Sunday, June 29, 2008

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who died...

Old people always said..err...sometimes said...ok, a few of them said, when then rich wage war, it's the poor who died. Lets see if that's true...

Case Study 1: 300
Lead by a king who's like 2 buckets full of pride, (and stil a lot of it leaking out) the 6,7 and 8 packs, handsome, ugly, half handsome and half ugly, one-eyed, two-eyed, young and old went to the war against the great empire of a baldy with ringy and chingy. Thirst of blood and glory, they sent their lives to the generous and the kind. Result of the war : Death of a mad king snipe by a cloud of arrows.

Case Study 2 : Lord of the rings during the return of the king
With the join forces of the greenny gummy ghost, the long ears, white beards and tiny shoeless dwalfs, they run through the attack of the Eye III (Sauron) and the tree-like-figured-body-with-stick-made-from-tree-who-likes-to-chop-off-trees-but-very-old man (Saruman). Who dies : thousands of freaky talking creature and the Eye III

Case Study 3 : Narnia with Prince Caspian
A bunch of animals going through genetic hybrid process, producing a platoon of circus with more variety of animals to be shown. And it's really American, watching all the animals slaughtered. And what this war caused : Lots of cute animals and handsome Spartan-like guys died.

Analysis :
Death in Case 1 : Poor of thinking ability and psychotic (Nuts that only owns pride with the price tag of death)
Death in Case 2 : Poor of physical and health (Rough skin and bad teeth)
Death in Case 3 : Poor of joke and biological factor (Those animals aren't funny for circus nor mengalami kecacatan genetic yang tak boleh diubati dengan perubatan moden terutamanya di Malaysia)

Conclusion : The phrase is true, "When the rich wage war, it's the 'poor' who died". Spread the word, amigo...

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