A Journey to the Past

Well, past in the sense of a semester back. Hopefully this post serves as a memory down the lane.

Looks like it has been 6 months since our clan is established. Thank goodness no blood was shed, no tears were flowing but there was plenty of wood flying around, well of course this clan is signified mainly by wood and wood people like kian, erm, a useless wood, of course, who enjoys his daily doses of nasi lemak to increase his uselessness even further. (chill...........) Btw, 100 bucks should be donated to our dear clan leader so that "heshe" can purchase his favourite nasi lemak.

Like fei yi ching said, we are not gonna miss our dear leader, though he might be leaving for good. Anyways, good luck to him and may some penang chicks fall into err, his pants or knees. I think Penang has some decent chicks, much better ones than you-know-what. So enjoy your 齐人之福over there will ya.

I still havent touch anything about the semester that we have gone through. That's ABOMINABLE, MIND-BLOWING. For starters, this semester was &*^*&^*&^ tough especially for meche students. There were many pasrah cases, notably the amount of projects(Can you imagine 7-8 projects in one semester?) and heat transfer and the WELLLLLLLLLLLL by our beloved you-know-who. I　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｓａｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｌａｔｔｅｒ　ｔｗｏ　ｗｅｒｅ　ｅｘｃｅｐｔｉｏｎａｌｌｙ　ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ　ｔｒａｎｓｉｔｉｏｎ　ｐｅｒｉｏｄｓ　ｆｏｒ　ｕｓ，　ａｓ　we were not used to the foreign style of lecturing.

This semester could not be worse by the lack of hot chicks. Muahahahaha. Just kidding. Too many OLD stuffs over here but old ginger is still more pedas I think. Incident of the semester would be given to our beloved well x 3 guy, ling zhong yie. He hurt his knee(is that technically accurate?) while playing basketball. An old guy like him should go kopitiam and lim teh only. ^_^. Well, kudos to him, for persevering with this condition even though it was during the exam weeks.

Couple of the semester? Let's just leave that to Mr KK I think. He knows more about that. Food is never a problem to you , KK, isnt it? Joke of the semester, well plenty of them, Mr President might have an archive for it. Footage of the semester? The Internal Affairs which is under circulation from Fei Yi Ching. Quote of the semester? Just watch the recent parliementary videos.

Overall, this semester was definetely a tough nut to crack and might have cause us to go nuts as well. To start off the holidays of you folks, I suggest watching superhero movie. Absolute nonsense but should keep your toes on your head.

再见 Bye....

有一天小明哭红双眼跑来对妈妈说
小明 ：妈妈我被小华的家人打 T_T
妈妈（非常吃惊）：亲爱的为什么呢？他们一家人都很好的，为什么会打你呢？
小明 ：我也不知道。。。小华今天带我到他家去看他的鸡。然后临走前，我跟所有的鸡说再见，他们就打我
妈妈 ：你如何跟鸡说再见？？？
小明 ：我只是说 - 老鸡Bye，母鸡Bye，公鸡Bye，大鸡Bye，小鸡Bye，全部鸡Bye.....
妈妈 ：。。。。

Semester Dinner for FEI

As suggest by many member of FEI, we really need a semester dinner together before the semester break. This dinner will also be the good bye dinner for our YAB Fahrenheit because he is going intern d. (We will not miss u) hahahah. So any suggestion ??

Final exam

EXAM = E for elephant, X for X-men, A for Apple, and M for Motherboard


How about holiday?

H= Holy Shit!!
O=Oh my god!!
L=Lets Do it!!(can you imagine wat ya wana do?
I=Ice ice baby..
D=Damn it!!
A=A***ole!!
Y=Yes, yes...i did it...

为灾民默哀

http://blog.sina.com.cn/lm/zt/512zhhrj.html
如果你在埋怨学校的网路很糟糕的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你在抱怨生活很无趣的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
如果你觉得马来西亚是个无可救药的国家的话，请你到以上的网址看一下。。。
当我看了以上网址中的文章，我的泪水不由的滑落。。。
我的心情是激动的，我的内心是震撼的。。。
他们不是什么博士专才，不能给你不一样的理论学识。。。
他们不是什么作家写手，不能呈现华丽优美的文字句子。。。
他们只是普通人，但他们给我们带来一字一句，
是他们千千万万同胞的性命换来的。。。
是他们亲身从鬼门关前得来的。。。
是他们纵使在多少年后，午夜梦回时仍不能承受的痛。。。


