FEI's Choice Movie of the Year

Hereby I announce the movie of the year to win the Golden Balak Award (金柴奖).
Nominees are :

1. The Curse of the Golden Balak Armour (废金甲)
Review : A film where a sot sot king with 3 sons; scumbag, dumbass and dickhead. Scumbag is a scumbag and so is he. Dumbass is the son with an ass so dumb that it always fart when the king talks. Third son is a dickhead without one of those on his head. He has an affair with his own mother with ba gua liap (showing half, not showing half). The ending was ketchup sauses all over the chrysantimum flower, like chocolate over the wheat field in Cococrunch. Seems like got new product : Chrychup, tomato flavoured chrysantimum tea in packs!
Starring : Melvin Chou
Director : Jay Tan

2. Kungfu Balak Dunk (功夫灌废柴篮)
Review : A-born-to-be-basketballer-star teenager or he thought so, went to kungfu school and being kick out because of he think its time for him to try other things like basketball and his headmaster thinks his(jay) kungfu is better than his(headmaster). A great story about a guy who can slam the dunk(with his hands) and slam the board (with his brilliant head) tries to eat ice cream and then goreng nasi with a cute sister to the drunken team captian who only drinks Tiger Beer. A team of gangsters tried to crush his bones but cannot, because he's the hero and hero always wins. It ends with a basketballer who's suppose to slam dunk, goes to turn back time and save the good guys bla bla bla...
Starring : Jay Zi Hern
Director : Tan Jie Lun

3. The Useless Secret that Cannot be Said (不能说的废的秘密)
Review : A 36 year old guy pretending to be 16 year old musician went into a music school where he met a girl from the past. Trying to tackle the girl, he went for a piano rap battle ; whoever can rap the fastest with piano wins. And so he won single handed, I mean it with one hand of five fingers. When asking why he likes to play piano with one hand, he said it looks more cool and the other hand can scratch his back. Like every climax, the hero must bleed when showing his best. The ending is, he was able to go to 20 years ago, and so he can be officially 18 years old.
Starring : Jay Chou Jie Hern
Director : Melvin Tan Zi Lun

And the winner is :



Jeng Jeng Jeng…

















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Due to insufficient funding from FEI, no prizes are given and the Award has to be postpone to next sem. Thank you. Jangan baling telur busuk ya…

post more la...

i think 1 of the reasons that the member of FEI is not that active in posting the funny and fei stuff is because they cant feel the passion and the response of the visitors.unlike the 1st few days we created, many visitors and we intended to create a record, which is most visited blog in university.
so, i think will be a good idea if the visitors can kindly leave a comment or msg to the latest post, so that we aware of our post can make the visitors' life more fei and more funny...
this is the 1st response since the revolution that our lovely president has announced,
any suggestion to make FEI stronger and better, post it up.

regards,

3rd fei

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who died...

Old people always said..err...sometimes said...ok, a few of them said, when then rich wage war, it's the poor who died. Lets see if that's true...

Case Study 1: 300
Lead by a king who's like 2 buckets full of pride, (and stil a lot of it leaking out) the 6,7 and 8 packs, handsome, ugly, half handsome and half ugly, one-eyed, two-eyed, young and old went to the war against the great empire of a baldy with ringy and chingy. Thirst of blood and glory, they sent their lives to the generous and the kind. Result of the war : Death of a mad king snipe by a cloud of arrows.

Case Study 2 : Lord of the rings during the return of the king
With the join forces of the greenny gummy ghost, the long ears, white beards and tiny shoeless dwalfs, they run through the attack of the Eye III (Sauron) and the tree-like-figured-body-with-stick-made-from-tree-who-likes-to-chop-off-trees-but-very-old man (Saruman). Who dies : thousands of freaky talking creature and the Eye III

Case Study 3 : Narnia with Prince Caspian
A bunch of animals going through genetic hybrid process, producing a platoon of circus with more variety of animals to be shown. And it's really American, watching all the animals slaughtered. And what this war caused : Lots of cute animals and handsome Spartan-like guys died.

