Thursday, July 3, 2008

Another PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

We hav always heard about great philosopher, namely Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, etc...
In Chinese world, we had our own philosopher.. "The Great Confucius a.k.a. K'ung-fu-tzu.. His teachings have great influenced in the Chinese society..

Therefore, its a duty for Banana Republic to amplified the great philosophy teachings of Confucius.. We had compile a few of our own philosophy teachings.. Pls giv a great thought for it..

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.

When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

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