Where's the minicity of our fei group??
Happy intern to all and Happy finish intern to all CIS (Ict & Bis) members~!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Migration from blog to forum
Due to the observation on the nature of usage for this blog, i discovered that fei hua or craps are best talked in forum and not a blog. this party had registered a forum, http://feicai.forumotion.net/ for the ease of talking craps. register today and talk craps and share idea in the forum!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
大仔与小仔的故事
我有两个儿子，大仔与小仔。过去的几年，我家的一切都是由大仔负责的，可惜成绩每况愈下。
今年六月，他向我要七百块来把铁门翻新上漆。我觉得太贵，因为这比往年增加了整整四成。
他向我解释说，国际漆油价已大幅度涨价了，这次起价是在所难免的，叫我有饭就吃，不要多话，钱给他就是了。（想起当初他不是这样的…呜……）
今年六月，他向我要七百块来把铁门翻新上漆。我觉得太贵，因为这比往年增加了整整四成。
他向我解释说，国际漆油价已大幅度涨价了，这次起价是在所难免的，叫我有饭就吃，不要多话，钱给他就是了。（想起当初他不是这样的…呜……）
大仔听了火更大了，他说漆油涨价是众所周知的，他绝不信弟弟能以旧价把铁门粉刷一新，肯定是骗人、骗鬼、骗钱及骗权，叫我别上当。
我便问小仔他是否空口讲白话。他向我细细道来……
我不知道他讲的是否一定办的成，但总算是张开眼睛说话啊，比起大仔只会向我这个老爸要钱，不给就又恐又吓，自己却从不反省，实在强太多了，就换小仔当家吧！
不成？那我就自己当回吧，反正我也几乎忘了自己才是老板。在此提醒大家，我们人民才是老板，老板万岁，万岁，万万岁！！！
credit to audience of Malaysia Kini, what a Fei explanation of what is happening...light and meaningful, well done.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
You can now VOTE!!!!!!!
this is my first post in my july 05, but I think it will be a memorable one, as it is a momento of my friends's birthday-yeah peeps, it's Xi Yi's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
menunjukkan muka gembira kerana besday
He's quite famous for his infectious laugh (It can be heard even if you are 10-20 feet away, not an exaggeration) and of course his smile which often melts a girl's heart(wahahaha). Anyway, I knew this good man wayyyy back when we were undergoing the national service training at a camp in Cherating. Knew him on the first day itself and his trademark smile radiates warmth and makes me feel at home even at such a distant place away from my home.
This is Xi Yi, always a happy-go-lucky guy, and well loved by everybody. He might be back today and rest assure that we will have lots of surprises awaiting for him(air campur tepung, telor, milo, sirap dan sebagainya). Have a great day, again!
(this article is courtesy of http://myjuly05.blogspot.com/)
menunjukkan muka gembira kerana besdayHe's quite famous for his infectious laugh (It can be heard even if you are 10-20 feet away, not an exaggeration) and of course his smile which often melts a girl's heart(wahahaha). Anyway, I knew this good man wayyyy back when we were undergoing the national service training at a camp in Cherating. Knew him on the first day itself and his trademark smile radiates warmth and makes me feel at home even at such a distant place away from my home.
This is Xi Yi, always a happy-go-lucky guy, and well loved by everybody. He might be back today and rest assure that we will have lots of surprises awaiting for him(air campur tepung, telor, milo, sirap dan sebagainya). Have a great day, again!
(this article is courtesy of http://myjuly05.blogspot.com/)
Happy Birthday to Xi Yi
Today is our Vice President, Xi Yi's birthday, I would like to wish him Happily Ever After and find a good intern job next semester.
Whoever wishes to wish him, can post their wishes as comments for this post.
Thank you.
Whoever wishes to wish him, can post their wishes as comments for this post.
Thank you.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Petikan
disebabkan aku malas gler nak wat post(malaih nak type dol), aku terpaksa amik jek petikan ini drpd laman web 'Malaysia Tomorrow'. atas sebab2 tertentu sesetengah perkataan terpaksa di'censor'kan demi mengelak salah paham, pergaduhan, spekulasi dan sebagainya.
begini citenye(dalam perkataan omputih)
berakhirla cite nih..............
begini citenye(dalam perkataan omputih)
things do not go as I wish to, more often than not, and I fear that I have been punished for trying to put justice in front of anything else. If I were to have someone whom I feel should be despicable, that person would be the one who is unjust, discriminatory, and ultimately, doing things with ulterior motives in mind. The (censored) thingy I mentioned previously clearly demonstrate the former two, but the latter does play a signicant role in (censored) too.
I think the (censored) thing should be put aside, for I am afraid that those jokers may start to scratch their buttocks and use their hardened nipples to attack me. Make no mistake, I do learn a lot from (censored) and if you were to ask me if I ever regretted joining it, I would say no. Getting three interviews before becoming one of their goons is seriously a mockery to your manhood, and I do not want to be mocked further by granting them a refusal. (the first one due to unjust/discrimination, the second one is due to something blatantly unprofessional, which somes of the jokers up there claim themselves to be otherwise)
Okay, stop talking about (censored). In a nutshell, (censored) still rocks despite some shortcomings. In the end, every one worked hard towards achieving a target and that is just a massive morale boost. I would say it was one hell of a gig for me and would like to extent my thanks to them as well, for the lessons that prove valuable.
berakhirla cite nih..............
Sunday, July 13, 2008
The SpongeBob Square Pain Mystery
It all started when someone or something......had stolen a bite of my favorite snack.
I had no idea what had done such a terrible thing, so I went to meet with the wise YAXB Fahrenheit to get some guidance and assistance.
"I have been expected you since the time when your snack had been stolen. Criminal must be punished !"
"I have discovered the truth of the whole crime. Come ! Let me show you our battle plan !"
"So, you go here and here......and I will back you up from there. Then you do this.........and they will do that. After that, they will come from here and go to there............then XXX, SWAT, .................UFO....ET Phone Home.....kili kili kulu kulu , kili kulu kili kulu........."
To fight this criminal, we needed some divine power, so we came to here for some blessing in the coming battle.
"Band of Brothers" or "Saving Private Ryan" or "We Were Soldier" ? SpongeBob Squad Paint ? Actually looks more like mushroom from Mario.
Okay, no more costume for Halloween, I have to review my true self in the face of criminals. I am the killing machine, death God of the criminals, sharp shooter in paint ball history, ........"The Mighty SpongeBob Sure Pain" , Wakakakaka, (Paiseh, I let people shoot only la, where got what sharp shooter all those shits, paiseh )
Pick your gun, the only companion u have in the battle field out there..........
Pick the armor, and this is a good example.........
And this is a Big NO NO, i can guarantee u to come out as a bee hive.....even i see this i also wanna tembak whoever is wearing it! ......
Half time, rest a while, drink something, lau ban, yi bei "打架鱼".......
At last, I still cannot defeat the criminal, he is too strong to be defeated by me alone. He is so Fei , more more much more more Fei'er than me, see, he is finishing off my snacks, surrender, surrender, please spare my life.......i have kids......or might have kids someday.......
By now, that's the end of the story, i think most of u is having a face like this, nvm , it's ok, i understand............Saturday, July 12, 2008
Tension...
AAARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you...
Friday, July 11, 2008
This is FEISM!!!
FEI dialog between two feichai member,
..........
A :讲心不讲金
B :讲金不讲心
A :like u meh
B :i memang 讲心&讲金 ,more 金 more 心
A :no...if in a dilemma, 1 side is gold 1 side is liang xin,
B :i will grab the liang xin and jump to the gold side
A :no.in the dilemma liang xin and gold reple each other
B :so i will have plenty of gold and a liang xin
A :repel
B :like that ah,i will take liang xin,made of gold one,jin liang xin,wakakakaka
A :if liang xin is make of gole(gold),means 冷冰冰ady,where got the soul of liang ixn
B :what is soul?
A:can make out of gold one?
B:i wan golden soul
A:haha,have to use golden compas
B:.....=.=III
A:swt wat,this is feinism
B:it's Feism
u knw wat is this?
..........
A :讲心不讲金
B :讲金不讲心
A :like u meh
B :i memang 讲心&讲金 ,more 金 more 心
A :but jiang jin 1st
B :first or later nvm one,same onlyA :no...if in a dilemma, 1 side is gold 1 side is liang xin,
B :i will grab the liang xin and jump to the gold side
A :no.in the dilemma liang xin and gold reple each other
B :so i will have plenty of gold and a liang xin
A :repel
B :like that ah,i will take liang xin,made of gold one,jin liang xin,wakakakaka
A :if liang xin is make of gole(gold),means 冷冰冰ady,where got the soul of liang ixn
B :what is soul?
A:can make out of gold one?
B:i wan golden soul
A:haha,have to use golden compas
B:.....=.=III
A:swt wat,this is feinism
B:it's Feism
u knw wat is this?
Monday, July 7, 2008
English...
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Friday, July 4, 2008
Memo
the look and feel of this website is a matter of the whole party, if you think that this template is suitable then we shall keep it, if not please look for some suggestion and propose them by posting the picture of the template in here.
as a reference , this link has some nice looking template available for free, have a look
http://freeskins.blogspot.com/
Once nomination is made, we shall discuss and eventually change the template
thank you
"Long live President Fahrenheit!"
Yang Berkhidmat
Lead Programmer of FEI
YAB Fei Chai
p/s: YAB= Yang Amat Berusaha
as a reference , this link has some nice looking template available for free, have a look
http://freeskins.blogspot.com/
Once nomination is made, we shall discuss and eventually change the template
thank you
"Long live President Fahrenheit!"
Yang Berkhidmat
Lead Programmer of FEI
YAB Fei Chai
p/s: YAB= Yang Amat Berusaha
Sorry and welcome to the new look and feel
Yes I admit, my hands were itchy, I gatal gatal go and change the template of the blog again!
This time, this template is customize, I mean you seldom see it somewhere else.....hehehe....our blog is Rock'in !!! Yeah !!!
But......hehe, some features have been lost on the way I configure them.......so so sorry , I try to recover them when I'm free , dun worry.......
Hope that whoever who installed the chat box last time , help me to install it back, ok?
Anyone who has any problem with the new look and feel , something like missing features or missing button or when click the button it won't work , anything , just tell me and I try to fix it......
In short , i'm sorry for my hands being gatal but chill babe ..... we have a new look now and we can change the look as many times we want with anything from now on.......I will get to that features soon.......stay tune.......
"Beauty comes with a price." - quotes from President of FEI......
Sekian,
Terima Kasih......
This time, this template is customize, I mean you seldom see it somewhere else.....hehehe....our blog is Rock'in !!! Yeah !!!
But......hehe, some features have been lost on the way I configure them.......so so sorry , I try to recover them when I'm free , dun worry.......
Hope that whoever who installed the chat box last time , help me to install it back, ok?
Anyone who has any problem with the new look and feel , something like missing features or missing button or when click the button it won't work , anything , just tell me and I try to fix it......
In short , i'm sorry for my hands being gatal but chill babe ..... we have a new look now and we can change the look as many times we want with anything from now on.......I will get to that features soon.......stay tune.......
"Beauty comes with a price." - quotes from President of FEI......
Sekian,
Terima Kasih......