Analysis :
Death in Case 1 : Poor of thinking ability and psychotic (Nuts that only owns pride with the price tag of death)
Death in Case 2 : Poor of physical and health (Rough skin and bad teeth)
Death in Case 3 : Poor of joke and biological factor (Those animals aren't funny for circus nor mengalami kecacatan genetic yang tak boleh diubati dengan perubatan moden terutamanya di Malaysia)

Conclusion : The phrase is true, "When the rich wage war, it's the 'poor' who died". Spread the word, amigo...

XX,，不一样，就是不一样。。

最近听到一个电台广告，是某某著名电器连锁店的广告。广告大意为：
大抵是奥运快到了，
弟弟：我要看游泳！
姐姐：我要看体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
爸爸：不要吵，遥控拿来，我要看羽球。
弟弟、姐姐：妈，你看爸爸！！
这时，妈妈出来打圆场了，
妈妈：不要争了，XX电器举办了一个有奖竞赛，只要猜对奥运会奖牌荣誉榜上的首十五个国家，88个plasma电视任你赢取！
不知是姐姐还是弟弟：yeah, 赢了plasma 电视就一人一台。。

然后就有一个旁白：
bla bla bla..XX， 不一样就是不一样

广告启示：
启示1：兄弟姐妹时常会为一些有的没的就乱吵一通。。。
启示2：不管你做什么，都一定会传到家长那里去。。。
启示3：家长（尤其是男性）都会习惯性的运用自己的权威，用家长式的作风去解决家庭问题。
启示4：在一般的印象中，妈妈一定要出来打圆场。
启示5，也是最重要的启示：这个广告的创作者的逻辑很有问题。他的概念是：不够电视-> 争吵->猜排名赢电视->够电视->不争吵，这本来是很平常，也很一般的广告手法，但犯了一个小错误。因为一开始吵就是因为争电视看运动，可通过猜奥运荣誉榜上的首十五个排名来赢电视，但要等这个猜奖的结果出来，就必须先等奥运结束了，才知道哪十五个国家排在首十五名。当奥运都结束了，运动项目也都完了，那他们根本就没有了通过“赢电视”来解决“争吵”的必要。。


XX, 不一样，就是不一样！

Reformation Notice

Memorandom

On 27 June 2008, 8:26 AM, I, as the president of FEI has made the following changes:

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  new elegant and stylish theme for the blog


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  no more dark and black color that reduces the attractiveness of the blog


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  encourage more people unpload posts and pictures to the blog


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  dedicated to further enhance the party

Reasons for changes:

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  quite boring in the morning


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  hands were itchy (tangan gatal or 手痒)


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  office was cold in the morning, need some hand excercises to warm up my hands

Goals for changes:

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  encourage people to change the blog as they wish ( I mean the admin)


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  encourage members to post new thing


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  encourage members to post pictures ( I miss your faces ..... :( sob sob )


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  set a model for hand itchy or coldness exercise

Expected comments for the changes:

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  "Wow, nice and stylish!"


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  "Way to go, now we have a brighter blog!"


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  "Hot blog, babe!"


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  "Yeah, I feel good!"


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  "President is so handsome!"

With this reformation notice, I hope that more posts will appear in the blog in the near future. Thank you.

Sincerely,

YAXB Fahrenheit.

One day in work

it is 5pm shown on the clock, my stomach is crunching 'badly', nnot because i wanted to 'pangsai', but.....aiyo..i oso duno why lar...so...i quickly run to the window(behind my office, top floor of a 3 storey building), FOR WHAT ?? take fresh air la...
but then, what i get is 'bladdy smelly shitting' smell...damn!!!so xui...but, i very 'pantang' wan, cannot say busuk, mane tau later i menyinggung perasaan 'orang' lain...

