There are a lot of papers in this world...
many types...
Toilet paper - most disgusting one especially those used
Sand paper - best use for sanding ur skin after sun burn...sand a while and squeeze some lime juice on skin, Syok!
Paper bank note - my favorite, the more i have the better i feel, quite amazing
Blank paper - simply can give us paper cut, can also carry different meaning in different occasion, during exam, u give back this kinda paper means only one thing, u r dead !
Tissue paper - very useful in many occasion, especially when a girl is crying, a guy who hand her a piece of this paper might get some good impression, very useful, guys should bring more with them
Research paper - very academic kinda paper, contains a lot of information resulted from long time of study, when researchers lose this paper, they will search again and again, everywhere, hence the name, 'Research' paper
news paper - contains news, old news, sometimes fake news, and most of the time in malaysia, contain biased news. can be used for wrapping food like roti canai, nasi lemak and etc but not many people will do so unless they have no choice
old news paper - news paper also, but contains more outdated news compared to the earlier one, can be sold at good price...at least my mom thinks so. can be used for wrapping food like roti canai, nasi lemak and etc.
Final Paper - the most dangerous paper in the world, can kill, can torture and always depress people, very dangerous
stupid paper - a kind of final paper, when the student cannot score well or they dunno how to do the paper, that particular paper becomes stupid paper, when the student refer to that final paper, they would said, ' die lo, i dunno how to do that fxxxing stupid paper!'
fxxxing stupid paper - same as the earlier type of paper, this doesn't as its name implies, it doesn't fxxx . in fact, it doesn't move, it is just more stupid than the earlier one.
well, hope that u all gain some knowledge and insight about papers now....
没有空话,只有废话
【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 1: The famous quote (大学经典语录)
Last update: 21 November 2009
63.“你是属毛的” (刘伟强,2010)
-当左思华与毛毛在争论他们的五行属性时,伟强毫不给脸的对毛毛说了2010年的第一句名言。。64.“In final year, one of the saddest thing is : we want to go class, but we got no classes to go anymore. ”(ah bear, 2010)
-ah bear 在2010年感慨 final year 学生太“空闲”而发出的感言。这也充分显示出 ah bear 勤劳(还是晒命)的美德。。。。
65.“睡迟了一个小时半!!!”(melvin, 2010)
mel哥在迟醒了一个小时半后懊恼地大喊,此句需配合躺在床上紧闭着眼双手用力的猛槌床褥,语气须表现出 missed class 后不甘心但又不想起床的心情。
Monday, May 18, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I Heard Someone Calling You Baby
Recently, there's a popular song played in pirated DVD stores pasar malam. Composed and written by Jonathan Lee years back, and now comes out with a new version by Eric Lin.
But, we know that after singing the song, the story might end up with ...
The girl cried,
"That's my Dad la, Idiot!"
我听见有人叫你宝贝
不要说我做得不对
Don't say that I did it wrong
不要说你永远不会
Don't tell me that you'll never do so (You know what)
因为我在无意间听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I Inadvertently heard someone calling you Baby
不要说这是个误会
Don't tell me that it's misunderstanding
请不要在我面前流泪
Please don't in front of me
因为我明明听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I really heard someone calling you Baby
你让他叫你 宝贝
You let him calling you Baby
不要说我做得不对
Don't say that I did it wrong
不要说你永远不会
Don't tell me that you'll never do so (You know what)
因为我在无意间听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I Inadvertently heard someone calling you Baby
不要说这是个误会
Don't tell me that it's misunderstanding
请不要在我面前流泪
Please don't in front of me
因为我明明听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I really heard someone calling you Baby
你让他叫你 宝贝
You let him calling you Baby
But, we know that after singing the song, the story might end up with ...
The girl cried,
"That's my Dad la, Idiot!"
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