Yeah..belanja makan
kini semua sudah terjawab,
pemimpin kita sudah berkata,
jangan lah ckp tanpa bersebab,
nanti kita jugak yang bengkak mata..
full confidence akan diberikan,
50 comment tidak tercapai,
arus kepimpinan semakin deras,
Blog FEI tidak akan terkapai kapai..
ade satu request utk president,
duit minyak harga melambung,
harap beliau dapat implement,
supaya tidak habis duit tabung,
cuba la berkorban demi resident,
kalo tidak kepimpinan camne nak di sambung??
semalam makan nasi lemak tidak bersambal,
tertanya tanya di manakah undang undang,
kita semuanya bukan bebal,
letak lah si penjual sambal udang...
kini hari semakin cerah,
angin pun bertiup sepoi sepoi bahasa,
jangan lah cepat marah,
Pemimpin yang berkorban demi agama, nusa dan bangsa...
Janji belanja makan sudah diberikan,
bilakah tarikh nak ditentukan,
wahai kawan kalo x sabar nak makan,
berikan comment secepat sakan....
pemimpin kita sudah berkata,
jangan lah ckp tanpa bersebab,
nanti kita jugak yang bengkak mata..
full confidence akan diberikan,
50 comment tidak tercapai,
arus kepimpinan semakin deras,
Blog FEI tidak akan terkapai kapai..
ade satu request utk president,
duit minyak harga melambung,
harap beliau dapat implement,
supaya tidak habis duit tabung,
cuba la berkorban demi resident,
kalo tidak kepimpinan camne nak di sambung??
semalam makan nasi lemak tidak bersambal,
tertanya tanya di manakah undang undang,
kita semuanya bukan bebal,
letak lah si penjual sambal udang...
kini hari semakin cerah,
angin pun bertiup sepoi sepoi bahasa,
jangan lah cepat marah,
Pemimpin yang berkorban demi agama, nusa dan bangsa...
Janji belanja makan sudah diberikan,
bilakah tarikh nak ditentukan,
wahai kawan kalo x sabar nak makan,
berikan comment secepat sakan....
Thursday, July 3, 2008
George "Semak" and the President of China
George "Semak": "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condoleeza "Nasi": "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
Another PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC
We hav always heard about great philosopher, namely Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, etc...
In Chinese world, we had our own philosopher.. "The Great Confucius a.k.a. K'ung-fu-tzu.. His teachings have great influenced in the Chinese society..
Therefore, its a duty for Banana Republic to amplified the great philosophy teachings of Confucius.. We had compile a few of our own philosophy teachings.. Pls giv a great thought for it..
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
In Chinese world, we had our own philosopher.. "The Great Confucius a.k.a. K'ung-fu-tzu.. His teachings have great influenced in the Chinese society..
Therefore, its a duty for Banana Republic to amplified the great philosophy teachings of Confucius.. We had compile a few of our own philosophy teachings.. Pls giv a great thought for it..
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Jangan cakap bukan bukan
saudara saudari yang datang dari pekan
saya ini tak pernah cakap bukan bukan
kalau sudah janji nak belanja makan
tentu janji akhirnya akan dipegang
saya dalam keadaan yang semakin tertekan
saya bukan suka tipu orang
saya tak pernah janji nak belanja makan
kalau u tekan saya lagi, ku belanja u goreng pisang
saya ini tak pernah cakap bukan bukan
kalau sudah janji nak belanja makan
tentu janji akhirnya akan dipegang
saya dalam keadaan yang semakin tertekan
saya bukan suka tipu orang
saya tak pernah janji nak belanja makan
kalau u tekan saya lagi, ku belanja u goreng pisang
investment untuk dapatkan dividend
sebab saya handsem , saya ade confidence
kalau berani , undilah saya "no confidence"
if and only if , u ade evidence
sampai sini saja sajakku ini
sebab saya terasa boss saya sedang mari
kalau tak mau sotong digoreng kari
baik saya stop typing sampai sini
Pembalasan
Siapa yg suka makan kari,
dah terasa pedas cakap sori,
kini ada orang dah lupa diri,
walau hanya dipuji satu KALI..
pergi beli NASI LEMAK di pekan,
dah balik malsa nak mandi,
President FEI janji nak belanja makan,
sampai sekarang tak jadi jadi..
(siapa sokong president belanja makan, harap
letak komen untuk memberi pressure kepada beliau)
kaki kena cucuk paku tekan,
sebab kena kejar kalah judi,
setiap janji kenalah dikotakan,
sebelum kita buat 'no confidence' undi..
President ambik bendera utk disidai,
tetapi berakhir dengan terjumpa hantu,
kini mungkin belanja makan susah tidak memadai,
undi dan nomination jadi penentu..
kini president lari ke negeri sembilan,
setiap orang tertanya tanya,
marilah rakan marilah taulan,
satu undi tentukan segala galanya...
undi akan bermula dengan rasmi bila comment capai 50!!!
dah terasa pedas cakap sori,
kini ada orang dah lupa diri,
walau hanya dipuji satu KALI..
pergi beli NASI LEMAK di pekan,
dah balik malsa nak mandi,
President FEI janji nak belanja makan,
sampai sekarang tak jadi jadi..
(siapa sokong president belanja makan, harap
letak komen untuk memberi pressure kepada beliau)
kaki kena cucuk paku tekan,
sebab kena kejar kalah judi,
setiap janji kenalah dikotakan,
sebelum kita buat 'no confidence' undi..
President ambik bendera utk disidai,
tetapi berakhir dengan terjumpa hantu,
kini mungkin belanja makan susah tidak memadai,
undi dan nomination jadi penentu..
kini president lari ke negeri sembilan,
setiap orang tertanya tanya,
marilah rakan marilah taulan,
satu undi tentukan segala galanya...
undi akan bermula dengan rasmi bila comment capai 50!!!
A PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC
Well its not easy to learn "Chinese".. I was always called a "banana".. Well for those who are dumb enuf not to knw wat is a "banana"... Nup i mean da "banana" term not da fruit...
"Banana" is a term given for chinese who is illiterate in chinese n some cases (doesnt know how 2 speak in chinese = RAJA PISANG)
After years of being called a "banana", I hav revelutionized into a more complete "BANANA".
Recently, I hav found out da importance of knwin chinese. Jus imagine Olympics is cmin dy, n if u duno chinese n u r in China, hw??? Hw r u gona ask for directions to go the stadiums??
Well today, I hav compile a list of chinese words which u can learn in 5 minutes..
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?
My knee bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
"Banana" is a term given for chinese who is illiterate in chinese n some cases (doesnt know how 2 speak in chinese = RAJA PISANG)
After years of being called a "banana", I hav revelutionized into a more complete "BANANA".
Recently, I hav found out da importance of knwin chinese. Jus imagine Olympics is cmin dy, n if u duno chinese n u r in China, hw??? Hw r u gona ask for directions to go the stadiums??
Well today, I hav compile a list of chinese words which u can learn in 5 minutes..
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?
My knee bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
The Story of a Physicist, Biologist & Chemist
3 people sat by the beach. One was physicist, another was biologist and the last was a chemist.
The physicist was amazed by the wavrs and jumped into it to learn about the physics of the waves and never came out [died].
Later the biologist jumped into it to do research about the aqualife and never came out [died].
But the chemist just sat by the beach observing the situation and jot down something. What exactly did the chemist wrote down in his notebook???
"The physicist and the biologist are very soluble in water"
The physicist was amazed by the wavrs and jumped into it to learn about the physics of the waves and never came out [died].
Later the biologist jumped into it to do research about the aqualife and never came out [died].
But the chemist just sat by the beach observing the situation and jot down something. What exactly did the chemist wrote down in his notebook???
"The physicist and the biologist are very soluble in water"
Why Women Fart Less ??
Why do women fart less gas than men???
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!!!!
Anyone with answers to these questions???
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is it that people say they "sleet like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why is it that people say they "sleet like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
A Great Writer
A young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corp.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corp.
apa khabar tuan2 dan puan2(besertakan bapok skali)? sudey lamer kita dh tak bersemuka dan ingin saya sampaikan mesej semoga sihat2 belaka kepada semo walaupun anda disukai atau tidak.
sememangnya mengikut apa yg telah saya perhatikan, setakat kini dalam blog ini dibanjiri dengan pelbagai karya yg begitu menarik, kreatif, excellente, menyentuh perasaan (adakah saya membodek di sini?) dsb. namun, saya merasakan bahawa kdg kala kita kena jugak berfikir secara philosofikal, yakni cuba memahami apa yg berlaku di sekeliling kita, dan membuat huraian yg logical dan metafizikal mengenainya. mungkin karya saya nih serba miskin ,kekurangan idea dan langsung tak layak digelar 'karya' tetapi perasaan dalaman saya yg begitu bersifat reformasi tuh memberi dorongan kpd saya utk menghabiskan 'karya' ini.
saban ari saya berpeluang melayar profil frenster kawan saya, saudara wanzul. dia jugak merupakan osmate saya dan utk pengetahuan anda(walaupun anda tidak memerlukannya), saudara wanzul hanya tinggal di sebelah saya sahaja. maka ianya hanya sesuatu yg semula jadi utk saya bersimpati terhadap dia sekiranya dia menerima layanan yg buruk, diherdik atau dimaki hamun(sebagai contohnya).
saya terus memusing butang tetikus sehingga saya menemui sesuatu yg mengejutkan. di bawah kolum 'who I want to meet', saudara wanzul mengatakan bahawa dia ingin bertemu dgn rakan sejurusan yg lebih baik ati. apakah ini bermaksud dlm kursus beliau, mmg tidak ade seseorang yg bersikap baek ati?
sesungguhnya satu perasaan yg marah, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin membela nasib, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin menyepak bola (manusia) tertimbul dlm hati saya. selamanya nih saya mengingatkan bhw ptu merupakan satu institusi di mana rakan 2 sejurusan mengambil berat sesama sendiri. di mana adanya tips, di gtalk la muncul tips2 tersebut. sekiranya tanpa sikap baek hati, mustahilnya tips2 tersebut akan muncul di kaca gtalk masing2. oley yg demikian saya berpendapat bhw besar kemungkinan saudara wanzul terpaksa berdepan dgn segorombolan manusia yg sejuk seperti ais. mungkin dia tidak dilewat tetapi utk berdepan dgn rakan2 sejurusan yg pentingkan diri sendiri, itu satu bentuk penglewatan yg begitu menyakitkan hati.
saya mengujarla tuan2 dan puan2 yg dihormati skalian utk merenung-renungkan situasi yg menimpa saudara wanzul ini. sememangnya betolla kata2 hikmah ini bersatu teguh bercerai roboh. apa salahnya kalo kita bersama2 menuju ke arah kejayaan? selamat malam semo.
sememangnya mengikut apa yg telah saya perhatikan, setakat kini dalam blog ini dibanjiri dengan pelbagai karya yg begitu menarik, kreatif, excellente, menyentuh perasaan (adakah saya membodek di sini?) dsb. namun, saya merasakan bahawa kdg kala kita kena jugak berfikir secara philosofikal, yakni cuba memahami apa yg berlaku di sekeliling kita, dan membuat huraian yg logical dan metafizikal mengenainya. mungkin karya saya nih serba miskin ,kekurangan idea dan langsung tak layak digelar 'karya' tetapi perasaan dalaman saya yg begitu bersifat reformasi tuh memberi dorongan kpd saya utk menghabiskan 'karya' ini.
