasai. Selain daripada courser yang malu-malu miao(shy shy cat), tiada lagi calon-calon yang s^8 untuk mencalonkan diri sendiri.

*s^8 = super suka sangat selalu syiok sendiri sampai siao

Menurut YSB (Yang Senang Bahagia) Tan Sri Tan, "Terdapat 3 sebab tiada calon lain yang ingin bertanding:

1. Pemberontak - lead
Setiap negara memerlukan pembangkang. Dalam FEI, hanya terdapat Courser yang bersifat ingin memberontak, sepertilah Hitler ataupun yang seperti yang tak serik-serik buat sodomi itu. Beliau memilih lead, lead the rebel. Die ingat die hero la tu....

2. Makan Suap - follow
Semua orang telah dimakan dan disuap oleh president iaitu YAXB Feirenhait supaya tidak bertanding merebut kekuasaan beliau. diu... semua orang hanya ingin follow sahaja seperti lalang yang ditiup angin. Bayangkan mulut-mulut member yang mengikut tangan YAXB Farenhait semasa sesi menyuap.

3. FEI - get out of the way
Member tahu jika bertanding sekalipun tidak akan memenangi banyak undi. Kerana member-member parti akan membuang undian FEI(undian yang tak berguna - 废票) Maka ini adalah tindakan get out of the way.

Oleh itu, sila buat pilhan anda yang tepat; lead, follow, get out of the way!!!

Creative thinking for the bored cubicle workers

2008-07-02T16:52:00.004+08:00

When i was sitting in the cubicle all day long, i go through alot of things . and when alot of things go into my mind , it will stimulate my creative thinking. here are some of the results:

when i was cold - i wish the office has this culture of hugging your friend whenever your feel cold in the office. let say, we put a termometer in the centre of the office and when the reading fall below 15 degree celcius , we can go around and start hugging some opposite sex colleagues . i will sure be so happy.....

when i was cold - i wish that each of the cubicle has one hand dryer just like the one u probably find in the toilet. can warm my hands up, u know, hand and fingers are very important for programmer ......

when i was hungry- i wish the office has this sushi railroad installed on top of our cubicle wall and run along from one cube to another and goes all the way to Sushi King or Sake Sushi in Queensbay.....Yummy......

when i was hungry - i saw the cleaner will push a trolly around to empty the dustbin of our cubicles.....i wish it was dim sum seller with her dim sum trolly ........ yummy ..... i might wan "Char siew pau"

when i was bored- i wish i could just stand up and yell, "Babo lo" , then the whole office will connect to the server and play Babo.

this is so far what i wish when i'm bored in the office just like now........

PRESIDENT FEI

2008-07-02T13:59:00.004+08:00

hari hari makan maggi,
sampai lah esok tengahari,
hati manusia susah diselami,
president FEI sedang risau siapa yang memahami

maruah kini telah tercalar,
desas desus telah disebar,
pabila kepimpinan dicabar,
president FEI hilang sabar...

kini president fei belajar seni,
supaya dapat mempertahankan diri,
entahla, siapa yang cukup berani,
hinggakan nak berebut kepimpinan dengan president FEI.

Logo president ialah go "SEI"!!
di jauh pun terbau bau,
walaupun president FEI memang 'FEi',
siapa lagi yang se-'FEI' beliau??

minuman kesukaan beliau ialah sarsi,
walaupun lebih suka disusui,
gunakan akal berikan dedikasi,
blog FEI haruslah di perbaharui.

badan beliau juga ada daki..
kadang kala kena maki,
gerakkan tangan gerakkan kaki,
FEI chai semua adalah sekaki!!!

walaupun beliau ialah laki laki,
die catwalk bila disuruh lari,
kini walaupun sudah sekaki,
satu seluar guna sehari,
beliau berkorban hingga tiada baki,
bila mati pun wajah berseri seri...

kasihani la president berikan kereta,
itupun kereta yang kita curi,
itulah president FEI kita,
yang cukup kita segani...

请投Nasi Lemak一票

2008-07-02T11:12:00.001+08:00

本人以废党创始人之一把手上的一票投给 NASI Lemak 成为我们的党主席夫人（废沦海：wau,我一定要成为党主席！！）。身为党主席夫人必须够辣够狠够美（呃。。。我不知道美不美可是我们的废沦海以为她而疯狂了，证据是废沦海用她的名字来助选，虽然废沦海已经解释可是解释就是掩饰）来牵制我们的党主席。因为废柴这门手艺很容易引起帅哥美女们的青睐，尤其是废党主席更是令万千少女为之疯狂（谜之声：ei，受欢迎好像叫飞轮海，不是废沦海哦。。。）。加上本党搞活动需要费用，以nasi lemak的姿色与硬朗的态度，肯定将筹到一笔可观的经款。以下是状况剧例子，如有雷同纯属巧合。（虽然实际情况一定是这样）