面对天灾的发生，遥远的我们无法付出太大的助力。。。
但我们能够以一颗虔诚的心，来诚心祈祷。。。
希望他们能早日走出伤痛，重拾以往的笑容。。。
来吧我的朋友，不过你是什么种族，不管你是什么宗教，
当你看到这篇文章时，希望你好好的看看他们的遭遇
让我们一起以最诚恳的心。。。
祈求世界能够灾难消除 ，人类和平幸福的在这片土地上生活下去。。。


废材大联盟全体 同哀悼

在飛機上

有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人.
飞机飞到一半突然没油了,机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量.
于是那美国人就发挥其个人英雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声:"美利坚和众国万岁!!"然后就跳下去了!
飞机继续飞.....
这时机长又宣布:重量还是太重了,还得跳下去一个人!
于是德国人就站出来,走到飞机舱口,高呼一声:"德意志帝国万岁!!"也跟着跳了下去!
飞机继续飞.....
这时机长又宣布说:不行,还是重了,必须再跳下去一个人!
中国人看了日本人一眼,站起来走到了飞机舱口,
日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手:"好兄弟,我不会忘了你的!"
中国人高呼一声:"中华人民共和国万岁!!"
接着一脚把日本人给踹下去了!!....

曹*的不幸

话说有一次诸葛亮，刘备，孙权，曹*四人同乘飞机，突然遇到紧急情况，需要跳伞
逃生。这时候才发现机上只剩下三个降落伞包。大家一阵紧张，这时只见诸葛亮摇摇羽毛扇、清清嗓子说：“这样吧，山人出几道题，能答上来的，就跳伞，答不上来的只好自己跳下去了。”其他人没办法只好同意。

诸葛亮再摇了摇羽毛扇问刘备：“天上有几个太阳？”刘备一想简单，回答：“一个
。”于是拿了个伞包下去了。诸葛亮再问孙权：“天上有几个月亮？”孙权回答：“一个。”他也拿了个伞包下去了。最后轮到曹*。诸葛亮问：“天上有几个星星？”曹*一怔，懵了得回答不上来，只好自己跳下去了。没想到竟然跳在了海里，捡回一条命，曹*暗自庆幸。

第二次又四个人坐飞机遇到紧急情况，四人一商量，得，还是老办法吧。诸葛亮又摇
起 羽毛扇问刘备：“当年周武王战败纣王的那场战役是？”刘备一想简单，回答：“牧野之战。”诸葛亮点点头，于是刘备拿了个伞包下去了。诸葛亮再问孙权：“那 场战役死了多少人？”孙权想了想说：“大概有三四万。”诸葛亮点点头，孙权拿了个伞包也下去了。曹*不禁偷笑想：“诸葛亮呀诸葛亮，本人可是贯古通今，尤 其是军事，这次你可是栽了。” 只见诸葛亮问：“战士们都叫什么名字？”曹*一听差点没晕过去，只好自己跳下去了，没想到竟然又跳在了海里，捡回一条命，曹*暗自笑。

第三次同样四个人坐飞机，飞机又遇到紧急情况，曹*一想，诸葛老儿又要整我，干
脆我自己跳下去算了，免受侮辱。于是一横心，跳了下去，在空中高速下降中,只听得上面诸葛亮对他喊：“孟德，今天飞机上有四个降落伞！”

拉登说：中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家！

拉登说：中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家！阿拉伯半岛电视台对宾拉登的最新采访。 宾拉登说：中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家！ 原因是这样的：基地组织曾派出七名恐怖分子袭击中国。 结果：一人在炸北京西直门立交桥时转晕桥上﹔ 一人在炸公车时没挤上车﹔ 一人在炸超市时，炸弹遥控器被盗﹔ 一人在炸政府大楼时被保安狂揍："叫你讨薪，叫你上访"， 一人成功地炸矿，死伤数百人，潜回基地后，半年没见任何新闻报导，遂被基地组织以"撒谎罪"处决了﹔ 一人曾经尝试炸广州，痕G刚一出火车站炸药包就给飞车党抢了，半天没回过神﹔ 最近，派一女恐怖分子去炸河南，被骗去做了媳妇!!

退休

主人睡觉了，大脑主持召开一个全身器官工作经验交流座谈会。
心脏首先发言：“我要求退休，我干不了了，主人缺乏锻炼，血压、血脂和胆固醇都太高，累得我实在受不了！”。
然后是胃发言：“我也要求退休，主人总是吃大量酸辣的东西，我都快充血了！”。
大脑正在考虑是否应该批准他们的退休申请，听到后面传来一个微弱的声音：“我也要求退休”。大脑看了一下，不知是谁发言，就说：“哪一位发言，请站起来说话”。那个微弱的声音说：“如果我还能站起来的话，就不用退休了！”

色鬼的交易

埃迪迷上了一位漂亮性感的同事，多次提出做爱的想法，可这位小姐总是托词和别人有约会，予以拒绝。这天，埃迪欲火中烧，实在是忍无可忍。他对她说：“我给您100美元，如果您同意做爱的话……”