saban ari saya berpeluang melayar profil frenster kawan saya, saudara wanzul. dia jugak merupakan osmate saya dan utk pengetahuan anda(walaupun anda tidak memerlukannya), saudara wanzul hanya tinggal di sebelah saya sahaja. maka ianya hanya sesuatu yg semula jadi utk saya bersimpati terhadap dia sekiranya dia menerima layanan yg buruk, diherdik atau dimaki hamun(sebagai contohnya).
saya terus memusing butang tetikus sehingga saya menemui sesuatu yg mengejutkan. di bawah kolum 'who I want to meet', saudara wanzul mengatakan bahawa dia ingin bertemu dgn rakan sejurusan yg lebih baik ati. apakah ini bermaksud dlm kursus beliau, mmg tidak ade seseorang yg bersikap baek ati?
sesungguhnya satu perasaan yg marah, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin membela nasib, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin menyepak bola (manusia) tertimbul dlm hati saya. selamanya nih saya mengingatkan bhw ptu merupakan satu institusi di mana rakan 2 sejurusan mengambil berat sesama sendiri. di mana adanya tips, di gtalk la muncul tips2 tersebut. sekiranya tanpa sikap baek hati, mustahilnya tips2 tersebut akan muncul di kaca gtalk masing2. oley yg demikian saya berpendapat bhw besar kemungkinan saudara wanzul terpaksa berdepan dgn segorombolan manusia yg sejuk seperti ais. mungkin dia tidak dilewat tetapi utk berdepan dgn rakan2 sejurusan yg pentingkan diri sendiri, itu satu bentuk penglewatan yg begitu menyakitkan hati.
saya mengujarla tuan2 dan puan2 yg dihormati skalian utk merenung-renungkan situasi yg menimpa saudara wanzul ini. sememangnya betolla kata2 hikmah ini bersatu teguh bercerai roboh. apa salahnya kalo kita bersama2 menuju ke arah kejayaan? selamat malam semo.
Kungfu Panda??
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
The Story of 3 Brothers
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to immigrate and live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu's application was rejected got sent back to China.
Lead, Follow, Get Out of the Way?
Pilihanraya Umum yang julung-julung kali diadakan bagi mempertandingkan kerusi presidensial parti FEI sudahpun bermula dan kini memasuki hari kedua. Walaubagaimanapun, kehangatannya belum mula dirasai. Selain daripada courser yang malu-malu miao(shy shy cat), tiada lagi calon-calon yang s^8 untuk mencalonkan diri sendiri.
*s^8 = super suka sangat selalu syiok sendiri sampai siao
Menurut YSB (Yang Senang Bahagia) Tan Sri Tan, "Terdapat 3 sebab tiada calon lain yang ingin bertanding:
1. Pemberontak - lead
Setiap negara memerlukan pembangkang. Dalam FEI, hanya terdapat Courser yang bersifat ingin memberontak, sepertilah Hitler ataupun yang seperti yang tak serik-serik buat sodomi itu. Beliau memilih lead, lead the rebel. Die ingat die hero la tu....
2. Makan Suap - follow
Semua orang telah dimakan dan disuap oleh president iaitu YAXB Feirenhait supaya tidak bertanding merebut kekuasaan beliau. diu... semua orang hanya ingin follow sahaja seperti lalang yang ditiup angin. Bayangkan mulut-mulut member yang mengikut tangan YAXB Farenhait semasa sesi menyuap.
3. FEI - get out of the way
Member tahu jika bertanding sekalipun tidak akan memenangi banyak undi. Kerana member-member parti akan membuang undian FEI(undian yang tak berguna - 废票) Maka ini adalah tindakan get out of the way.
Oleh itu, sila buat pilhan anda yang tepat; lead, follow, get out of the way!!!
*s^8 = super suka sangat selalu syiok sendiri sampai siao
Menurut YSB (Yang Senang Bahagia) Tan Sri Tan, "Terdapat 3 sebab tiada calon lain yang ingin bertanding:
1. Pemberontak - lead
Setiap negara memerlukan pembangkang. Dalam FEI, hanya terdapat Courser yang bersifat ingin memberontak, sepertilah Hitler ataupun yang seperti yang tak serik-serik buat sodomi itu. Beliau memilih lead, lead the rebel. Die ingat die hero la tu....
2. Makan Suap - follow
Semua orang telah dimakan dan disuap oleh president iaitu YAXB Feirenhait supaya tidak bertanding merebut kekuasaan beliau. diu... semua orang hanya ingin follow sahaja seperti lalang yang ditiup angin. Bayangkan mulut-mulut member yang mengikut tangan YAXB Farenhait semasa sesi menyuap.
3. FEI - get out of the way
Member tahu jika bertanding sekalipun tidak akan memenangi banyak undi. Kerana member-member parti akan membuang undian FEI(undian yang tak berguna - 废票) Maka ini adalah tindakan get out of the way.
Oleh itu, sila buat pilhan anda yang tepat; lead, follow, get out of the way!!!
Creative thinking for the bored cubicle workers
When i was sitting in the cubicle all day long, i go through alot of things . and when alot of things go into my mind , it will stimulate my creative thinking. here are some of the results:
- when i was cold - i wish the office has this culture of hugging your friend whenever your feel cold in the office. let say, we put a termometer in the centre of the office and when the reading fall below 15 degree celcius , we can go around and start hugging some opposite sex colleagues . i will sure be so happy.....
- when i was cold - i wish that each of the cubicle has one hand dryer just like the one u probably find in the toilet. can warm my hands up, u know, hand and fingers are very important for programmer ......
- when i was hungry- i wish the office has this sushi railroad installed on top of our cubicle wall and run along from one cube to another and goes all the way to Sushi King or Sake Sushi in Queensbay.....Yummy......
- when i was hungry - i saw the cleaner will push a trolly around to empty the dustbin of our cubicles.....i wish it was dim sum seller with her dim sum trolly ........ yummy ..... i might wan "Char siew pau"
- when i was bored- i wish i could just stand up and yell, "Babo lo" , then the whole office will connect to the server and play Babo.
this is so far what i wish when i'm bored in the office just like now........
PRESIDENT FEI
hari hari makan maggi,
sampai lah esok tengahari,
hati manusia susah diselami,
president FEI sedang risau siapa yang memahami
maruah kini telah tercalar,
desas desus telah disebar,
pabila kepimpinan dicabar,
president FEI hilang sabar...
kini president fei belajar seni,
supaya dapat mempertahankan diri,
entahla, siapa yang cukup berani,
hinggakan nak berebut kepimpinan dengan president FEI.
Logo president ialah go "SEI"!!
di jauh pun terbau bau,
walaupun president FEI memang 'FEi',
siapa lagi yang se-'FEI' beliau??
minuman kesukaan beliau ialah sarsi,
walaupun lebih suka disusui,
gunakan akal berikan dedikasi,
blog FEI haruslah di perbaharui.
badan beliau juga ada daki..
kadang kala kena maki,
gerakkan tangan gerakkan kaki,
FEI chai semua adalah sekaki!!!
walaupun beliau ialah laki laki,
die catwalk bila disuruh lari,
kini walaupun sudah sekaki,
satu seluar guna sehari,
beliau berkorban hingga tiada baki,
bila mati pun wajah berseri seri...
kasihani la president berikan kereta,
itupun kereta yang kita curi,
itulah president FEI kita,
yang cukup kita segani...
sampai lah esok tengahari,
hati manusia susah diselami,
president FEI sedang risau siapa yang memahami
maruah kini telah tercalar,
desas desus telah disebar,
pabila kepimpinan dicabar,
president FEI hilang sabar...
kini president fei belajar seni,
supaya dapat mempertahankan diri,
entahla, siapa yang cukup berani,
hinggakan nak berebut kepimpinan dengan president FEI.
Logo president ialah go "SEI"!!
di jauh pun terbau bau,
walaupun president FEI memang 'FEi',
siapa lagi yang se-'FEI' beliau??
minuman kesukaan beliau ialah sarsi,
walaupun lebih suka disusui,
gunakan akal berikan dedikasi,
blog FEI haruslah di perbaharui.
badan beliau juga ada daki..
kadang kala kena maki,
gerakkan tangan gerakkan kaki,
FEI chai semua adalah sekaki!!!
walaupun beliau ialah laki laki,
die catwalk bila disuruh lari,
kini walaupun sudah sekaki,
satu seluar guna sehari,
beliau berkorban hingga tiada baki,
bila mati pun wajah berseri seri...
kasihani la president berikan kereta,
itupun kereta yang kita curi,
itulah president FEI kita,
yang cukup kita segani...
请投Nasi Lemak一票
本人以废党创始人之一把手上的一票投给 NASI Lemak 成为我们的党主席夫人（废沦海：wau,我一定要成为党主席！！）。身为党主席夫人必须够辣够狠够美（呃。。。我不知道美不美可是我们的废沦海以为她而疯狂了，证据是废沦海用她的名字来助选，虽然废沦海已经解释可是解释就是掩饰）来牵制我们的党主席。因为废柴这门手艺很容易引起帅哥美女们的青睐，尤其是废党主席更是令万千少女为之疯狂（谜之声：ei，受欢迎好像叫飞轮海，不是废沦海哦。。。）。加上本党搞活动需要费用，以nasi lemak的姿色与硬朗的态度，肯定将筹到一笔可观的经款。以下是状况剧例子，如有雷同纯属巧合。（虽然实际情况一定是这样）
Nasi Lemak :wei,捐钱啊！！！！
废沦海 :好好好，我捐一百万
Nasi Lemak :一百万，这样少meh!!!，至少1000万啦。。。
废沦海 :好好好，就一千万
Nasi Lemak :我说一千万你就一千万，没有点诚意，加多点
废沦海静静的在加多一千万。。。。。
由此可见，我们nasi lemak 的厉害，请投她神圣的一票。。。。。
Nasi Lemak :wei,捐钱啊！！！！
废沦海 :好好好，我捐一百万
Nasi Lemak :一百万，这样少meh!!!，至少1000万啦。。。
废沦海 :好好好，就一千万
Nasi Lemak :我说一千万你就一千万，没有点诚意，加多点
废沦海静静的在加多一千万。。。。。
由此可见，我们nasi lemak 的厉害，请投她神圣的一票。。。。。
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Memorandum
战书(surat perang/war letter?)
saya ni sangat open minded punye, kalau ade candidate yg lebih berkaliber dan most of all lebih Fei daripada saya, i will undurkan diri. i'm not like some leader in Melesia yg x mau pergi (Savvy Yelu ?) But i'm also not like some leader from chinese party that dun wanna keep his presidency (Ong XX Ting ? Hope u dun think to some malaysian food which sounds something like 'nasi lemak').
In short, Ok, i will take the challenge and if u think u by any chance or any possibility or any luck (which i think it's 0 ) Fei'er than me , come la, challenge me!!! Fight like a stick , babe, fight like a stick !!!!
p/s: dun bully me wo, i got work to do one, not so free....please please
HEHE, u all shall see my power. I'm quite confident in myself.....coz yesterday night, God passed me a Stick and said to me, " Son , u will take this Stick and do my wonder!!!" - (script taken from Disney's movie, "The Prince of Egypt" , just that i'm not Moses)
Sekian ,
多谢晒, 多谢晒!