Nasi Lemak :wei,捐钱啊！！！！
废沦海 :好好好，我捐一百万
Nasi Lemak :一百万，这样少meh!!!，至少1000万啦。。。
废沦海 :好好好，就一千万
Nasi Lemak :我说一千万你就一千万，没有点诚意，加多点
废沦海静静的在加多一千万。。。。。

由此可见，我们nasi lemak 的厉害，请投她神圣的一票。。。。。

Memorandum

2008-07-01T16:01:00.007+08:00

战书(surat perang/war letter?)

saya ni sangat open minded punye, kalau ade candidate yg lebih berkaliber dan most of all lebih Fei daripada saya, i will undurkan diri. i'm not like some leader in Melesia yg x mau pergi (Savvy Yelu ?) But i'm also not like some leader from chinese party that dun wanna keep his presidency (Ong XX Ting ? Hope u dun think to some malaysian food which sounds something like 'nasi lemak').

In short, Ok, i will take the challenge and if u think u by any chance or any possibility or any luck (which i think it's 0 ) Fei'er than me , come la, challenge me!!! Fight like a stick , babe, fight like a stick !!!!

p/s: dun bully me wo, i got work to do one, not so free....please please

HEHE, u all shall see my power. I'm quite confident in myself.....coz yesterday night, God passed me a Stick and said to me, " Son , u will take this Stick and do my wonder!!!" - (script taken from Disney's movie, "The Prince of Egypt" , just that i'm not Moses)

Sekian ,

多谢晒, 多谢晒!

废沦海,

废柴大联盟

Assumption~~~

2008-07-01T15:59:00.003+08:00

u knw...as student(i dunno others la, but for my course is like tat ), we always have to answer such question during the quizzes,tests, final exams...

exp: answer the bla bla bla question and state the assumptions, if any..

so, to answer such question, we can use 1 formula to get a full mark.

wanna knw?

easy only..

ans:
1st step: u can write down any formula tat u stil remember, no matter is V=IR, a=(v-u)/t,
watever sinx cos y tan z, anything..write it down, and put the magic assumption
: Assume the formula is applicable.

2nd step: do the calculation or watsoever in ur mind, then again, write the magic assumption
：assume the calculation is correct.

last step: write any possible answer tat u think is correct, the write the magic sentences: based
on the assumptions that required by the question，we can conclude tat this answer is
correct.

see, how useful is the assumption!!!

pilihan umum

2008-07-01T15:26:00.003+08:00

selamat sejahtera saya ucapkan, sekali lagi, untuk mengimbangkan jurang antara bilangan post bagi bc,bi dan bm, say sekali lagi terpaksa manulis sesuatu dengan bahasa melayu saya yang amat tidak bagus..

walaubagaimanapun, itu hanya introduction,sekaranglah baru isi-isi yang penting sekali.

seperti yang anda boleh perhatikan, FEI sekali lagi mencapai satu tahap yang lebih tinggi, iaitu terdapat 138 posts dalam blog ini.oleh kerana kita bukan kelab 183, dan "fei" sometimes quite related dengan "38", jadi kita akan adakan pilihan umum bagi post yang paling kreatif and FEI.

Syarat-syarat untuk menyertai pilihan ini
1.post itu semestinya ade seorang penulis dan telah dipostkan dalam F.E.I sebelum 2008/7/1.
2.isinya haruslah sangat fei sampai xboleh fei lagi.
3.isinya perlu 100% original, plagiarism adalah amat tidak digalakkan.
4.perlu register dengan buat post di FEI, tarikh tutup adalah 2008/7/15,lepas kumpul segala cadangan, kita akan ade satu pengundian.
5. HADIAH. ya..hadiah yang amat menarik ditawarkan.top 3 daripada undian umum ini akan diberi peluang untuk melibatkan diri dalam persaing bagi jawatan presiden of F.E.I (sorry la yaxb, bukannye mau rebut makan dengan kamu)

sekian, terima kasih.

berkhidmat untuk fei.

regards,
fei fei fei

Minggu Melancong ke Luar Negara

2008-07-01T13:18:00.002+08:00

1st July 2008, Penang - FEI telah melancarkan salah satu daripada program yang terbesar minggu ini; Minggu Melancong Ke Luar Negara Sebelum Kegawatan Ekonomi. Ini adalah berikutan kejadian Inflasi di negara kita baru-baru ini. Sebut tentang perkara berkenaan, YAXB Dato Seri Feirenhait berkata bahawa ini adalah usehe terbaru daripada parti FEI yang menggalakkan orang ramai untuk melancong ke luar negara sementara masih berkemampuan.

"Saye berase same sekali kite sebagai wargenegare Meleshie patutlah melancong ke luar negare. Ini adalah kerane barang dekat luar negare kini hampir same murah dengan barangan tempatan. Malahan di sesetengah negare obersee, barangnye adalah jauh lebih murah daripade produk kite. Adalah dinasihatkan kepade semue supaye melancong selagi boleh. Kerane kemungkinan kite akan terpakse kais pagi, makan pagi, kais petang,makan petang. Orang Meleshie makan 6 meal, terpakselah kais 6 kali sehari. Penat tu..."

