When Dr. M was a Prime Minister

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis,
PM Mahathir was feeling
extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring
country can be doing
better than Malaysia. One of his aides said, I heard
that the leaders consult
Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the
country. Dr Mahathir thought
if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and
went to seek the top
bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that
there were 2 things that
he must do :

Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS
for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On
Ringgit Or Stocks'.
You must blame him, and look at ways to control the
ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without
Any Ringgit'.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is
popular with the people.

Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name,
MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It
Repeatedly.