so, i ma go toilet lo, smell better than the 'fresh' air....then stomach crunching again, then my collegues ask me, if i wan to makan o not, do o t ma...so ma agreed lo. go to a coffee shop at 5.30pm..my collegues all damn hungry, (din take lunch break cos of their stupidity, aiya....hard to explain here la...later la if i gt mood), so ma say wana makan pau lo...tats the oni food there...
tgk tgk...the pau damn expensive,

duo pau=rm3.00
char siao pao= rm1.60
lo ma kai=rm3.00
siu mai=rm1.90(3 pieces)

wahh....see the price, my stomach stop crunching....(perut oso terkejut d, and understand my feeling)..my collegues , oso perut terkejut ba, cos they all end up drink milo ais, and chin teh peng,......after drinking, we ma go bak office lo, then i ask then why they din eat, guess what they say??

the food too expensive??...no no no...
the food not nice??...no no no...
then wat??

they jus say.....






























































































enough la.....duwan tell u all!!muahahahah........
now my stomach ok d...thank u for caring ya....(no one care me oso, but my thanks is for those who wana care but shy la, i understand wan)

utk rakan2 yang amat disayangi

Dengan segala hormatnya saya ingin membuat satu pengumuman kapada rakan2 saya yang tercinta,

Selamat cuti sekolah, and berharap tuan2 dan puan2 dapat berusaha untuk menambahkan post di F.E.I. Sebagaimana yang kita tahu, F.E.I adalah suatu saluran berkomunikasi kepada ahli2 fei. Walaubagaimanapun, kita dapat memerhatikan post2 di fei sudah semakin kurang.Berikut adalah statistic yang kita boleh dapat :-

march = 77
april = 26
may = 18
june = 3
total =124

Kita sebagai ahli fei amat faham sebab bulan lepas kita sibuk untuk membuat persediaan final exam. oleh itu, kita harap ahli-ahli dapat post sebanyak yang mungkin untuk mengekalkan status kita.


sekian, terima kasih.


Berkhidmat untuk F.E.I.

(pengumuman ini dalam bahasa melayu untuk mengimbangkan jumlah post bagi setiap bahasa)

First week in work

To answer the question of 粥姓董事长, whether or not the residents of Penang welcome me, I have no idea but the government has raised the oil price within a few days of my arrival at Penang, I think the objective is to encourage more people in Penang, in fact the whole Malaysia to use public transport more as I do because as you all know I have no self transportation. Why ? So that the pretty girls in Penang would have no choice but to take public transport with me , hehehehehe ( In your dream la )

Quite free now, so I guess I will write some story here.

Hmmm.....

What to talk about?

I guess I would have to talk about some FEI things happened to me in this few days of new arrival.

2/6 First day in the early morning, I woke up and routinely brushed my teeth and bathed except the place is different, I have been brushing my teeth in four different places for the past 4 days !!! First, the friday in UTP for my last exam paper, then my house in Ipoh, then my sister's house in Kulim, then my rented place in Penang for the coming 8 months. I have broken the Malaysian Record for "Brushing teeth around Malaysia in a blink of the eyes" record ! ok .... back to the story, after the washing , I walked to the agreed upon location just to see my bus to pass by in front of me ! What to do? Took taxi lo. Finally reached the place in time and mix with a lot of new people in Intel. We have gone through 3 days orientation training just to adjust ourselves into the working place. There are a lot of people from different walks of life in here, there are internship trainees from all over Malaysia, there are fresh graduates, there are employees who are a lot more older than us and hire by Intel, some of them even has manager status and are going to be new managers in Intel but " Sorry bro , you ain't much different from me, you are new meat here too ... Wakakaka " . Yes, they have to sit beside us and listen to the lectures just like us.

So, I just have to highlight something here, please do not wear formal on first day of work even you know that people seldom wear formal in the place that you are going to work for. Why ? I wore formal that day, and ............. I got a lot of attention la.............( Handsome mah, what to do ?)

One more thing to highlight, girls at working place are basically pretty and good looking, I so in love with working place.....wahahahaha.......Penang Penang

3/6 nothing special , more boring lectures , oh ya , i had lunch with my supervisor and one of her colleagues, and her colleague belanja, wahahaha ( Remember, Intel has policy that boss should treat subordinates to meal )

4/6 nothing special, more boring lectures

5/6 First time in cubicle jungle
Yes, cubicle = jungle , easily get lost in somewhere. I have a cubicle and a desktop, very thankful, hahaha, some more , I have my name on my cubicle, make me so relieve and proud . wakakakakaka . then , first assignment comes, I have to work with one of the trainees to develop a website for the department. So, have to research on that lo

6/6 keep on researching and had lunch with Gary and his friends , man , a lot of UTPians in Intel also.