In the program itself, YAXB(Yang Amat Tak Berguna) Dato Seri Freaquency juga menyampaikan hadiah dan hamper bernilai rm5 kepada pemenang peraduan melancong ke luar negara yang paling kerap.

Pemenang tersebut berkata, "Hampeh. rm5 jer hadiahnye. Kurang asam dan hadiah betul..."

YAXB Dato Seri Freaquency juga berkata, "Dengan menggalakkan orang kite melancong ke luar negare, peniage tempatan tidaklah akan terase serbe salah apabile ingin merompak pelancong dengan harge barangan yang tinggi. Besides, ini boleh membantu meningkatkan pendapatan syarikat penerbangan tempatan, terutamanye MAS yang sedang gigih untuk memulihkan situasi kewangannye."

Pada Akhir Program Pelancaran tersebut, YAXB Dato Seri Feirenhait pula menyeru agar orang ramai tidak akan crying over the spilt gold pada masa kelak dan patutlah mnendapatkan tiket penerbangan dengan segera. Tempahan tiket boleh dibuat secara online di www.feiasia.com.my.

beijing 2008

2008-07-01T12:49:00.006+08:00

u knw...the logo of beijing 2008 is so nice...

but do u knw who is the designer?

a person...

that design the logo...

the logo is full of his tears...

his spirit...

his soul...

his bloods....

his life...

dun believe it?

lets c the evidence....

=.=lll.......

Picture of A Word, 1 Word...

2008-07-01T12:36:00.004+08:00

Often we say that pictures worth a thousand words. But some pictures only worth a word. Just like the picture below :

"FEI" - (废, useless, tak berguna)

Cold and Hot

2008-07-01T12:08:00.008+08:00

Have you ever imagine something with 2 characteristics at the same time? Hereby we found it unbelievable with the specimen below. The subject caught our attention by having two conflicting characteristics at the same time; hot and cold.

This is hot. Look at those muscles.

And this is cold (很冷的笑话)…He’s trying to make a cold joke, or maybe he isn’t…

機智與反應

2008-07-01T12:00:00.000+08:00

一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。
一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」

「嗯，」那人說到，「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」

「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的。」

沒想道對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜，售貨員沒辦法只好詢問經理。

「經理，外面有一個混蛋偏偏要買半棵高麗菜！」沒想到，一轉頭，那顧客就跟在門後，售貨員腦筋很快，「咳，而這一位先生呢，想買另外半棵！」

事情過後，經理覺得此人反應不錯，便想調他去鳳凰城分公司當主管。

售貨員聽到了立刻不以為然，非常不高興說道：「拜託！鳳凰城那種地方只有妓女和曲棍球球員才會住在那！」

經理立刻臉色大變，「是喔，真不巧！我老婆住在鳳凰城已經兩年了！」

售貨員一聽立刻轉道：「嗯，那，你老婆是打哪一個位置？」

游泳時隨便尿尿的後果

2008-07-01T11:58:00.000+08:00

[转载]
小張是我的一個朋友.
有一天他要去游泳,叫我一起去.
他說:"走呀!請你去游泳!"
我說:"不去!"
他說:"為什麼?"
我說:"水太髒,他們都往裡尿尿."
他說:"那我們也往裡尿呀!"
我說:"不去."
然後他自己就去了.
玩了沒半個小時,給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢來,我尿尿讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼還能讓人抓住呢?"
他說:"人家在水裡尿,我上跳台尿的."
第二天,還沒臉偷偷的又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我在水裡尿的,昨天罰了300,上了點火.一尿尿拉黃線了!"
第三天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,昨天受了涼，尿的時候帶出來一泡屎"
第四天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,今天看見一個超級火爆的美女，尿的時候帶出來的居然是白色粘狀物"
第五天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,尿得太多，整個池子都溢出來了"
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第六天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來人都嚇跑了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第七天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"我一來，游泳池的人全尿了.
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第八天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
我說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來，管理員嚇尿了。」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第九天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我尿不出來人家不讓走了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第十天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,還沒尿,人家一看又是我,就先罰300塊"
我："。。。。。。。。。"

FEI's Choice Movie of the Year

2008-06-30T18:53:00.001+08:00

Hereby I announce the movie of the year to win the Golden Balak Award (金柴奖).
Nominees are :

1. The Curse of the Golden Balak Armour (废金甲)
Review : A film where a sot sot king with 3 sons; scumbag, dumbass and dickhead. Scumbag is a scumbag and so is he. Dumbass is the son with an ass so dumb that it always fart when the king talks. Third son is a dickhead without one of those on his head. He has an affair with his own mother with ba gua liap (showing half, not showing half). The ending was ketchup sauses all over the chrysantimum flower, like chocolate over the wheat field in Cococrunch. Seems like got new product : Chrychup, tomato flavoured chrysantimum tea in packs!
Starring : Melvin Chou
Director : Jay Tan

