Famous Quotes By People Born on January 14

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." Maureen Dowd Andy Rooney (Born in 1919); American Journalist.

"The purpose of human life is to serve and to show compassion and the will to help others." Albert Schweitzer (Born in 1875); Humanitarian and Theologian.

"Excuses are tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments for nothing." Steven Grayhm (Born in 1981); Canada Actor.

"Happiness? That's nothing more than a good health and a poor memory." Albert Schweitzer (Born in 1875); Humanitarian and Theologian.

"I just outsmarted myself. It was an easy word. I just made a stupid mistake." Samir Patel (Born in 1994) American Spelling Bee Winner.

"Which part should I laugh?" Marcus C.H.Chan (Born in 1986); Schlumberger Engineer.

"Is this a joke or a statement?" Marcus C.H.Chan (Born in 1986); Schlumberger Engineer.

"我-就-是-不-相-信-！" Marcus C.H.Chan (Born in 1986); Schlumberger Engineer.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

Fei Questions and Answers (old collections)

Question: Nice photo! How did you take the shot?

Answer: use my camera...

Question: What's the heaviest mee on the world?

Answer: Wan Tan Mee (one tonne mee)

Question: What's the blackest money on the world?

Answer: 50 cent (the black rapper from US).

Question: Why superman's shirt is always so tight?

Answer: because "s" size....

Have a nice day people. :D

Theme Song for CurryPuff Girls

This song is to credit a girl band in UTP graduating batch Jan 2010.
Not S.H.E.
Not SNSD.

But ... CurryPuff Girls!

Composer: Diane Warren ("I Don't Want to Miss A Thing")
Lyricist: Chong

...I don't want to miss lee teng ...
I don't want to miss ngai yoong ...
oh toh jia lin ...
and I don't want to miss a thing ...

Business-minded Engineering Students

A: so late baru online ?

haha

B: got class ma just now

y u din go?

i din sign for u

A: sien lo didnt sign for me

next time sign la

B: cannt sign la.. only few ppl in the class.. the lec suspect later

A: u dunt sign for urself la

u sign for me

hahaha

B: cannt lo.. i so famous.. lec remember my name one

A: sien lo...

later lecturer dulan me lo

i so sked lo

B: yala.. u b careful la.. test 1 sure cannt score dy

A: alamak die lo die lo (holding head covering face)

sked lo liddat

next class must go d

go early

kenot go play d lo

must study d

later kenot score

B: aiyo.. die lo.. all our weekend plan next sem x jadi dy

A: kenot go d ler...must study la..miss one class d

later kenot score test

B: die la u.. u can only miss 10% of the class.. now un edy missed 8%

A: yala

kenot miss any class d

later kena barred

haha

so foundation la liddis

B: u go clinic tipu mc la

A: yeah..must walk to clinic

and beg mor mc d

B: no need.. u tipu one.. then photostat a few to keep

every week gv one to the lec

A: can sell to frens oso

one for rm 1 oso can

B: good idea.. photostat one MC only 10 cents the most.. sell RM1.. wa.. profit 900%?

i bcome ur business partner la

A: can la...

when a lot ppl need mc we increase price

1.50

:))

B: i think we can open clinic terus lo

open one bside v5 shop

A: hahaha

no doctor, no medicine

just mc

B: got.. we are the doctors la

we can sign for the mc one

since we r doctors.. we can increase the price for mc

A: hehe...can oso...

B: RM10 per mc also no prob

A: depending on days...got package oso..if wanna take longer leave have to pay more

we will provide fake photos to be uploaded on fb to show to ppl that u are sick

B: yea.. n if want mc for final hv to pay triple

we must hv operation room also

take fake photo that we r operating the person

A: yeah..

can even fake death photo and death cert for those who want to take permanent leave and lari from sponsors

but of course

much higher price

quality is guaranteed

B: dead photo need to charge at least RM1000 n above..

coz lari from sponsor means lari RM100,000

so shud charge more

A: yeah...

upon request we will oso organize fake funeral and burial for the customer

if pay more we can even get a substitute corpse

for the custormer

but of course

pay more

B: wa.. tht one must charge very high dy.. coz can tipu insurance claim also

A: hmm..yeah..must write a contract to share the insurance claim

B: got the money edy we can expand our business to other uni

A: yeah..good good..applying business strategy..we can go to larger uni with more student so that can get cheap labour

and the location is better

lower the cost of operations

huhu..we can be the CEO lo

hoho

easy life d

hohoho...im so happy thinking of the money we can make

B: oh ya.. we can open medical school also then

train students to be professional MC suppliers

A: hmm..long term plan

that a good idea

B: First rule of the class: Cannot miss class by giving MC

hahahahhaha

A: hahaha...