废沦海,
废柴大联盟
Assumption~~~
u knw...as student(i dunno others la, but for my course is like tat ), we always have to answer such question during the quizzes,tests, final exams...
exp: answer the bla bla bla question and state the assumptions, if any..
so, to answer such question, we can use 1 formula to get a full mark.
wanna knw?
easy only..
ans:
1st step: u can write down any formula tat u stil remember, no matter is V=IR, a=(v-u)/t,
watever sinx cos y tan z, anything..write it down, and put the magic assumption
: Assume the formula is applicable.
2nd step: do the calculation or watsoever in ur mind, then again, write the magic assumption
：assume the calculation is correct.
last step: write any possible answer tat u think is correct, the write the magic sentences: based
on the assumptions that required by the question，we can conclude tat this answer is
correct.
see, how useful is the assumption!!!
exp: answer the bla bla bla question and state the assumptions, if any..
so, to answer such question, we can use 1 formula to get a full mark.
wanna knw?
easy only..
ans:
1st step: u can write down any formula tat u stil remember, no matter is V=IR, a=(v-u)/t,
watever sinx cos y tan z, anything..write it down, and put the magic assumption
: Assume the formula is applicable.
2nd step: do the calculation or watsoever in ur mind, then again, write the magic assumption
：assume the calculation is correct.
last step: write any possible answer tat u think is correct, the write the magic sentences: based
on the assumptions that required by the question，we can conclude tat this answer is
correct.
see, how useful is the assumption!!!
pilihan umum
selamat sejahtera saya ucapkan, sekali lagi, untuk mengimbangkan jurang antara bilangan post bagi bc,bi dan bm, say sekali lagi terpaksa manulis sesuatu dengan bahasa melayu saya yang amat tidak bagus..
walaubagaimanapun, itu hanya introduction,sekaranglah baru isi-isi yang penting sekali.
seperti yang anda boleh perhatikan, FEI sekali lagi mencapai satu tahap yang lebih tinggi, iaitu terdapat 138 posts dalam blog ini.oleh kerana kita bukan kelab 183, dan "fei" sometimes quite related dengan "38", jadi kita akan adakan pilihan umum bagi post yang paling kreatif and FEI.
Syarat-syarat untuk menyertai pilihan ini
1.post itu semestinya ade seorang penulis dan telah dipostkan dalam F.E.I sebelum 2008/7/1.
2.isinya haruslah sangat fei sampai xboleh fei lagi.
3.isinya perlu 100% original, plagiarism adalah amat tidak digalakkan.
4.perlu register dengan buat post di FEI, tarikh tutup adalah 2008/7/15,lepas kumpul segala cadangan, kita akan ade satu pengundian.
5. HADIAH. ya..hadiah yang amat menarik ditawarkan.top 3 daripada undian umum ini akan diberi peluang untuk melibatkan diri dalam persaing bagi jawatan presiden of F.E.I (sorry la yaxb, bukannye mau rebut makan dengan kamu)
sekian, terima kasih.
berkhidmat untuk fei.
regards,
fei fei fei
walaubagaimanapun, itu hanya introduction,sekaranglah baru isi-isi yang penting sekali.
seperti yang anda boleh perhatikan, FEI sekali lagi mencapai satu tahap yang lebih tinggi, iaitu terdapat 138 posts dalam blog ini.oleh kerana kita bukan kelab 183, dan "fei" sometimes quite related dengan "38", jadi kita akan adakan pilihan umum bagi post yang paling kreatif and FEI.
Syarat-syarat untuk menyertai pilihan ini
1.post itu semestinya ade seorang penulis dan telah dipostkan dalam F.E.I sebelum 2008/7/1.
2.isinya haruslah sangat fei sampai xboleh fei lagi.
3.isinya perlu 100% original, plagiarism adalah amat tidak digalakkan.
4.perlu register dengan buat post di FEI, tarikh tutup adalah 2008/7/15,lepas kumpul segala cadangan, kita akan ade satu pengundian.
5. HADIAH. ya..hadiah yang amat menarik ditawarkan.top 3 daripada undian umum ini akan diberi peluang untuk melibatkan diri dalam persaing bagi jawatan presiden of F.E.I (sorry la yaxb, bukannye mau rebut makan dengan kamu)
sekian, terima kasih.
berkhidmat untuk fei.
regards,
fei fei fei
Minggu Melancong ke Luar Negara
1st July 2008, Penang - FEI telah melancarkan salah satu daripada program yang terbesar minggu ini; Minggu Melancong Ke Luar Negara Sebelum Kegawatan Ekonomi. Ini adalah berikutan kejadian Inflasi di negara kita baru-baru ini. Sebut tentang perkara berkenaan, YAXB Dato Seri Feirenhait berkata bahawa ini adalah usehe terbaru daripada parti FEI yang menggalakkan orang ramai untuk melancong ke luar negara sementara masih berkemampuan.
"Saye berase same sekali kite sebagai wargenegare Meleshie patutlah melancong ke luar negare. Ini adalah kerane barang dekat luar negare kini hampir same murah dengan barangan tempatan. Malahan di sesetengah negare obersee, barangnye adalah jauh lebih murah daripade produk kite. Adalah dinasihatkan kepade semue supaye melancong selagi boleh. Kerane kemungkinan kite akan terpakse kais pagi, makan pagi, kais petang,makan petang. Orang Meleshie makan 6 meal, terpakselah kais 6 kali sehari. Penat tu..."
In the program itself, YAXB(Yang Amat Tak Berguna) Dato Seri Freaquency juga menyampaikan hadiah dan hamper bernilai rm5 kepada pemenang peraduan melancong ke luar negara yang paling kerap.
Pemenang tersebut berkata, "Hampeh. rm5 jer hadiahnye. Kurang asam dan hadiah betul..."
YAXB Dato Seri Freaquency juga berkata, "Dengan menggalakkan orang kite melancong ke luar negare, peniage tempatan tidaklah akan terase serbe salah apabile ingin merompak pelancong dengan harge barangan yang tinggi. Besides, ini boleh membantu meningkatkan pendapatan syarikat penerbangan tempatan, terutamanye MAS yang sedang gigih untuk memulihkan situasi kewangannye."
Pada Akhir Program Pelancaran tersebut, YAXB Dato Seri Feirenhait pula menyeru agar orang ramai tidak akan crying over the spilt gold pada masa kelak dan patutlah mnendapatkan tiket penerbangan dengan segera. Tempahan tiket boleh dibuat secara online di www.feiasia.com.my.
"Saye berase same sekali kite sebagai wargenegare Meleshie patutlah melancong ke luar negare. Ini adalah kerane barang dekat luar negare kini hampir same murah dengan barangan tempatan. Malahan di sesetengah negare obersee, barangnye adalah jauh lebih murah daripade produk kite. Adalah dinasihatkan kepade semue supaye melancong selagi boleh. Kerane kemungkinan kite akan terpakse kais pagi, makan pagi, kais petang,makan petang. Orang Meleshie makan 6 meal, terpakselah kais 6 kali sehari. Penat tu..."
In the program itself, YAXB(Yang Amat Tak Berguna) Dato Seri Freaquency juga menyampaikan hadiah dan hamper bernilai rm5 kepada pemenang peraduan melancong ke luar negara yang paling kerap.
Pemenang tersebut berkata, "Hampeh. rm5 jer hadiahnye. Kurang asam dan hadiah betul..."
YAXB Dato Seri Freaquency juga berkata, "Dengan menggalakkan orang kite melancong ke luar negare, peniage tempatan tidaklah akan terase serbe salah apabile ingin merompak pelancong dengan harge barangan yang tinggi. Besides, ini boleh membantu meningkatkan pendapatan syarikat penerbangan tempatan, terutamanye MAS yang sedang gigih untuk memulihkan situasi kewangannye."
Pada Akhir Program Pelancaran tersebut, YAXB Dato Seri Feirenhait pula menyeru agar orang ramai tidak akan crying over the spilt gold pada masa kelak dan patutlah mnendapatkan tiket penerbangan dengan segera. Tempahan tiket boleh dibuat secara online di www.feiasia.com.my.
beijing 2008
u knw...the logo of beijing 2008 is so nice...
but do u knw who is the designer?
a person...
that design the logo...
the logo is full of his tears...
his spirit...
his soul...
his bloods....
his life...
dun believe it?
lets c the evidence....
=.=lll.......
Picture of A Word, 1 Word...
Often we say that pictures worth a thousand words. But some pictures only worth a word. Just like the picture below :
"FEI" - (废, useless, tak berguna)
"FEI" - (废, useless, tak berguna)
Cold and Hot
Have you ever imagine something with 2 characteristics at the same time? Hereby we found it unbelievable with the specimen below. The subject caught our attention by having two conflicting characteristics at the same time; hot and cold.
機智與反應
一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。
一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」
「嗯，」那人說到，「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」
「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的。」
沒想道對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜，售貨員沒辦法只好詢問經理。
「經理，外面有一個混蛋偏偏要買半棵高麗菜！」沒想到，一轉頭，那顧客就跟在門後，售貨員腦筋很快，「咳，而這一位先生呢，想買另外半棵！」
事情過後，經理覺得此人反應不錯，便想調他去鳳凰城分公司當主管。
售貨員聽到了立刻不以為然，非常不高興說道：「拜託！鳳凰城那種地方只有妓女和曲棍球球員才會住在那！」
經理立刻臉色大變，「是喔，真不巧！我老婆住在鳳凰城已經兩年了！」
售貨員一聽立刻轉道：「嗯，那，你老婆是打哪一個位置？」
一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」
「嗯，」那人說到，「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」
「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的。」
沒想道對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜，售貨員沒辦法只好詢問經理。
「經理，外面有一個混蛋偏偏要買半棵高麗菜！」沒想到，一轉頭，那顧客就跟在門後，售貨員腦筋很快，「咳，而這一位先生呢，想買另外半棵！」
事情過後，經理覺得此人反應不錯，便想調他去鳳凰城分公司當主管。
售貨員聽到了立刻不以為然，非常不高興說道：「拜託！鳳凰城那種地方只有妓女和曲棍球球員才會住在那！」
經理立刻臉色大變，「是喔，真不巧！我老婆住在鳳凰城已經兩年了！」
售貨員一聽立刻轉道：「嗯，那，你老婆是打哪一個位置？」
游泳時隨便尿尿的後果
[转载]
小張是我的一個朋友.
有一天他要去游泳,叫我一起去.
他說:"走呀!請你去游泳!"
我說:"不去!"
他說:"為什麼?"
我說:"水太髒,他們都往裡尿尿."
他說:"那我們也往裡尿呀!"
我說:"不去."
然後他自己就去了.
玩了沒半個小時,給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢來,我尿尿讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼還能讓人抓住呢?"
他說:"人家在水裡尿,我上跳台尿的."
第二天,還沒臉偷偷的又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我在水裡尿的,昨天罰了300,上了點火.一尿尿拉黃線了!"
第三天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,昨天受了涼，尿的時候帶出來一泡屎"
第四天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,今天看見一個超級火爆的美女，尿的時候帶出來的居然是白色粘狀物"
第五天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,尿得太多，整個池子都溢出來了"
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第六天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來人都嚇跑了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第七天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"我一來，游泳池的人全尿了.