2. Kungfu Balak Dunk (功夫灌废柴篮)
Review : A-born-to-be-basketballer-star teenager or he thought so, went to kungfu school and being kick out because of he think its time for him to try other things like basketball and his headmaster thinks his(jay) kungfu is better than his(headmaster). A great story about a guy who can slam the dunk(with his hands) and slam the board (with his brilliant head) tries to eat ice cream and then goreng nasi with a cute sister to the drunken team captian who only drinks Tiger Beer. A team of gangsters tried to crush his bones but cannot, because he's the hero and hero always wins. It ends with a basketballer who's suppose to slam dunk, goes to turn back time and save the good guys bla bla bla...
Starring : Jay Zi Hern
Director : Tan Jie Lun

3. The Useless Secret that Cannot be Said (不能说的废的秘密)
Review : A 36 year old guy pretending to be 16 year old musician went into a music school where he met a girl from the past. Trying to tackle the girl, he went for a piano rap battle ; whoever can rap the fastest with piano wins. And so he won single handed, I mean it with one hand of five fingers. When asking why he likes to play piano with one hand, he said it looks more cool and the other hand can scratch his back. Like every climax, the hero must bleed when showing his best. The ending is, he was able to go to 20 years ago, and so he can be officially 18 years old.
Starring : Jay Chou Jie Hern
Director : Melvin Tan Zi Lun

And the winner is :

Jeng Jeng Jeng…

Jeng Jeng Jeng...

Due to insufficient funding from FEI, no prizes are given and the Award has to be postpone to next sem. Thank you. Jangan baling telur busuk ya…

post more la...

2008-06-29T23:44:00.002+08:00

i think 1 of the reasons that the member of FEI is not that active in posting the funny and fei stuff is because they cant feel the passion and the response of the visitors.unlike the 1st few days we created, many visitors and we intended to create a record, which is most visited blog in university.
so, i think will be a good idea if the visitors can kindly leave a comment or msg to the latest post, so that we aware of our post can make the visitors' life more fei and more funny...
this is the 1st response since the revolution that our lovely president has announced,
any suggestion to make FEI stronger and better, post it up.

regards,

3rd fei

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who died...

2008-06-29T15:52:00.003+08:00

Old people always said..err...sometimes said...ok, a few of them said, when then rich wage war, it's the poor who died. Lets see if that's true...

Case Study 1: 300
Lead by a king who's like 2 buckets full of pride, (and stil a lot of it leaking out) the 6,7 and 8 packs, handsome, ugly, half handsome and half ugly, one-eyed, two-eyed, young and old went to the war against the great empire of a baldy with ringy and chingy. Thirst of blood and glory, they sent their lives to the generous and the kind. Result of the war : Death of a mad king snipe by a cloud of arrows.

Case Study 2 : Lord of the rings during the return of the king
With the join forces of the greenny gummy ghost, the long ears, white beards and tiny shoeless dwalfs, they run through the attack of the Eye III (Sauron) and the tree-like-figured-body-with-stick-made-from-tree-who-likes-to-chop-off-trees-but-very-old man (Saruman). Who dies : thousands of freaky talking creature and the Eye III

Case Study 3 : Narnia with Prince Caspian
A bunch of animals going through genetic hybrid process, producing a platoon of circus with more variety of animals to be shown. And it's really American, watching all the animals slaughtered. And what this war caused : Lots of cute animals and handsome Spartan-like guys died.

Analysis :
Death in Case 1 : Poor of thinking ability and psychotic (Nuts that only owns pride with the price tag of death)
Death in Case 2 : Poor of physical and health (Rough skin and bad teeth)
Death in Case 3 : Poor of joke and biological factor (Those animals aren't funny for circus nor mengalami kecacatan genetic yang tak boleh diubati dengan perubatan moden terutamanya di Malaysia)

Conclusion : The phrase is true, "When the rich wage war, it's the 'poor' who died". Spread the word, amigo...

XX,，不一样，就是不一样。。

2008-06-27T19:21:00.003+08:00

最近听到一个电台广告，是某某著名电器连锁店的广告。广告大意为：
大抵是奥运快到了，
弟弟：我要看游泳！
姐姐：我要看体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
爸爸：不要吵，遥控拿来，我要看羽球。
弟弟、姐姐：妈，你看爸爸！！
这时，妈妈出来打圆场了，
妈妈：不要争了，XX电器举办了一个有奖竞赛，只要猜对奥运会奖牌荣誉榜上的首十五个国家，88个plasma电视任你赢取！
不知是姐姐还是弟弟：yeah, 赢了plasma 电视就一人一台。。

