What is the consequences of oil price increase?

We, the FEI members care about the current issues; "We FEI, we care ! "

The oil price increase will be effective starting by midnight tonight. Here might be the consequences in the near future:

• Mat Rempit A: "Malam ni nak rempit x?" Mat Rempit B:" x mau la, x de minyak!" - Mat Rempit activities will be reduced greatly and X-games like skateboard and mountain bike X-games will be greatly increased thanks to those Mat Rempits who have no money for petrol and change their hobby to something similar. Next round of Toyota X-Games might be held in Malaysia in the abandoned Sepang Circuit. Why abandoned? Come on la, with the oil price like this, race for what wo? If they really race ah, ticket also nobody can afford la, stupid.
• The oil price and toll fees which is high like hell will restrain people from setting their foot more than 3KM from their houses. This will greatly enhance the relationship among the neighborhood. Why? Day and night seeing the same face, not like also like la, not in love also fall in love la. Stupid !
  
• Solar energized machine will be the future direction of R&D. Girls will be researched in great length because as scientists observed, girls tend to walk faster under the hot sun than their male counterpart. I dunno why (Even I know why also I pretend like I dunno). In the near future, starring at girls is encouraged by all because the men are simply just facilitating the research on the subject - Solar Energized Homo Sapiens.
• Hijacking activities of petrol tankers will be increased because robbing petrol is more profitable than robbing any other commodities.
  
• Corrupted policemen will ask for "Duit Minyak" instead of "Duit Kopi", why? No petrol, how can the motorcycle works? How can the car works? No car or motorcycle, how to tapau Kopi? Stupid !
• Gas station which stick the sticker " No cash more that RM 300 in the station....... cash transfer to safe after 10pm ...... employees have no key to the safe..... bla bla bla " will not work because people will rob the petrol not money. Why? Ok ok , this time , it is a good question. It is very economical, you see, given the opportunity to rob a gas station with you life at stake, which will you choose? Money or oil? I will choose oil of course. Oil has no number to be traced like bank notes. Value of the oil is increasing everyday and lead to raise in price of every commodities which means money depreciation. Why do you still go for the money? Stupid !
• PETRONAS, Bernas and FEI will join together and become a legal party, Feitronas and win the next election. This is because people need petrol and rice. Then why FEI? Haiyo, talking cock and bull shitting is the essential skills a politician must have. Instead of talking cock and bull shitting to the people and make them more suffer and hatred in this critical moment, might as well listen to our Fei Hua and laugh la. Stupid !
  

Above opinions and ideas do not represent the believes and stand of the party, they are merely the ideas of individual, YAXB Fahrenheit, FEI party president (Huh? What for electing a president who does not represent the party? Because............."This is FEI !!!! " - in Spartan assent ) .