她盯着他，说：“不。”埃迪说：“我会很快的。我把钱扔到地板上，您弯腰去拾。我会在您把钱拾起时做完的。”

她想了一会儿，说要和男朋友商量一下。说着，她拿出手机打通了男朋友的电话，讲了埃迪的提议，征求他的意见。她的男朋友说：“向他要200美元。你拾钱的时候尽可能快着点儿，我猜他的短裤都还来不及脱下来呢。”

她表示赞同，接受了这个提议。半个小时过去了，男朋友还一直在等女朋友的电话。最后，大约45分钟时，男朋友焦急地打来电话，问出了什么事……？”

女友大口喘着粗气，她断续地回答道：“这个杂种……撒……撒……撒的都是些硬币！”

上厕所

一次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛，于是走进街角的199吃到饱火锅店，想说借个厕所用用，偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到，于是我跑到二楼去，二楼是还在装修空荡荡 的没有任何东西，但是却发现有一间厕所门贴着*故障待修,请勿使用*，我实在是忍不住了,管他三七二十一，反正四下无人，脱了裤子就朝马桶蹲下去，霹雳啪 啦……好爽！！结束后，我走下楼去却发现空无一人，奇怪了，正值晚餐时间刚才楼下还高朋满座说,怎么一下子就人去楼空呢？？连服务生和接待都不见了……于 是我走近吧台，并且问到：「有人在吗？怎么都没人了？」此时，只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出来，并且开口说：「*！……刚才大便从天花板掉下来打到电风扇 的时候你不在？算你运气好

Study 18

Study 18

Shall I compare thee to a study week?
Thou art more lazy and more tempting:
Rough winds do flip the darling books for me,
And study week had all too short a date:
Sometime too sleepy the eye of mine shines,
And often is my tired complexion dimm'd;
And every hair from hair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course unknown;
But why eternal study shall not fade?
Nor lose possession of that hair i own?
Nor shall Death brag me wander'st in his shade?
When in eternal study no time shall be wasted:
So long as i can breathe or eyes can read,
So long study this and this gives life to me.

- William Fei Speare

Princess Melt

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.



No matter what;

metal,

wood,

stone,

Anything she touched would melt.



Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?



He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'



The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.



THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.









But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly .







The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.



:-[



The third prince approached. He told the princess,

'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!



The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?

(Scroll down for the answer)



V





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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Maxis the best coverage

This is a true story of a young college girl who past away last month,at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I don't want to mention the name of the college. She has a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in Johor Bahru. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on thephone.U can never see her without herhandphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with Shankar. Both of them used maxis.

Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. Before she passed away she always told her frens:"If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people can't carryher coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pakDarin), who is a fren of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened thecoffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment).

Priya's parents didn't inform Shankarthat Priya had passed away (pityShankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar said: "Atte, I'm coming home 2day. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. I wanna surprise her."Her mother replied....."U come homefirst, I wanna tell u something very
important." After he came to Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankarthought that they were playing a fool. Then they show him the original deathcertificate to him. He said:"It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me."Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shakar's phone rang."See this is from Priya. See this..."He showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversationloud and clear. No cross lines, nohumming. It is the actual voice ofPriya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the coffin.

They were so shocked and asked for pakDarin's help again. pak Darinbrought his master (Tok Chen) to solvethis matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Than they discovered one thing... Tok Chen was sweating. His face wasred."I just cant believe this. It's quite amazing" he said."I didn't think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable!"Oh My God! Maxis has the best line,ever.We can still keep in touch even whenwe're dead!! Talk about coverage!!!Best coverage ever!!! Where can i get the SIMpack?

Moral of the story - Maxis is the best lar.

ETeMS repealed? Let Leonidas tell you why.

Recently, it was rumoured that ETeMS (English for Teaching Mathematics and Science) in Malaysia will be repealed in 2009.

Regardless of whether it is true or else, many people want ETeMS to be repealed.



Why is that so?



Because ...















So, for those who support ETeMS, the consequence might be ...

When Dr. M was a Prime Minister

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis,
PM Mahathir was feeling
extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring
country can be doing
better than Malaysia. One of his aides said, I heard
that the leaders consult
Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the
country. Dr Mahathir thought
if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and
went to seek the top
bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that
there were 2 things that
he must do :

Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS
for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On
Ringgit Or Stocks'.
You must blame him, and look at ways to control the
ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without
Any Ringgit'.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is
popular with the people.

Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name,
MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It
Repeatedly.

The Story of Ah Beng

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
********************

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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PCK (Phua Chu Kang) teach sex

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!