然后就有一个旁白：
bla bla bla..XX，不一样就是不一样

广告启示：
启示1：兄弟姐妹时常会为一些有的没的就乱吵一通。。。
启示2：不管你做什么，都一定会传到家长那里去。。。
启示3：家长（尤其是男性）都会习惯性的运用自己的权威，用家长式的作风去解决家庭问题。
启示4：在一般的印象中，妈妈一定要出来打圆场。
启示5，也是最重要的启示：这个广告的创作者的逻辑很有问题。他的概念是：不够电视-> 争吵->猜排名赢电视->够电视->不争吵，这本来是很平常，也很一般的广告手法，但犯了一个小错误。因为一开始吵就是因为争电视看运动，可通过猜奥运荣誉榜上的首十五个排名来赢电视，但要等这个猜奖的结果出来，就必须先等奥运结束了，才知道哪十五个国家排在首十五名。当奥运都结束了，运动项目也都完了，那他们根本就没有了通过“赢电视”来解决“争吵”的必要。。

XX, 不一样，就是不一样！

Reformation Notice

2008-06-27T08:25:00.004+08:00

Memorandom

On 27 June 2008, 8:26 AM, I, as the president of FEI has made the following changes:

new elegant and stylish theme for the blog

no more dark and black color that reduces the attractiveness of the blog

encourage more people unpload posts and pictures to the blog

dedicated to further enhance the party

Reasons for changes:

quite boring in the morning

hands were itchy (tangan gatal or 手痒)

office was cold in the morning, need some hand excercises to warm up my hands

Goals for changes:

encourage people to change the blog as they wish ( I mean the admin)

encourage members to post new thing

encourage members to post pictures ( I miss your faces ..... :( sob sob )

set a model for hand itchy or coldness exercise

Expected comments for the changes:

"Wow, nice and stylish!"

"Way to go, now we have a brighter blog!"

"Hot blog, babe!"

"Yeah, I feel good!"

"President is so handsome!"

With this reformation notice, I hope that more posts will appear in the blog in the near future. Thank you.

Sincerely,

YAXB Fahrenheit.

One day in work

2008-06-24T19:51:00.002+08:00

it is 5pm shown on the clock, my stomach is crunching 'badly', nnot because i wanted to 'pangsai', but.....aiyo..i oso duno why lar...so...i quickly run to the window(behind my office, top floor of a 3 storey building), FOR WHAT ?? take fresh air la...
but then, what i get is 'bladdy smelly shitting' smell...damn!!!so xui...but, i very 'pantang' wan, cannot say busuk, mane tau later i menyinggung perasaan 'orang' lain...

so, i ma go toilet lo, smell better than the 'fresh' air....then stomach crunching again, then my collegues ask me, if i wan to makan o not, do o t ma...so ma agreed lo. go to a coffee shop at 5.30pm..my collegues all damn hungry, (din take lunch break cos of their stupidity, aiya....hard to explain here la...later la if i gt mood), so ma say wana makan pau lo...tats the oni food there...
tgk tgk...the pau damn expensive,

duo pau=rm3.00
char siao pao= rm1.60
lo ma kai=rm3.00
siu mai=rm1.90(3 pieces)

wahh....see the price, my stomach stop crunching....(perut oso terkejut d, and understand my feeling)..my collegues , oso perut terkejut ba, cos they all end up drink milo ais, and chin teh peng,......after drinking, we ma go bak office lo, then i ask then why they din eat, guess what they say??

the food too expensive??...no no no...
the food not nice??...no no no...
then wat??

they jus say.....

enough la.....duwan tell u all!!muahahahah........
now my stomach ok d...thank u for caring ya....(no one care me oso, but my thanks is for those who wana care but shy la, i understand wan)

utk rakan2 yang amat disayangi

2008-06-12T10:46:00.003+08:00

Dengan segala hormatnya saya ingin membuat satu pengumuman kapada rakan2 saya yang tercinta,

Selamat cuti sekolah, and berharap tuan2 dan puan2 dapat berusaha untuk menambahkan post di F.E.I. Sebagaimana yang kita tahu, F.E.I adalah suatu saluran berkomunikasi kepada ahli2 fei. Walaubagaimanapun, kita dapat memerhatikan post2 di fei sudah semakin kurang.Berikut adalah statistic yang kita boleh dapat :-

march = 77
april = 26
may = 18
june = 3
total =124

Kita sebagai ahli fei amat faham sebab bulan lepas kita sibuk untuk membuat persediaan final exam. oleh itu, kita harap ahli-ahli dapat post sebanyak yang mungkin untuk mengekalkan status kita.

sekian, terima kasih.

Berkhidmat untuk F.E.I.

(pengumuman ini dalam bahasa melayu untuk mengimbangkan jumlah post bagi setiap bahasa)

First week in work

2008-06-07T21:55:00.004+08:00

To answer the question of 粥姓董事长, whether or not the residents of Penang welcome me, I have no idea but the government has raised the oil price within a few days of my arrival at Penang, I think the objective is to encourage more people in Penang, in fact the whole Malaysia to use public transport more as I do because as you all know I have no self transportation. Why ? So that the pretty girls in Penang would have no choice but to take public transport with me , hehehehehe ( In your dream la )

Quite free now, so I guess I will write some story here.

