Paper

There are a lot of papers in this world...
many types...

Toilet paper - most disgusting one especially those used

Sand paper - best use for sanding ur skin after sun burn...sand a while and squeeze some lime juice on skin, Syok!

Paper bank note - my favorite, the more i have the better i feel, quite amazing

Blank paper - simply can give us paper cut, can also carry different meaning in different occasion, during exam, u give back this kinda paper means only one thing, u r dead !

Tissue paper - very useful in many occasion, especially when a girl is crying, a guy who hand her a piece of this paper might get some good impression, very useful, guys should bring more with them

Research paper - very academic kinda paper, contains a lot of information resulted from long time of study, when researchers lose this paper, they will search again and again, everywhere, hence the name, 'Research' paper

news paper - contains news, old news, sometimes fake news, and most of the time in malaysia, contain biased news. can be used for wrapping food like roti canai, nasi lemak and etc but not many people will do so unless they have no choice

old news paper - news paper also, but contains more outdated news compared to the earlier one, can be sold at good price...at least my mom thinks so. can be used for wrapping food like roti canai, nasi lemak and etc.

Final Paper - the most dangerous paper in the world, can kill, can torture and always depress people, very dangerous

stupid paper - a kind of final paper, when the student cannot score well or they dunno how to do the paper, that particular paper becomes stupid paper, when the student refer to that final paper, they would said, ' die lo, i dunno how to do that fxxxing stupid paper!'

fxxxing stupid paper - same as the earlier type of paper, this doesn't as its name implies, it doesn't fxxx . in fact, it doesn't move, it is just more stupid than the earlier one.

well, hope that u all gain some knowledge and insight about papers now....

I Heard Someone Calling You Baby

Recently, there's a popular song played in pirated DVD stores pasar malam. Composed and written by Jonathan Lee years back, and now comes out with a new version by Eric Lin.

我听见有人叫你宝贝


不要说我做得不对
Don't say that I did it wrong
不要说你永远不会
Don't tell me that you'll never do so (You know what)
因为我在无意间听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I Inadvertently heard someone calling you Baby

不要说这是个误会
Don't tell me that it's misunderstanding
请不要在我面前流泪
Please don't in front of me
因为我明明听见有人叫你宝贝
Because I really heard someone calling you Baby
你让他叫你 宝贝
You let him calling you Baby

But, we know that after singing the song, the story might end up with ...





The girl cried,











"That's my Dad la, Idiot!"