Body and Platform

Sometimes I do ponder on the similarity between our bodies and offshore platform:

Generator - Brain (generating impulse which is low concentrated electricity)

Pedestal crane - Arm

Compressor - Stomach

Gaslift Gas - Gastric Gas

Piping - Arteries

Crude Oil Transfer Pump - Heart

Well Head - Mouth

Well - Throat

and best of all.....

Vent to Flare - Butt to Fart