Hmmm.....

What to talk about?

I guess I would have to talk about some FEI things happened to me in this few days of new arrival.

2/6 First day in the early morning, I woke up and routinely brushed my teeth and bathed except the place is different, I have been brushing my teeth in four different places for the past 4 days !!! First, the friday in UTP for my last exam paper, then my house in Ipoh, then my sister's house in Kulim, then my rented place in Penang for the coming 8 months. I have broken the Malaysian Record for "Brushing teeth around Malaysia in a blink of the eyes" record ! ok .... back to the story, after the washing , I walked to the agreed upon location just to see my bus to pass by in front of me ! What to do? Took taxi lo. Finally reached the place in time and mix with a lot of new people in Intel. We have gone through 3 days orientation training just to adjust ourselves into the working place. There are a lot of people from different walks of life in here, there are internship trainees from all over Malaysia, there are fresh graduates, there are employees who are a lot more older than us and hire by Intel, some of them even has manager status and are going to be new managers in Intel but " Sorry bro , you ain't much different from me, you are new meat here too ... Wakakaka " . Yes, they have to sit beside us and listen to the lectures just like us.

So, I just have to highlight something here, please do not wear formal on first day of work even you know that people seldom wear formal in the place that you are going to work for. Why ? I wore formal that day, and ............. I got a lot of attention la.............( Handsome mah, what to do ?)

One more thing to highlight, girls at working place are basically pretty and good looking, I so in love with working place.....wahahahaha.......Penang Penang

3/6 nothing special , more boring lectures , oh ya , i had lunch with my supervisor and one of her colleagues, and her colleague belanja, wahahaha ( Remember, Intel has policy that boss should treat subordinates to meal )

4/6 nothing special, more boring lectures

5/6 First time in cubicle jungle
Yes, cubicle = jungle , easily get lost in somewhere. I have a cubicle and a desktop, very thankful, hahaha, some more , I have my name on my cubicle, make me so relieve and proud . wakakakakaka . then , first assignment comes, I have to work with one of the trainees to develop a website for the department. So, have to research on that lo

6/6 keep on researching and had lunch with Gary and his friends , man , a lot of UTPians in Intel also.

Ok, that is my 5 days of working in Intel , more details , stay tuned.

What is the consequences of oil price increase?

2008-06-04T23:15:00.006+08:00

We, the FEI members care about the current issues; "We FEI, we care ! "

The oil price increase will be effective starting by midnight tonight. Here might be the consequences in the near future:

Mat Rempit A: "Malam ni nak rempit x?" Mat Rempit B:" x mau la, x de minyak!" - Mat Rempit activities will be reduced greatly and X-games like skateboard and mountain bike X-games will be greatly increased thanks to those Mat Rempits who have no money for petrol and change their hobby to something similar. Next round of Toyota X-Games might be held in Malaysia in the abandoned Sepang Circuit. Why abandoned? Come on la, with the oil price like this, race for what wo? If they really race ah, ticket also nobody can afford la, stupid.
The oil price and toll fees which is high like hell will restrain people from setting their foot more than 3KM from their houses. This will greatly enhance the relationship among the neighborhood. Why? Day and night seeing the same face, not like also like la, not in love also fall in love la. Stupid !
Solar energized machine will be the future direction of R&D. Girls will be researched in great length because as scientists observed, girls tend to walk faster under the hot sun than their male counterpart. I dunno why (Even I know why also I pretend like I dunno). In the near future, starring at girls is encouraged by all because the men are simply just facilitating the research on the subject - Solar Energized Homo Sapiens.
Hijacking activities of petrol tankers will be increased because robbing petrol is more profitable than robbing any other commodities.
Corrupted policemen will ask for "Duit Minyak" instead of "Duit Kopi", why? No petrol, how can the motorcycle works? How can the car works? No car or motorcycle, how to tapau Kopi? Stupid !
Gas station which stick the sticker " No cash more that RM 300 in the station....... cash transfer to safe after 10pm ...... employees have no key to the safe..... bla bla bla " will not work because people will rob the petrol not money. Why? Ok ok , this time , it is a good question. It is very economical, you see, given the opportunity to rob a gas station with you life at stake, which will you choose? Money or oil? I will choose oil of course. Oil has no number to be traced like bank notes. Value of the oil is increasing everyday and lead to raise in price of every commodities which means money depreciation. Why do you still go for the money? Stupid !
PETRONAS, Bernas and FEI will join together and become a legal party, Feitronas and win the next election. This is because people need petrol and rice. Then why FEI? Haiyo, talking cock and bull shitting is the essential skills a politician must have. Instead of talking cock and bull shitting to the people and make them more suffer and hatred in this critical moment, might as well listen to our Fei Hua and laugh la. Stupid !

Above opinions and ideas do not represent the believes and stand of the party, they are merely the ideas of individual, YAXB Fahrenheit, FEI party president (Huh? What for electing a president who does not represent the party? Because............."This is FEI !!!! " - in Spartan assent ) .