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第八天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
我說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來，管理員嚇尿了。」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第九天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我尿不出來人家不讓走了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第十天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,還沒尿,人家一看又是我,就先罰300塊"
我："。。。。。。。。。"
小張是我的一個朋友.
有一天他要去游泳,叫我一起去.
他說:"走呀!請你去游泳!"
我說:"不去!"
他說:"為什麼?"
我說:"水太髒,他們都往裡尿尿."
他說:"那我們也往裡尿呀!"
我說:"不去."
然後他自己就去了.
玩了沒半個小時,給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢來,我尿尿讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼還能讓人抓住呢?"
他說:"人家在水裡尿,我上跳台尿的."
第二天,還沒臉偷偷的又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我在水裡尿的,昨天罰了300,上了點火.一尿尿拉黃線了!"
第三天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,昨天受了涼，尿的時候帶出來一泡屎"
第四天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,今天看見一個超級火爆的美女，尿的時候帶出來的居然是白色粘狀物"
第五天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,尿得太多，整個池子都溢出來了"
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第六天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來人都嚇跑了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第七天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"我一來，游泳池的人全尿了.
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第八天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
我說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來，管理員嚇尿了。」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第九天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我尿不出來人家不讓走了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第十天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,還沒尿,人家一看又是我,就先罰300塊"
我："。。。。。。。。。"
Monday, June 30, 2008
FEI's Choice Movie of the Year
Hereby I announce the movie of the year to win the Golden Balak Award (金柴奖).
Nominees are :
1. The Curse of the Golden Balak Armour (废金甲)
Review : A film where a sot sot king with 3 sons; scumbag, dumbass and dickhead. Scumbag is a scumbag and so is he. Dumbass is the son with an ass so dumb that it always fart when the king talks. Third son is a dickhead without one of those on his head. He has an affair with his own mother with ba gua liap (showing half, not showing half). The ending was ketchup sauses all over the chrysantimum flower, like chocolate over the wheat field in Cococrunch. Seems like got new product : Chrychup, tomato flavoured chrysantimum tea in packs!
Starring : Melvin Chou
Director : Jay Tan
2. Kungfu Balak Dunk (功夫灌废柴篮)
Review : A-born-to-be-basketballer-star teenager or he thought so, went to kungfu school and being kick out because of he think its time for him to try other things like basketball and his headmaster thinks his(jay) kungfu is better than his(headmaster). A great story about a guy who can slam the dunk(with his hands) and slam the board (with his brilliant head) tries to eat ice cream and then goreng nasi with a cute sister to the drunken team captian who only drinks Tiger Beer. A team of gangsters tried to crush his bones but cannot, because he's the hero and hero always wins. It ends with a basketballer who's suppose to slam dunk, goes to turn back time and save the good guys bla bla bla...
Starring : Jay Zi Hern
Director : Tan Jie Lun
3. The Useless Secret that Cannot be Said (不能说的废的秘密)
Review : A 36 year old guy pretending to be 16 year old musician went into a music school where he met a girl from the past. Trying to tackle the girl, he went for a piano rap battle ; whoever can rap the fastest with piano wins. And so he won single handed, I mean it with one hand of five fingers. When asking why he likes to play piano with one hand, he said it looks more cool and the other hand can scratch his back. Like every climax, the hero must bleed when showing his best. The ending is, he was able to go to 20 years ago, and so he can be officially 18 years old.
Starring : Jay Chou Jie Hern
Director : Melvin Tan Zi Lun
And the winner is :
Jeng Jeng Jeng…
Jeng Jeng Jeng...
Due to insufficient funding from FEI, no prizes are given and the Award has to be postpone to next sem. Thank you. Jangan baling telur busuk ya…
Nominees are :
1. The Curse of the Golden Balak Armour (废金甲)
Review : A film where a sot sot king with 3 sons; scumbag, dumbass and dickhead. Scumbag is a scumbag and so is he. Dumbass is the son with an ass so dumb that it always fart when the king talks. Third son is a dickhead without one of those on his head. He has an affair with his own mother with ba gua liap (showing half, not showing half). The ending was ketchup sauses all over the chrysantimum flower, like chocolate over the wheat field in Cococrunch. Seems like got new product : Chrychup, tomato flavoured chrysantimum tea in packs!
Starring : Melvin Chou
Director : Jay Tan
2. Kungfu Balak Dunk (功夫灌废柴篮)
Review : A-born-to-be-basketballer-star teenager or he thought so, went to kungfu school and being kick out because of he think its time for him to try other things like basketball and his headmaster thinks his(jay) kungfu is better than his(headmaster). A great story about a guy who can slam the dunk(with his hands) and slam the board (with his brilliant head) tries to eat ice cream and then goreng nasi with a cute sister to the drunken team captian who only drinks Tiger Beer. A team of gangsters tried to crush his bones but cannot, because he's the hero and hero always wins. It ends with a basketballer who's suppose to slam dunk, goes to turn back time and save the good guys bla bla bla...
Starring : Jay Zi Hern
Director : Tan Jie Lun
3. The Useless Secret that Cannot be Said (不能说的废的秘密)
Review : A 36 year old guy pretending to be 16 year old musician went into a music school where he met a girl from the past. Trying to tackle the girl, he went for a piano rap battle ; whoever can rap the fastest with piano wins. And so he won single handed, I mean it with one hand of five fingers. When asking why he likes to play piano with one hand, he said it looks more cool and the other hand can scratch his back. Like every climax, the hero must bleed when showing his best. The ending is, he was able to go to 20 years ago, and so he can be officially 18 years old.
Starring : Jay Chou Jie Hern
Director : Melvin Tan Zi Lun
And the winner is :
Jeng Jeng Jeng…
Jeng Jeng Jeng...
Due to insufficient funding from FEI, no prizes are given and the Award has to be postpone to next sem. Thank you. Jangan baling telur busuk ya…
Sunday, June 29, 2008
post more la...
i think 1 of the reasons that the member of FEI is not that active in posting the funny and fei stuff is because they cant feel the passion and the response of the visitors.unlike the 1st few days we created, many visitors and we intended to create a record, which is most visited blog in university.
so, i think will be a good idea if the visitors can kindly leave a comment or msg to the latest post, so that we aware of our post can make the visitors' life more fei and more funny...
this is the 1st response since the revolution that our lovely president has announced,
any suggestion to make FEI stronger and better, post it up.
regards,
3rd fei
so, i think will be a good idea if the visitors can kindly leave a comment or msg to the latest post, so that we aware of our post can make the visitors' life more fei and more funny...
this is the 1st response since the revolution that our lovely president has announced,
any suggestion to make FEI stronger and better, post it up.
regards,
3rd fei
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who died...
Old people always said..err...sometimes said...ok, a few of them said, when then rich wage war, it's the poor who died. Lets see if that's true...
Case Study 1: 300
Lead by a king who's like 2 buckets full of pride, (and stil a lot of it leaking out) the 6,7 and 8 packs, handsome, ugly, half handsome and half ugly, one-eyed, two-eyed, young and old went to the war against the great empire of a baldy with ringy and chingy. Thirst of blood and glory, they sent their lives to the generous and the kind. Result of the war : Death of a mad king snipe by a cloud of arrows.
Case Study 2 : Lord of the rings during the return of the king
With the join forces of the greenny gummy ghost, the long ears, white beards and tiny shoeless dwalfs, they run through the attack of the Eye III (Sauron) and the tree-like-figured-body-with-stick-made-from-tree-who-likes-to-chop-off-trees-but-very-old man (Saruman). Who dies : thousands of freaky talking creature and the Eye III
Case Study 3 : Narnia with Prince Caspian
A bunch of animals going through genetic hybrid process, producing a platoon of circus with more variety of animals to be shown. And it's really American, watching all the animals slaughtered. And what this war caused : Lots of cute animals and handsome Spartan-like guys died.
Analysis :
Death in Case 1 : Poor of thinking ability and psychotic (Nuts that only owns pride with the price tag of death)
Death in Case 2 : Poor of physical and health (Rough skin and bad teeth)
Death in Case 3 : Poor of joke and biological factor (Those animals aren't funny for circus nor mengalami kecacatan genetic yang tak boleh diubati dengan perubatan moden terutamanya di Malaysia)
Conclusion : The phrase is true, "When the rich wage war, it's the 'poor' who died". Spread the word, amigo...
Case Study 1: 300
Lead by a king who's like 2 buckets full of pride, (and stil a lot of it leaking out) the 6,7 and 8 packs, handsome, ugly, half handsome and half ugly, one-eyed, two-eyed, young and old went to the war against the great empire of a baldy with ringy and chingy. Thirst of blood and glory, they sent their lives to the generous and the kind. Result of the war : Death of a mad king snipe by a cloud of arrows.
Case Study 2 : Lord of the rings during the return of the king
With the join forces of the greenny gummy ghost, the long ears, white beards and tiny shoeless dwalfs, they run through the attack of the Eye III (Sauron) and the tree-like-figured-body-with-stick-made-from-tree-who-likes-to-chop-off-trees-but-very-old man (Saruman). Who dies : thousands of freaky talking creature and the Eye III
Case Study 3 : Narnia with Prince Caspian
A bunch of animals going through genetic hybrid process, producing a platoon of circus with more variety of animals to be shown. And it's really American, watching all the animals slaughtered. And what this war caused : Lots of cute animals and handsome Spartan-like guys died.
Analysis :
Death in Case 1 : Poor of thinking ability and psychotic (Nuts that only owns pride with the price tag of death)
Death in Case 2 : Poor of physical and health (Rough skin and bad teeth)
Death in Case 3 : Poor of joke and biological factor (Those animals aren't funny for circus nor mengalami kecacatan genetic yang tak boleh diubati dengan perubatan moden terutamanya di Malaysia)
Conclusion : The phrase is true, "When the rich wage war, it's the 'poor' who died". Spread the word, amigo...