Ok, that is my 5 days of working in Intel , more details , stay tuned.

What is the consequences of oil price increase?

We, the FEI members care about the current issues; "We FEI, we care ! "

The oil price increase will be effective starting by midnight tonight. Here might be the consequences in the near future:

• Mat Rempit A: "Malam ni nak rempit x?" Mat Rempit B:" x mau la, x de minyak!" - Mat Rempit activities will be reduced greatly and X-games like skateboard and mountain bike X-games will be greatly increased thanks to those Mat Rempits who have no money for petrol and change their hobby to something similar. Next round of Toyota X-Games might be held in Malaysia in the abandoned Sepang Circuit. Why abandoned? Come on la, with the oil price like this, race for what wo? If they really race ah, ticket also nobody can afford la, stupid.
• The oil price and toll fees which is high like hell will restrain people from setting their foot more than 3KM from their houses. This will greatly enhance the relationship among the neighborhood. Why? Day and night seeing the same face, not like also like la, not in love also fall in love la. Stupid !
  
• Solar energized machine will be the future direction of R&D. Girls will be researched in great length because as scientists observed, girls tend to walk faster under the hot sun than their male counterpart. I dunno why (Even I know why also I pretend like I dunno). In the near future, starring at girls is encouraged by all because the men are simply just facilitating the research on the subject - Solar Energized Homo Sapiens.
• Hijacking activities of petrol tankers will be increased because robbing petrol is more profitable than robbing any other commodities.
  
• Corrupted policemen will ask for "Duit Minyak" instead of "Duit Kopi", why? No petrol, how can the motorcycle works? How can the car works? No car or motorcycle, how to tapau Kopi? Stupid !
• Gas station which stick the sticker " No cash more that RM 300 in the station....... cash transfer to safe after 10pm ...... employees have no key to the safe..... bla bla bla " will not work because people will rob the petrol not money. Why? Ok ok , this time , it is a good question. It is very economical, you see, given the opportunity to rob a gas station with you life at stake, which will you choose? Money or oil? I will choose oil of course. Oil has no number to be traced like bank notes. Value of the oil is increasing everyday and lead to raise in price of every commodities which means money depreciation. Why do you still go for the money? Stupid !
• PETRONAS, Bernas and FEI will join together and become a legal party, Feitronas and win the next election. This is because people need petrol and rice. Then why FEI? Haiyo, talking cock and bull shitting is the essential skills a politician must have. Instead of talking cock and bull shitting to the people and make them more suffer and hatred in this critical moment, might as well listen to our Fei Hua and laugh la. Stupid !
  

Above opinions and ideas do not represent the believes and stand of the party, they are merely the ideas of individual, YAXB Fahrenheit, FEI party president (Huh? What for electing a president who does not represent the party? Because............."This is FEI !!!! " - in Spartan assent ) .

I'm in Penang !!!

Good morning,

I know this is not the usual time that anyone of us will wake up. I have been unusual, hahahaha. Why? Because I have to work! Cemas ! Well, I'm not going to bored you with the details of Penang Island, here are the main highlight of Penang Island:

• Hot chicks all around, must eat alot of ice to prevent fever, I wish Melvin is here to cool things down
• Can see sea quite often
• very happening city
• my room just enough, not too big, not too small
• house mates are all friendly
• i'm the most handsome in the house, hehehehehe
• plenty of hor jia ming gia to be discovered, yummy !
  
• plenty of tokong of all kinds, sizes and religions
• got alot of different people here, white, yellow, brown, black, blacker, blackest, and fei chai (recently add in one)
• buses is rapid penang and it is quite nice looking, will try one soon
• again, hot chicks are all around !!!!! man !!!!! ayam panas !!!!!