I'm in Penang !!!

2008-06-02T06:10:00.003+08:00

Good morning,

I know this is not the usual time that anyone of us will wake up. I have been unusual, hahahaha. Why? Because I have to work! Cemas ! Well, I'm not going to bored you with the details of Penang Island, here are the main highlight of Penang Island:

Hot chicks all around, must eat alot of ice to prevent fever, I wish Melvin is here to cool things down
Can see sea quite often
very happening city
my room just enough, not too big, not too small
house mates are all friendly
i'm the most handsome in the house, hehehehehe
plenty of hor jia ming gia to be discovered, yummy !
plenty of tokong of all kinds, sizes and religions
got alot of different people here, white, yellow, brown, black, blacker, blackest, and fei chai (recently add in one)
buses is rapid penang and it is quite nice looking, will try one soon
again, hot chicks are all around !!!!! man !!!!! ayam panas !!!!!

A Journey to the Past

2008-05-30T22:54:00.005+08:00

Well, past in the sense of a semester back. Hopefully this post serves as a memory down the lane.

Looks like it has been 6 months since our clan is established. Thank goodness no blood was shed, no tears were flowing but there was plenty of wood flying around, well of course this clan is signified mainly by wood and wood people like kian, erm, a useless wood, of course, who enjoys his daily doses of nasi lemak to increase his uselessness even further. (chill...........) Btw, 100 bucks should be donated to our dear clan leader so that "heshe" can purchase his favourite nasi lemak.

Like fei yi ching said, we are not gonna miss our dear leader, though he might be leaving for good. Anyways, good luck to him and may some penang chicks fall into err, his pants or knees. I think Penang has some decent chicks, much better ones than you-know-what. So enjoy your 齐人之福over there will ya.

I still havent touch anything about the semester that we have gone through. That's ABOMINABLE, MIND-BLOWING. For starters, this semester was &*^*&^*&^ tough especially for meche students. There were many pasrah cases, notably the amount of projects(Can you imagine 7-8 projects in one semester?) and heat transfer and the WELLLLLLLLLLLL by our beloved you-know-who. I　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｓａｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｌａｔｔｅｒ　ｔｗｏ　ｗｅｒｅ　ｅｘｃｅｐｔｉｏｎａｌｌｙ　ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ　ｔｒａｎｓｉｔｉｏｎ　ｐｅｒｉｏｄｓ　ｆｏｒ　ｕｓ，　ａｓ　we were not used to the foreign style of lecturing.

This semester could not be worse by the lack of hot chicks. Muahahahaha. Just kidding. Too many OLD stuffs over here but old ginger is still more pedas I think. Incident of the semester would be given to our beloved well x 3 guy, ling zhong yie. He hurt his knee(is that technically accurate?) while playing basketball. An old guy like him should go kopitiam and lim teh only. ^_^. Well, kudos to him, for persevering with this condition even though it was during the exam weeks.

Couple of the semester? Let's just leave that to Mr KK I think. He knows more about that. Food is never a problem to you , KK, isnt it? Joke of the semester, well plenty of them, Mr President might have an archive for it. Footage of the semester? The Internal Affairs which is under circulation from Fei Yi Ching. Quote of the semester? Just watch the recent parliementary videos.

Overall, this semester was definetely a tough nut to crack and might have cause us to go nuts as well. To start off the holidays of you folks, I suggest watching superhero movie. Absolute nonsense but should keep your toes on your head.

再见 Bye....

2008-05-30T16:14:00.005+08:00

有一天小明哭红双眼跑来对妈妈说
小明：妈妈我被小华的家人打 T_T
妈妈（非常吃惊）：亲爱的为什么呢？他们一家人都很好的，为什么会打你呢？
小明：我也不知道。。。小华今天带我到他家去看他的鸡。然后临走前，我跟所有的鸡说再见，他们就打我
妈妈：你如何跟鸡说再见？？？
小明：我只是说 - 老鸡Bye，母鸡Bye，公鸡Bye，大鸡Bye，小鸡Bye，全部鸡Bye.....
妈妈：。。。。

Semester Dinner for FEI

2008-05-25T21:06:00.002+08:00

As suggest by many member of FEI, we really need a semester dinner together before the semester break. This dinner will also be the good bye dinner for our YAB Fahrenheit because he is going intern d. (We will not miss u) hahahah. So any suggestion ??

Final exam

2008-05-21T01:22:00.003+08:00

EXAM = E for elephant, X for X-men, A for Apple, and M for Motherboard

How about holiday?

H= Holy Shit!!
O=Oh my god!!
L=Lets Do it!!(can you imagine wat ya wana do?
I=Ice ice baby..
D=Damn it!!
A=A***ole!!
Y=Yes, yes...i did it...