Friday, June 27, 2008
XX,，不一样，就是不一样。。
最近听到一个电台广告，是某某著名电器连锁店的广告。广告大意为：
大抵是奥运快到了，
弟弟：我要看游泳！
姐姐：我要看体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
爸爸：不要吵，遥控拿来，我要看羽球。
弟弟、姐姐：妈，你看爸爸！！
这时，妈妈出来打圆场了，
妈妈：不要争了，XX电器举办了一个有奖竞赛，只要猜对奥运会奖牌荣誉榜上的首十五个国家，88个plasma电视任你赢取！
不知是姐姐还是弟弟：yeah, 赢了plasma 电视就一人一台。。
然后就有一个旁白：
bla bla bla..XX， 不一样就是不一样
广告启示：
启示1：兄弟姐妹时常会为一些有的没的就乱吵一通。。。
启示2：不管你做什么，都一定会传到家长那里去。。。
启示3：家长（尤其是男性）都会习惯性的运用自己的权威，用家长式的作风去解决家庭问题。
启示4：在一般的印象中，妈妈一定要出来打圆场。
启示5，也是最重要的启示：这个广告的创作者的逻辑很有问题。他的概念是：不够电视-> 争吵->猜排名赢电视->够电视->不争吵，这本来是很平常，也很一般的广告手法，但犯了一个小错误。因为一开始吵就是因为争电视看运动，可通过猜奥运荣誉榜上的首十五个排名来赢电视，但要等这个猜奖的结果出来，就必须先等奥运结束了，才知道哪十五个国家排在首十五名。当奥运都结束了，运动项目也都完了，那他们根本就没有了通过“赢电视”来解决“争吵”的必要。。
XX, 不一样，就是不一样！
大抵是奥运快到了，
弟弟：我要看游泳！
姐姐：我要看体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
弟弟：游泳！
姐姐：体操！
爸爸：不要吵，遥控拿来，我要看羽球。
弟弟、姐姐：妈，你看爸爸！！
这时，妈妈出来打圆场了，
妈妈：不要争了，XX电器举办了一个有奖竞赛，只要猜对奥运会奖牌荣誉榜上的首十五个国家，88个plasma电视任你赢取！
不知是姐姐还是弟弟：yeah, 赢了plasma 电视就一人一台。。
然后就有一个旁白：
bla bla bla..XX， 不一样就是不一样
广告启示：
启示1：兄弟姐妹时常会为一些有的没的就乱吵一通。。。
启示2：不管你做什么，都一定会传到家长那里去。。。
启示3：家长（尤其是男性）都会习惯性的运用自己的权威，用家长式的作风去解决家庭问题。
启示4：在一般的印象中，妈妈一定要出来打圆场。
启示5，也是最重要的启示：这个广告的创作者的逻辑很有问题。他的概念是：不够电视-> 争吵->猜排名赢电视->够电视->不争吵，这本来是很平常，也很一般的广告手法，但犯了一个小错误。因为一开始吵就是因为争电视看运动，可通过猜奥运荣誉榜上的首十五个排名来赢电视，但要等这个猜奖的结果出来，就必须先等奥运结束了，才知道哪十五个国家排在首十五名。当奥运都结束了，运动项目也都完了，那他们根本就没有了通过“赢电视”来解决“争吵”的必要。。
XX, 不一样，就是不一样！
Reformation Notice
Memorandom
On 27 June 2008, 8:26 AM, I, as the president of FEI has made the following changes:
- new elegant and stylish theme for the blog
- no more dark and black color that reduces the attractiveness of the blog
- encourage more people unpload posts and pictures to the blog
- dedicated to further enhance the party
Reasons for changes:
- quite boring in the morning
- hands were itchy (tangan gatal or 手痒)
- office was cold in the morning, need some hand excercises to warm up my hands
Goals for changes:
- encourage people to change the blog as they wish ( I mean the admin)
- encourage members to post new thing
- encourage members to post pictures ( I miss your faces ..... :( sob sob )
- set a model for hand itchy or coldness exercise
Expected comments for the changes:
- "Wow, nice and stylish!"
- "Way to go, now we have a brighter blog!"
- "Hot blog, babe!"
- "Yeah, I feel good!"
- "President is so handsome!"
With this reformation notice, I hope that more posts will appear in the blog in the near future. Thank you.
Sincerely,
YAXB Fahrenheit.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
One day in work
it is 5pm shown on the clock, my stomach is crunching 'badly', nnot because i wanted to 'pangsai', but.....aiyo..i oso duno why lar...so...i quickly run to the window(behind my office, top floor of a 3 storey building), FOR WHAT ?? take fresh air la...
but then, what i get is 'bladdy smelly shitting' smell...damn!!!so xui...but, i very 'pantang' wan, cannot say busuk, mane tau later i menyinggung perasaan 'orang' lain...
so, i ma go toilet lo, smell better than the 'fresh' air....then stomach crunching again, then my collegues ask me, if i wan to makan o not, do o t ma...so ma agreed lo. go to a coffee shop at 5.30pm..my collegues all damn hungry, (din take lunch break cos of their stupidity, aiya....hard to explain here la...later la if i gt mood), so ma say wana makan pau lo...tats the oni food there...
tgk tgk...the pau damn expensive,
duo pau=rm3.00
char siao pao= rm1.60
lo ma kai=rm3.00
siu mai=rm1.90(3 pieces)
wahh....see the price, my stomach stop crunching....(perut oso terkejut d, and understand my feeling)..my collegues , oso perut terkejut ba, cos they all end up drink milo ais, and chin teh peng,......after drinking, we ma go bak office lo, then i ask then why they din eat, guess what they say??
the food too expensive??...no no no...
the food not nice??...no no no...
then wat??
they jus say.....
enough la.....duwan tell u all!!muahahahah........
now my stomach ok d...thank u for caring ya....(no one care me oso, but my thanks is for those who wana care but shy la, i understand wan)
but then, what i get is 'bladdy smelly shitting' smell...damn!!!so xui...but, i very 'pantang' wan, cannot say busuk, mane tau later i menyinggung perasaan 'orang' lain...
so, i ma go toilet lo, smell better than the 'fresh' air....then stomach crunching again, then my collegues ask me, if i wan to makan o not, do o t ma...so ma agreed lo. go to a coffee shop at 5.30pm..my collegues all damn hungry, (din take lunch break cos of their stupidity, aiya....hard to explain here la...later la if i gt mood), so ma say wana makan pau lo...tats the oni food there...
tgk tgk...the pau damn expensive,
duo pau=rm3.00
char siao pao= rm1.60
lo ma kai=rm3.00
siu mai=rm1.90(3 pieces)
wahh....see the price, my stomach stop crunching....(perut oso terkejut d, and understand my feeling)..my collegues , oso perut terkejut ba, cos they all end up drink milo ais, and chin teh peng,......after drinking, we ma go bak office lo, then i ask then why they din eat, guess what they say??
the food too expensive??...no no no...
the food not nice??...no no no...
then wat??
they jus say.....
enough la.....duwan tell u all!!muahahahah........
now my stomach ok d...thank u for caring ya....(no one care me oso, but my thanks is for those who wana care but shy la, i understand wan)
Thursday, June 12, 2008
utk rakan2 yang amat disayangi
Dengan segala hormatnya saya ingin membuat satu pengumuman kapada rakan2 saya yang tercinta,
Selamat cuti sekolah, and berharap tuan2 dan puan2 dapat berusaha untuk menambahkan post di F.E.I. Sebagaimana yang kita tahu, F.E.I adalah suatu saluran berkomunikasi kepada ahli2 fei. Walaubagaimanapun, kita dapat memerhatikan post2 di fei sudah semakin kurang.Berikut adalah statistic yang kita boleh dapat :-
march = 77
april = 26
may = 18
june = 3
total =124
Kita sebagai ahli fei amat faham sebab bulan lepas kita sibuk untuk membuat persediaan final exam. oleh itu, kita harap ahli-ahli dapat post sebanyak yang mungkin untuk mengekalkan status kita.
sekian, terima kasih.
Berkhidmat untuk F.E.I.
(pengumuman ini dalam bahasa melayu untuk mengimbangkan jumlah post bagi setiap bahasa)
Selamat cuti sekolah, and berharap tuan2 dan puan2 dapat berusaha untuk menambahkan post di F.E.I. Sebagaimana yang kita tahu, F.E.I adalah suatu saluran berkomunikasi kepada ahli2 fei. Walaubagaimanapun, kita dapat memerhatikan post2 di fei sudah semakin kurang.Berikut adalah statistic yang kita boleh dapat :-
march = 77
april = 26
may = 18
june = 3
total =124
Kita sebagai ahli fei amat faham sebab bulan lepas kita sibuk untuk membuat persediaan final exam. oleh itu, kita harap ahli-ahli dapat post sebanyak yang mungkin untuk mengekalkan status kita.
sekian, terima kasih.
Berkhidmat untuk F.E.I.
(pengumuman ini dalam bahasa melayu untuk mengimbangkan jumlah post bagi setiap bahasa)
Saturday, June 7, 2008
First week in work
To answer the question of 粥姓董事长, whether or not the residents of Penang welcome me, I have no idea but the government has raised the oil price within a few days of my arrival at Penang, I think the objective is to encourage more people in Penang, in fact the whole Malaysia to use public transport more as I do because as you all know I have no self transportation. Why ? So that the pretty girls in Penang would have no choice but to take public transport with me , hehehehehe ( In your dream la )
Quite free now, so I guess I will write some story here.
Hmmm.....
What to talk about?
I guess I would have to talk about some FEI things happened to me in this few days of new arrival.
2/6 First day in the early morning, I woke up and routinely brushed my teeth and bathed except the place is different, I have been brushing my teeth in four different places for the past 4 days !!! First, the friday in UTP for my last exam paper, then my house in Ipoh, then my sister's house in Kulim, then my rented place in Penang for the coming 8 months. I have broken the Malaysian Record for "Brushing teeth around Malaysia in a blink of the eyes" record ! ok .... back to the story, after the washing , I walked to the agreed upon location just to see my bus to pass by in front of me ! What to do? Took taxi lo. Finally reached the place in time and mix with a lot of new people in Intel. We have gone through 3 days orientation training just to adjust ourselves into the working place. There are a lot of people from different walks of life in here, there are internship trainees from all over Malaysia, there are fresh graduates, there are employees who are a lot more older than us and hire by Intel, some of them even has manager status and are going to be new managers in Intel but " Sorry bro , you ain't much different from me, you are new meat here too ... Wakakaka " . Yes, they have to sit beside us and listen to the lectures just like us.
So, I just have to highlight something here, please do not wear formal on first day of work even you know that people seldom wear formal in the place that you are going to work for. Why ? I wore formal that day, and ............. I got a lot of attention la.............( Handsome mah, what to do ?)
One more thing to highlight, girls at working place are basically pretty and good looking, I so in love with working place.....wahahahaha.......Penang Penang
3/6 nothing special , more boring lectures , oh ya , i had lunch with my supervisor and one of her colleagues, and her colleague belanja, wahahaha ( Remember, Intel has policy that boss should treat subordinates to meal )
4/6 nothing special, more boring lectures
5/6 First time in cubicle jungle
Yes, cubicle = jungle , easily get lost in somewhere. I have a cubicle and a desktop, very thankful, hahaha, some more , I have my name on my cubicle, make me so relieve and proud . wakakakakaka . then , first assignment comes, I have to work with one of the trainees to develop a website for the department. So, have to research on that lo
6/6 keep on researching and had lunch with Gary and his friends , man , a lot of UTPians in Intel also.
Ok, that is my 5 days of working in Intel , more details , stay tuned.
Quite free now, so I guess I will write some story here.
Hmmm.....
What to talk about?
I guess I would have to talk about some FEI things happened to me in this few days of new arrival.
2/6 First day in the early morning, I woke up and routinely brushed my teeth and bathed except the place is different, I have been brushing my teeth in four different places for the past 4 days !!! First, the friday in UTP for my last exam paper, then my house in Ipoh, then my sister's house in Kulim, then my rented place in Penang for the coming 8 months. I have broken the Malaysian Record for "Brushing teeth around Malaysia in a blink of the eyes" record ! ok .... back to the story, after the washing , I walked to the agreed upon location just to see my bus to pass by in front of me ! What to do? Took taxi lo. Finally reached the place in time and mix with a lot of new people in Intel. We have gone through 3 days orientation training just to adjust ourselves into the working place. There are a lot of people from different walks of life in here, there are internship trainees from all over Malaysia, there are fresh graduates, there are employees who are a lot more older than us and hire by Intel, some of them even has manager status and are going to be new managers in Intel but " Sorry bro , you ain't much different from me, you are new meat here too ... Wakakaka " . Yes, they have to sit beside us and listen to the lectures just like us.