most important rule...

if student is caught using real mc..he or she will be barred

hahaha

only fake mc is valid

B: death cert also must b fake one.. really die edy also must find a fake one

A: yeah

our fake products are of high quality

better than

real products

we strive for fake excellence

B: real product is not recognized by us

A: real products are fake and fake products are real

B: so does the utp clinic.. it shud b demolished

it neither real nor fake

they shouldnt exist at all

A: yeah..the clinic is irrelevant

sumore with our clinic there

its totally no need to be there

they should close down the clinic

B: they shud fully utilize the place.. change it to something like snooker room

A: yeah...something more useful and important

B: we acquire the utp clinic la since we can earn so much

A: haha

telan the clinic

then rebrand the clinic into one of us

B: ya.. then ask the 'nothin 2 eat' cafe beside to pay protection fee to us

earn somemore

A: haha...

venture into ah long business after that

so that ppl will borrow money from us

then when they wanna lari they will find us oso

then we make them pay for the fake service

then after that we tangkap them

B: if they got no money to pay us.. ask them to pay for fake death cert then claim insurance to pay us

A: hohoho..we can get pulangan berganda liddat

then we buy utp

make it our uni

train

the students

B: ya.. eliminate all the existing engineering courses

change the courses to suit our business needs

open courses about medic, insurance, business and law


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To ensure the personal safety of the individuals involved in the conversation above, the identities of A and B would not be disclosed.

【持续更新中】Final Year Student Syndrome (FYSS) Act 3: F.E.I. Pokemon Showdown

Still remember the Pokemon trading cards that we played long long time ago?

Now, in conjunction with FYSS campaign and also the anniversary of F.E.I., we proudly present the new series of F.E.I. limited edition Pokemon trading cards as the gifts to our Party supporters.

From time to time, we will update the trading cards of different F.E.I. personnel for collection.

So, ready, get set, go!


ATTENTION: The following cards are only for snippet preview. Actual finalized designs might vary.

= to be continued =

I Heard Someone Calling You Baby

Recently, there's a popular song played in pirated DVD stores pasar malam. Composed and written by Jonathan Lee years back, and now comes out with a new version by Eric Lin.

我听见有人叫你宝贝


不要说我做得不对
Don't say that I did it wrong
不要说你永远不会
Don't tell me that you'll never do so (You know what)
因为我在无意间听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I Inadvertently heard someone calling you Baby

不要说这是个误会
Don't tell me that it's misunderstanding
请不要在我面前流泪
Please don't in front of me
因为我明明听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I really heard someone calling you Baby
你让他叫你 宝贝
You let him calling you Baby

But, we know that after singing the song, the story might end up with ...





The girl cried,











"That's my Dad la, Idiot!"

This is FEISM!!!

FEI dialog between two feichai member,

..........
A :讲心不讲金
B :讲金不讲心
A :like u meh
B :i memang 讲心&讲金 ,more 金 more 心

A :but jiang jin 1st

B :first or later nvm one,same only
A :no...if in a dilemma, 1 side is gold 1 side is liang xin,
B :i will grab the liang xin and jump to the gold side
A :no.in the dilemma liang xin and gold reple each other
B :so i will have plenty of gold and a liang xin
A :repel
B :like that ah,i will take liang xin,made of gold one,jin liang xin,wakakakaka
A :if liang xin is make of gole(gold),means 冷冰冰ady,where got the soul of liang ixn
B :what is soul?
A:can make out of gold one?
B:i wan golden soul
A:haha,have to use golden compas
B:.....=.=III
A:swt wat,this is feinism
B:it's Feism


u knw wat is this?

English...

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!


Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.


Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?


Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.


Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)


Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

George "Semak" and the President of China

George "Semak": "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Condoleeza "Nasi": "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."

Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Condoleeza: "That's correct."

George: "Then who is in China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."

Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleeza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Another PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

We hav always heard about great philosopher, namely Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, etc...
In Chinese world, we had our own philosopher.. "The Great Confucius a.k.a. K'ung-fu-tzu.. His teachings have great influenced in the Chinese society..

Therefore, its a duty for Banana Republic to amplified the great philosophy teachings of Confucius.. We had compile a few of our own philosophy teachings.. Pls giv a great thought for it..