为灾民默哀

2008-05-20T03:28:00.008+08:00

http://blog.sina.com.cn/lm/zt/512zhhrj.html
如果你在埋怨学校的网路很糟糕的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你在抱怨生活很无趣的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你觉得马来西亚是个无可救药的国家的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
当我看了以上网址中的文章，我的泪水不由的滑落。。。
我的心情是激动的，我的内心是震撼的。。。
他们不是什么博士专才，不能给你不一样的理论学识。。。
他们不是什么作家写手，不能呈现华丽优美的文字句子。。。
他们只是普通人，但他们给我们带来一字一句，
是他们千千万万同胞的性命换来的。。。
是他们亲身从鬼门关前得来的。。。
是他们纵使在多少年后，午夜梦回时仍不能承受的痛。。。

面对天灾的发生，遥远的我们无法付出太大的助力。。。
但我们能够以一颗虔诚的心，来诚心祈祷。。。
希望他们能早日走出伤痛，重拾以往的笑容。。。
来吧我的朋友，不过你是什么种族，不管你是什么宗教，
当你看到这篇文章时，希望你好好的看看他们的遭遇
让我们一起以最诚恳的心。。。
祈求世界能够灾难消除，人类和平幸福的在这片土地上生活下去。。。

废材大联盟全体同哀悼

在飛機上

2008-05-13T14:18:00.002+08:00

有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人.
飞机飞到一半突然没油了,机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量.
于是那美国人就发挥其个人英雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声:"美利坚和众国万岁!!"然后就跳下去了!
飞机继续飞.....
这时机长又宣布:重量还是太重了,还得跳下去一个人!
于是德国人就站出来,走到飞机舱口,高呼一声:"德意志帝国万岁!!"也跟着跳了下去!
飞机继续飞.....
这时机长又宣布说:不行,还是重了,必须再跳下去一个人!
中国人看了日本人一眼,站起来走到了飞机舱口,
日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手:"好兄弟,我不会忘了你的!"
中国人高呼一声:"中华人民共和国万岁!!"
接着一脚把日本人给踹下去了!!....

Federation of Extreme Idiocy 废柴大联盟

2011 下半年 听了想笑的电台广告 （个人觉得）

Thermography Course

Body and Platform

FEI-nion news - As it happened: YiuTP Curfew Riot Day 3

Report

2 Meanings

Na Xie Nian - Those Days

Za....

Ok

Famous Quotes By People Born on January 14

FEI Monthly October Issue

Fei Questions and Answers (old collections)

最常见的9种叫床声音，你喜欢哪种??

Farewell

Theme Song for CurryPuff Girls

痞子蔡欠扁问答题

狮子的哥哥叫什么？？

1 Malaysia

国油电子电机工程系 (EE)的毕业歌

废

EE gathering

Raveen Kumar Ramalingam to all power system majoring students, pls kindly pay rm 25 to me before friday,9th April,my CIMB account numb is 0809007xxxxxxx, email add-raveenkmr@gmail.com...wen transferring, include ur name, id and hp numb...thanks and pls give cooperation..

JOURNEY TO THE WEST

Gong Xi Fatt Chai

Saddest thing that can happen in UTP

Business-minded Engineering Students

People who are likely to be bashed

离别

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 4: Guess Who???（废党寻根记）

新废党主席就位！

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 3: F.E.I. Pokemon Showdown

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 2: The Classic Movie （大学经典电影系列）

吉祥物生日

一张封印了30年的照片

老总、秘书、老公、情人、孙子 (转自：某某人的email）

saya suka sama you

why this blog become so not happening?

when you guys wan go mamak?

Why do people dont sleep early in utp?

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 1: The famous quote （大学经典语录）

Barometer

TNB Online

WANT AND NEED, AND OKIE

Cai Hong 《彩虹》（由于作者是香蕉所以由本副主席为他翻译）

名字怎么翻译？废党副主席失言 引起轩然大波

Paper

I Heard Someone Calling You Baby

Hey...where ya all?

hey hey~

Migration from blog to forum

彩虹

大仔与小仔的故事

You can now VOTE!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to Xi Yi

Petikan

The SpongeBob Square Pain Mystery

Tension...

This is FEISM!!!

English...

Memo

Sorry and welcome to the new look and feel

Yeah..belanja makan

George "Semak" and the President of China

Another PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

Jangan cakap bukan bukan

Pembalasan

A PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

The Story of a Physicist, Biologist & Chemist

Why Women Fart Less ??

Anyone with answers to these questions???

A Great Writer

Kungfu Panda??

The Story of 3 Brothers

Lead, Follow, Get Out of the Way?

Creative thinking for the bored cubicle workers

PRESIDENT FEI

请投Nasi Lemak一票

Memorandum

Assumption~~~

2011 下半年听了想笑的电台广告（个人觉得）

Raveen Kumar Ramalingam to all power system majoring students, pls kindly pay rm 25 to me before friday,9th April,
my CIMB account numb is 0809007xxxxxxx, email add-raveenkmr@gmail.com...wen transferring, include ur name, id and hp numb...thanks and pls give cooperation..

名字怎么翻译？废党副主席失言引起轩然大波