So, I just have to highlight something here, please do not wear formal on first day of work even you know that people seldom wear formal in the place that you are going to work for. Why ? I wore formal that day, and ............. I got a lot of attention la.............( Handsome mah, what to do ?)
One more thing to highlight, girls at working place are basically pretty and good looking, I so in love with working place.....wahahahaha.......Penang Penang
3/6 nothing special , more boring lectures , oh ya , i had lunch with my supervisor and one of her colleagues, and her colleague belanja, wahahaha ( Remember, Intel has policy that boss should treat subordinates to meal )
4/6 nothing special, more boring lectures
5/6 First time in cubicle jungle
Yes, cubicle = jungle , easily get lost in somewhere. I have a cubicle and a desktop, very thankful, hahaha, some more , I have my name on my cubicle, make me so relieve and proud . wakakakakaka . then , first assignment comes, I have to work with one of the trainees to develop a website for the department. So, have to research on that lo
6/6 keep on researching and had lunch with Gary and his friends , man , a lot of UTPians in Intel also.
Ok, that is my 5 days of working in Intel , more details , stay tuned.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
What is the consequences of oil price increase?
We, the FEI members care about the current issues; "We FEI, we care ! "
The oil price increase will be effective starting by midnight tonight. Here might be the consequences in the near future:
The oil price increase will be effective starting by midnight tonight. Here might be the consequences in the near future:
- Mat Rempit A: "Malam ni nak rempit x?" Mat Rempit B:" x mau la, x de minyak!" - Mat Rempit activities will be reduced greatly and X-games like skateboard and mountain bike X-games will be greatly increased thanks to those Mat Rempits who have no money for petrol and change their hobby to something similar. Next round of Toyota X-Games might be held in Malaysia in the abandoned Sepang Circuit. Why abandoned? Come on la, with the oil price like this, race for what wo? If they really race ah, ticket also nobody can afford la, stupid.
- The oil price and toll fees which is high like hell will restrain people from setting their foot more than 3KM from their houses. This will greatly enhance the relationship among the neighborhood. Why? Day and night seeing the same face, not like also like la, not in love also fall in love la. Stupid !
- Solar energized machine will be the future direction of R&D. Girls will be researched in great length because as scientists observed, girls tend to walk faster under the hot sun than their male counterpart. I dunno why (Even I know why also I pretend like I dunno). In the near future, starring at girls is encouraged by all because the men are simply just facilitating the research on the subject - Solar Energized Homo Sapiens.
- Hijacking activities of petrol tankers will be increased because robbing petrol is more profitable than robbing any other commodities.
- Corrupted policemen will ask for "Duit Minyak" instead of "Duit Kopi", why? No petrol, how can the motorcycle works? How can the car works? No car or motorcycle, how to tapau Kopi? Stupid !
- Gas station which stick the sticker " No cash more that RM 300 in the station....... cash transfer to safe after 10pm ...... employees have no key to the safe..... bla bla bla " will not work because people will rob the petrol not money. Why? Ok ok , this time , it is a good question. It is very economical, you see, given the opportunity to rob a gas station with you life at stake, which will you choose? Money or oil? I will choose oil of course. Oil has no number to be traced like bank notes. Value of the oil is increasing everyday and lead to raise in price of every commodities which means money depreciation. Why do you still go for the money? Stupid !
- PETRONAS, Bernas and FEI will join together and become a legal party, Feitronas and win the next election. This is because people need petrol and rice. Then why FEI? Haiyo, talking cock and bull shitting is the essential skills a politician must have. Instead of talking cock and bull shitting to the people and make them more suffer and hatred in this critical moment, might as well listen to our Fei Hua and laugh la. Stupid !
Monday, June 2, 2008
I'm in Penang !!!
Good morning,
I know this is not the usual time that anyone of us will wake up. I have been unusual, hahahaha. Why? Because I have to work! Cemas ! Well, I'm not going to bored you with the details of Penang Island, here are the main highlight of Penang Island:
I know this is not the usual time that anyone of us will wake up. I have been unusual, hahahaha. Why? Because I have to work! Cemas ! Well, I'm not going to bored you with the details of Penang Island, here are the main highlight of Penang Island:
- Hot chicks all around, must eat alot of ice to prevent fever, I wish Melvin is here to cool things down
- Can see sea quite often
- very happening city
- my room just enough, not too big, not too small
- house mates are all friendly
- i'm the most handsome in the house, hehehehehe
- plenty of hor jia ming gia to be discovered, yummy !
- plenty of tokong of all kinds, sizes and religions
- got alot of different people here, white, yellow, brown, black, blacker, blackest, and fei chai (recently add in one)
- buses is rapid penang and it is quite nice looking, will try one soon
- again, hot chicks are all around !!!!! man !!!!! ayam panas !!!!!
Friday, May 30, 2008
A Journey to the Past
Well, past in the sense of a semester back. Hopefully this post serves as a memory down the lane.
Looks like it has been 6 months since our clan is established. Thank goodness no blood was shed, no tears were flowing but there was plenty of wood flying around, well of course this clan is signified mainly by wood and wood people like kian, erm, a useless wood, of course, who enjoys his daily doses of nasi lemak to increase his uselessness even further. (chill...........) Btw, 100 bucks should be donated to our dear clan leader so that "heshe" can purchase his favourite nasi lemak.
Like fei yi ching said, we are not gonna miss our dear leader, though he might be leaving for good. Anyways, good luck to him and may some penang chicks fall into err, his pants or knees. I think Penang has some decent chicks, much better ones than you-know-what. So enjoy your 齐人之福over there will ya.
I still havent touch anything about the semester that we have gone through. That's ABOMINABLE, MIND-BLOWING. For starters, this semester was &*^*&^*&^ tough especially for meche students. There were many pasrah cases, notably the amount of projects(Can you imagine 7-8 projects in one semester?) and heat transfer and the WELLLLLLLLLLLL by our beloved you-know-who. I ｗｏｕｌｄ ｓａｙ ｔｈｅ ｌａｔｔｅｒ ｔｗｏ ｗｅｒｅ ｅｘｃｅｐｔｉｏｎａｌｌｙ ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ ｔｒａｎｓｉｔｉｏｎ ｐｅｒｉｏｄｓ ｆｏｒ ｕｓ， ａｓ we were not used to the foreign style of lecturing.
This semester could not be worse by the lack of hot chicks. Muahahahaha. Just kidding. Too many OLD stuffs over here but old ginger is still more pedas I think. Incident of the semester would be given to our beloved well x 3 guy, ling zhong yie. He hurt his knee(is that technically accurate?) while playing basketball. An old guy like him should go kopitiam and lim teh only. ^_^. Well, kudos to him, for persevering with this condition even though it was during the exam weeks.
Couple of the semester? Let's just leave that to Mr KK I think. He knows more about that. Food is never a problem to you , KK, isnt it? Joke of the semester, well plenty of them, Mr President might have an archive for it. Footage of the semester? The Internal Affairs which is under circulation from Fei Yi Ching. Quote of the semester? Just watch the recent parliementary videos.
Overall, this semester was definetely a tough nut to crack and might have cause us to go nuts as well. To start off the holidays of you folks, I suggest watching superhero movie. Absolute nonsense but should keep your toes on your head.
Looks like it has been 6 months since our clan is established. Thank goodness no blood was shed, no tears were flowing but there was plenty of wood flying around, well of course this clan is signified mainly by wood and wood people like kian, erm, a useless wood, of course, who enjoys his daily doses of nasi lemak to increase his uselessness even further. (chill...........) Btw, 100 bucks should be donated to our dear clan leader so that "heshe" can purchase his favourite nasi lemak.
Like fei yi ching said, we are not gonna miss our dear leader, though he might be leaving for good. Anyways, good luck to him and may some penang chicks fall into err, his pants or knees. I think Penang has some decent chicks, much better ones than you-know-what. So enjoy your 齐人之福over there will ya.
I still havent touch anything about the semester that we have gone through. That's ABOMINABLE, MIND-BLOWING. For starters, this semester was &*^*&^*&^ tough especially for meche students. There were many pasrah cases, notably the amount of projects(Can you imagine 7-8 projects in one semester?) and heat transfer and the WELLLLLLLLLLLL by our beloved you-know-who. I ｗｏｕｌｄ ｓａｙ ｔｈｅ ｌａｔｔｅｒ ｔｗｏ ｗｅｒｅ ｅｘｃｅｐｔｉｏｎａｌｌｙ ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ ｔｒａｎｓｉｔｉｏｎ ｐｅｒｉｏｄｓ ｆｏｒ ｕｓ， ａｓ we were not used to the foreign style of lecturing.
This semester could not be worse by the lack of hot chicks. Muahahahaha. Just kidding. Too many OLD stuffs over here but old ginger is still more pedas I think. Incident of the semester would be given to our beloved well x 3 guy, ling zhong yie. He hurt his knee(is that technically accurate?) while playing basketball. An old guy like him should go kopitiam and lim teh only. ^_^. Well, kudos to him, for persevering with this condition even though it was during the exam weeks.
Couple of the semester? Let's just leave that to Mr KK I think. He knows more about that. Food is never a problem to you , KK, isnt it? Joke of the semester, well plenty of them, Mr President might have an archive for it. Footage of the semester? The Internal Affairs which is under circulation from Fei Yi Ching. Quote of the semester? Just watch the recent parliementary videos.
Overall, this semester was definetely a tough nut to crack and might have cause us to go nuts as well. To start off the holidays of you folks, I suggest watching superhero movie. Absolute nonsense but should keep your toes on your head.
再见 Bye....
有一天小明哭红双眼跑来对妈妈说
小明 ：妈妈我被小华的家人打 T_T
妈妈（非常吃惊）：亲爱的为什么呢？他们一家人都很好的，为什么会打你呢？
小明 ：我也不知道。。。小华今天带我到他家去看他的鸡。然后临走前，我跟所有的鸡说再见，他们就打我
妈妈 ：你如何跟鸡说再见？？？
小明 ：我只是说 - 老鸡Bye，母鸡Bye，公鸡Bye，大鸡Bye，小鸡Bye，全部鸡Bye.....
妈妈 ：。。。。
小明 ：妈妈我被小华的家人打 T_T
妈妈（非常吃惊）：亲爱的为什么呢？他们一家人都很好的，为什么会打你呢？
小明 ：我也不知道。。。小华今天带我到他家去看他的鸡。然后临走前，我跟所有的鸡说再见，他们就打我
妈妈 ：你如何跟鸡说再见？？？
小明 ：我只是说 - 老鸡Bye，母鸡Bye，公鸡Bye，大鸡Bye，小鸡Bye，全部鸡Bye.....
妈妈 ：。。。。
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Semester Dinner for FEI
As suggest by many member of FEI, we really need a semester dinner together before the semester break. This dinner will also be the good bye dinner for our YAB Fahrenheit because he is going intern d. (We will not miss u) hahahah. So any suggestion ??
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Final exam
EXAM = E for elephant, X for X-men, A for Apple, and M for Motherboard
How about holiday?
H= Holy Shit!!
O=Oh my god!!
L=Lets Do it!!(can you imagine wat ya wana do?
I=Ice ice baby..
D=Damn it!!
A=A***ole!!
Y=Yes, yes...i did it...
How about holiday?
