Guys,
I officially ended my level 1 thermography and infrared camera application course. There are total 5 levels in this course:
Level 1: Basic shape tracing
Able to differentiate if your wife's a guy before marriage, right in the sack.
Level 2: Heat signature differentiation
Able to detect the number of people in a remote 'earthquake'. (happening in a car, late night, tepi jalan...)
Level 3: Medium wavelength thermal monitoring
Able to conduct peeping-tom role from another building.
Level 4: Advanced coloured radiation detection
Able to determine the number of red coloured 'hanging bridges' in an operating washing machine.
Level 5: Enhanced 3D+HD art of thermography
Able to trace left behind heat and replay past few minutes' event thus settle the argument on whether Lee An Hwa had rape Moo Sai Fu or not.
Useful ley this course? Go apply la...
(reading the whole thing now justifies why I started this post with ''Guys''....)
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