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.

When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

A PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

Well its not easy to learn "Chinese".. I was always called a "banana".. Well for those who are dumb enuf not to knw wat is a "banana"... Nup i mean da "banana" term not da fruit...

"Banana" is a term given for chinese who is illiterate in chinese n some cases (doesnt know how 2 speak in chinese = RAJA PISANG)

After years of being called a "banana", I hav revelutionized into a more complete "BANANA".

Recently, I hav found out da importance of knwin chinese. Jus imagine Olympics is cmin dy, n if u duno chinese n u r in China, hw??? Hw r u gona ask for directions to go the stadiums??

Well today, I hav compile a list of chinese words which u can learn in 5 minutes..


That's not right...

Sum Ting Wong


Are you harboring a fugitive?...

Hu Yu Hai Ding?


See me ASAP...

Kum Hia Nao


Stupid Man...

Dum Gai


Small Horse...

Tai Ni Po Ni


Did you go to the beach?...

Wai Yu So Tan?


My knee bumped into a coffee table...

Ai Bang Mai Ni


I think you need a face lift...

Chin Tu Fat


It's very dark in here...

Wai So Dim?


I thought you were on a diet...

Wai Yu Mun Ching?


This is a tow away zone...

No Pah King


Our meeting is scheduled for next week...

Wai Yu Kum Nao?


Staying out of sight...

Lei Ying Lo


He's cleaning his automobile...

Wa Shing Ka


Your body odor is offensive...

Yu Stin Ki Pu

The Story of a Physicist, Biologist & Chemist

3 people sat by the beach. One was physicist, another was biologist and the last was a chemist.

The physicist was amazed by the wavrs and jumped into it to learn about the physics of the waves and never came out [died].

Later the biologist jumped into it to do research about the aqualife and never came out [died].

But the chemist just sat by the beach observing the situation and jot down something. What exactly did the chemist wrote down in his notebook???









"The physicist and the biologist are very soluble in water"

Why Women Fart Less ??

Why do women fart less gas than men???

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!!!!

Anyone with answers to these questions???

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


Why is it that people say they "sleet like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

A Great Writer

A young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corp.

Kungfu Panda??

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

The Story of 3 Brothers

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to immigrate and live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu's application was rejected got sent back to China.

Memorandum

战书(surat perang/war letter?)

saya ni sangat open minded punye, kalau ade candidate yg lebih berkaliber dan most of all lebih Fei daripada saya, i will undurkan diri. i'm not like some leader in Melesia yg x mau pergi (Savvy Yelu ?) But i'm also not like some leader from chinese party that dun wanna keep his presidency (Ong XX Ting ? Hope u dun think to some malaysian food which sounds something like 'nasi lemak').

In short, Ok, i will take the challenge and if u think u by any chance or any possibility or any luck (which i think it's 0 ) Fei'er than me , come la, challenge me!!! Fight like a stick , babe, fight like a stick !!!!

p/s: dun bully me wo, i got work to do one, not so free....please please

HEHE, u all shall see my power. I'm quite confident in myself.....coz yesterday night, God passed me a Stick and said to me, " Son , u will take this Stick and do my wonder!!!" - (script taken from Disney's movie, "The Prince of Egypt" , just that i'm not Moses)

Sekian ,

多谢晒, 多谢晒!

废沦海,

废柴大联盟

Assumption~~~

u knw...as student(i dunno others la, but for my course is like tat ), we always have to answer such question during the quizzes,tests, final exams...

exp: answer the bla bla bla question and state the assumptions, if any..

so, to answer such question, we can use 1 formula to get a full mark.

wanna knw?


easy only..




ans:
1st step: u can write down any formula tat u stil remember, no matter is V=IR, a=(v-u)/t,
watever sinx cos y tan z, anything..write it down, and put the magic assumption
: Assume the formula is applicable.

2nd step: do the calculation or watsoever in ur mind, then again, write the magic assumption
：assume the calculation is correct.

last step: write any possible answer tat u think is correct, the write the magic sentences: based
on the assumptions that required by the question，we can conclude tat this answer is
correct.


see, how useful is the assumption!!!

beijing 2008

u knw...the logo of beijing 2008 is so nice...





but do u knw who is the designer?







a person...


that design the logo...


the logo is full of his tears...


his spirit...


his soul...


his bloods....


his life...


dun believe it?



lets c the evidence....


























=.=lll.......