H= Holy Shit!!
O=Oh my god!!
L=Lets Do it!!(can you imagine wat ya wana do?
I=Ice ice baby..
D=Damn it!!
A=A***ole!!
Y=Yes, yes...i did it...
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
为灾民默哀
http://blog.sina.com.cn/lm/zt/512zhhrj.html
如果你在埋怨学校的网路很糟糕的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你在抱怨生活很无趣的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你觉得马来西亚是个无可救药的国家的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
当我看了以上网址中的文章，我的泪水不由的滑落。。。
我的心情是激动的，我的内心是震撼的。。。
他们不是什么博士专才，不能给你不一样的理论学识。。。
他们不是什么作家写手，不能呈现华丽优美的文字句子。。。
他们只是普通人，但他们给我们带来一字一句，
是他们千千万万同胞的性命换来的。。。
是他们亲身从鬼门关前得来的。。。
是他们纵使在多少年后，午夜梦回时仍不能承受的痛。。。
面对天灾的发生，遥远的我们无法付出太大的助力。。。
但我们能够以一颗虔诚的心，来诚心祈祷。。。
希望他们能早日走出伤痛，重拾以往的笑容。。。
来吧我的朋友，不过你是什么种族，不管你是什么宗教，
当你看到这篇文章时，希望你好好的看看他们的遭遇
让我们一起以最诚恳的心。。。
祈求世界能够灾难消除 ，人类和平幸福的在这片土地上生活下去。。。
废材大联盟全体 同哀悼
如果你在埋怨学校的网路很糟糕的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你在抱怨生活很无趣的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你觉得马来西亚是个无可救药的国家的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
当我看了以上网址中的文章，我的泪水不由的滑落。。。
我的心情是激动的，我的内心是震撼的。。。
他们不是什么博士专才，不能给你不一样的理论学识。。。
他们不是什么作家写手，不能呈现华丽优美的文字句子。。。
他们只是普通人，但他们给我们带来一字一句，
是他们千千万万同胞的性命换来的。。。
是他们亲身从鬼门关前得来的。。。
是他们纵使在多少年后，午夜梦回时仍不能承受的痛。。。
面对天灾的发生，遥远的我们无法付出太大的助力。。。
但我们能够以一颗虔诚的心，来诚心祈祷。。。
希望他们能早日走出伤痛，重拾以往的笑容。。。
来吧我的朋友，不过你是什么种族，不管你是什么宗教，
当你看到这篇文章时，希望你好好的看看他们的遭遇
让我们一起以最诚恳的心。。。
祈求世界能够灾难消除 ，人类和平幸福的在这片土地上生活下去。。。
废材大联盟全体 同哀悼
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
在飛機上
有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人.
飞机飞到一半突然没油了,机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量.
于是那美国人就发挥其个人英雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声:"美利坚和众国万岁!!"然后就跳下去了!
飞机继续飞.....
这时机长又宣布:重量还是太重了,还得跳下去一个人!
于是德国人就站出来,走到飞机舱口,高呼一声:"德意志帝国万岁!!"也跟着跳了下去!
飞机继续飞.....
这时机长又宣布说:不行,还是重了,必须再跳下去一个人!
中国人看了日本人一眼,站起来走到了飞机舱口,
日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手:"好兄弟,我不会忘了你的!"
中国人高呼一声:"中华人民共和国万岁!!"
接着一脚把日本人给踹下去了!!....
曹*的不幸
话说有一次诸葛亮，刘备，孙权，曹*四人同乘飞机，突然遇到紧急情况，需要跳伞
逃生。这时候才发现机上只剩下三个降落伞包。大家一阵紧张，这时只见诸葛亮摇摇羽毛扇、清清嗓子说：“这样吧，山人出几道题，能答上来的，就跳伞，答不上来的只好自己跳下去了。”其他人没办法只好同意。
诸葛亮再摇了摇羽毛扇问刘备：“天上有几个太阳？”刘备一想简单，回答：“一个
。”于是拿了个伞包下去了。诸葛亮再问孙权：“天上有几个月亮？”孙权回答：“一个。”他也拿了个伞包下去了。最后轮到曹*。诸葛亮问：“天上有几个星星？”曹*一怔，懵了得回答不上来，只好自己跳下去了。没想到竟然跳在了海里，捡回一条命，曹*暗自庆幸。
第二次又四个人坐飞机遇到紧急情况，四人一商量，得，还是老办法吧。诸葛亮又摇
起 羽毛扇问刘备：“当年周武王战败纣王的那场战役是？”刘备一想简单，回答：“牧野之战。”诸葛亮点点头，于是刘备拿了个伞包下去了。诸葛亮再问孙权：“那 场战役死了多少人？”孙权想了想说：“大概有三四万。”诸葛亮点点头，孙权拿了个伞包也下去了。曹*不禁偷笑想：“诸葛亮呀诸葛亮，本人可是贯古通今，尤 其是军事，这次你可是栽了。” 只见诸葛亮问：“战士们都叫什么名字？”曹*一听差点没晕过去，只好自己跳下去了，没想到竟然又跳在了海里，捡回一条命，曹*暗自笑。
第三次同样四个人坐飞机，飞机又遇到紧急情况，曹*一想，诸葛老儿又要整我，干
脆我自己跳下去算了，免受侮辱。于是一横心，跳了下去，在空中高速下降中,只听得上面诸葛亮对他喊：“孟德，今天飞机上有四个降落伞！”
拉登说：中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家！
退休
主人睡觉了，大脑主持召开一个全身器官工作经验交流座谈会。
心脏首先发言：“我要求退休，我干不了了，主人缺乏锻炼，血压、血脂和胆固醇都太高，累得我实在受不了！”。
然后是胃发言：“我也要求退休，主人总是吃大量酸辣的东西，我都快充血了！”。
大脑正在考虑是否应该批准他们的退休申请，听到后面传来一个微弱的声音：“我也要求退休”。大脑看了一下，不知是谁发言，就说：“哪一位发言，请站起来说话”。那个微弱的声音说：“如果我还能站起来的话，就不用退休了！”
色鬼的交易
埃迪迷上了一位漂亮性感的同事，多次提出做爱的想法，可这位小姐总是托词和别人有约会，予以拒绝。这天，埃迪欲火中烧，实在是忍无可忍。他对她说：“我给您100美元，如果您同意做爱的话……”
她盯着他，说：“不。”埃迪说：“我会很快的。我把钱扔到地板上，您弯腰去拾。我会在您把钱拾起时做完的。”
她想了一会儿，说要和男朋友商量一下。说着，她拿出手机打通了男朋友的电话，讲了埃迪的提议，征求他的意见。她的男朋友说：“向他要200美元。你拾钱的时候尽可能快着点儿，我猜他的短裤都还来不及脱下来呢。”
她表示赞同，接受了这个提议。半个小时过去了，男朋友还一直在等女朋友的电话。最后，大约45分钟时，男朋友焦急地打来电话，问出了什么事……？”
女友大口喘着粗气，她断续地回答道：“这个杂种……撒……撒……撒的都是些硬币！”
上厕所
一次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛，于是走进街角的199吃到饱火锅店，想说借个厕所用用，偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到，于是我跑到二楼去，二楼是还在装修空荡荡 的没有任何东西，但是却发现有一间厕所门贴着*故障待修,请勿使用*，我实在是忍不住了,管他三七二十一，反正四下无人，脱了裤子就朝马桶蹲下去，霹雳啪 啦……好爽！！结束后，我走下楼去却发现空无一人，奇怪了，正值晚餐时间刚才楼下还高朋满座说,怎么一下子就人去楼空呢？？连服务生和接待都不见了……于 是我走近吧台，并且问到：「有人在吗？怎么都没人了？」此时，只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出来，并且开口说：「*！……刚才大便从天花板掉下来打到电风扇 的时候你不在？算你运气好
Monday, May 12, 2008
Study 18
Study 18
Shall I compare thee to a study week?
Thou art more lazy and more tempting:
Rough winds do flip the darling books for me,
And study week had all too short a date:
Sometime too sleepy the eye of mine shines,
And often is my tired complexion dimm'd;
And every hair from hair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course unknown;
But why eternal study shall not fade?
Nor lose possession of that hair i own?
Nor shall Death brag me wander'st in his shade?
When in eternal study no time shall be wasted:
So long as i can breathe or eyes can read,
So long study this and this gives life to me.
- William Fei Speare
Shall I compare thee to a study week?
Thou art more lazy and more tempting:
Rough winds do flip the darling books for me,
And study week had all too short a date:
Sometime too sleepy the eye of mine shines,
And often is my tired complexion dimm'd;
And every hair from hair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course unknown;
But why eternal study shall not fade?
Nor lose possession of that hair i own?
Nor shall Death brag me wander'st in his shade?
When in eternal study no time shall be wasted:
So long as i can breathe or eyes can read,
So long study this and this gives life to me.
- William Fei Speare
Friday, May 9, 2008
Princess Melt
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)
V
V
M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly .
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
:-[
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)
V
V
M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Maxis the best coverage
This is a true story of a young college girl who past away last month,at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I don't want to mention the name of the college. She has a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in Johor Bahru. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on thephone.U can never see her without herhandphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with Shankar. Both of them used maxis.
Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. Before she passed away she always told her frens:"If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people can't carryher coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pakDarin), who is a fren of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened thecoffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment).
Priya's parents didn't inform Shankarthat Priya had passed away (pityShankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar said: "Atte, I'm coming home 2day. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. I wanna surprise her."Her mother replied....."U come homefirst, I wanna tell u something very
important." After he came to Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankarthought that they were playing a fool. Then they show him the original deathcertificate to him. He said:"It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me."Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shakar's phone rang."See this is from Priya. See this..."He showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversationloud and clear. No cross lines, nohumming. It is the actual voice ofPriya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the coffin.
They were so shocked and asked for pakDarin's help again. pak Darinbrought his master (Tok Chen) to solvethis matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Than they discovered one thing... Tok Chen was sweating. His face wasred."I just cant believe this. It's quite amazing" he said."I didn't think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable!"Oh My God! Maxis has the best line,ever.We can still keep in touch even whenwe're dead!! Talk about coverage!!!Best coverage ever!!! Where can i get the SIMpack?
Moral of the story - Maxis is the best lar.
Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. Before she passed away she always told her frens:"If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people can't carryher coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pakDarin), who is a fren of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened thecoffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment).
Priya's parents didn't inform Shankarthat Priya had passed away (pityShankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar said: "Atte, I'm coming home 2day. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. I wanna surprise her."Her mother replied....."U come homefirst, I wanna tell u something very
important." After he came to Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankarthought that they were playing a fool. Then they show him the original deathcertificate to him. He said:"It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me."Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shakar's phone rang."See this is from Priya. See this..."He showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversationloud and clear. No cross lines, nohumming. It is the actual voice ofPriya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the coffin.
They were so shocked and asked for pakDarin's help again. pak Darinbrought his master (Tok Chen) to solvethis matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Than they discovered one thing... Tok Chen was sweating. His face wasred."I just cant believe this. It's quite amazing" he said."I didn't think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable!"Oh My God! Maxis has the best line,ever.We can still keep in touch even whenwe're dead!! Talk about coverage!!!Best coverage ever!!! Where can i get the SIMpack?
Moral of the story - Maxis is the best lar.
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