彩虹

今天，我的同事跟我说，“喂，今天早上我看见彩虹！”。
我随口跟她说，“打电话告诉周杰伦啊！”
她：“为什么？”
我：“因为他唱，‘哪里有彩虹告诉我。。。’”

大仔与小仔的故事

我有两个儿子，大仔与小仔。过去的几年，我家的一切都是由大仔负责的，可惜成绩每况愈下。

今年六月，他向我要七百块来把铁门翻新上漆。我觉得太贵，因为这比往年增加了整整四成。

他向我解释说，国际漆油价已大幅度涨价了，这次起价是在所难免的，叫我有饭就吃，不要多话，钱给他就是了。（想起当初他不是这样的…呜……）

小仔听到了，为我不值，他说若给他负责这个庭院，他担保用原价就可把事办妥。

大仔听了火更大了，他说漆油涨价是众所周知的，他绝不信弟弟能以旧价把铁门粉刷一新，肯定是骗人、骗鬼、骗钱及骗权，叫我别上当。

我便问小仔他是否空口讲白话。他向我细细道来……

我不知道他讲的是否一定办的成，但总算是张开眼睛说话啊，比起大仔只会向我这个老爸要钱，不给就又恐又吓，自己却从不反省，实在强太多了，就换小仔当家吧！

不成？那我就自己当回吧，反正我也几乎忘了自己才是老板。在此提醒大家，我们人民才是老板，老板万岁，万岁，万万岁！！！

credit to audience of Malaysia Kini, what a Fei explanation of what is happening...light and meaningful, well done.

You can now VOTE!!!!!!!

this is my first post in my july 05, but I think it will be a memorable one, as it is a momento of my friends's birthday-yeah peeps, it's Xi Yi's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

menunjukkan muka gembira kerana besday

He's quite famous for his infectious laugh (It can be heard even if you are 10-20 feet away, not an exaggeration) and of course his smile which often melts a girl's heart(wahahaha). Anyway, I knew this good man wayyyy back when we were undergoing the national service training at a camp in Cherating. Knew him on the first day itself and his trademark smile radiates warmth and makes me feel at home even at such a distant place away from my home.

This is Xi Yi, always a happy-go-lucky guy, and well loved by everybody. He might be back today and rest assure that we will have lots of surprises awaiting for him(air campur tepung, telor, milo, sirap dan sebagainya). Have a great day, again!
(this article is courtesy of http://myjuly05.blogspot.com/)

Happy Birthday to Xi Yi

Today is our Vice President, Xi Yi's birthday, I would like to wish him Happily Ever After and find a good intern job next semester.

Whoever wishes to wish him, can post their wishes as comments for this post.

Thank you.

Petikan

disebabkan aku malas gler nak wat post(malaih nak type dol), aku terpaksa amik jek petikan ini drpd laman web 'Malaysia Tomorrow'. atas sebab2 tertentu sesetengah perkataan terpaksa di'censor'kan demi mengelak salah paham, pergaduhan, spekulasi dan sebagainya.

begini citenye(dalam perkataan omputih)

things do not go as I wish to, more often than not, and I fear that I have been punished for trying to put justice in front of anything else. If I were to have someone whom I feel should be despicable, that person would be the one who is unjust, discriminatory, and ultimately, doing things with ulterior motives in mind. The (censored) thingy I mentioned previously clearly demonstrate the former two, but the latter does play a signicant role in (censored) too.

I think the (censored) thing should be put aside, for I am afraid that those jokers may start to scratch their buttocks and use their hardened nipples to attack me. Make no mistake, I do learn a lot from (censored) and if you were to ask me if I ever regretted joining it, I would say no. Getting three interviews before becoming one of their goons is seriously a mockery to your manhood, and I do not want to be mocked further by granting them a refusal. (the first one due to unjust/discrimination, the second one is due to something blatantly unprofessional, which somes of the jokers up there claim themselves to be otherwise)

Okay, stop talking about (censored). In a nutshell, (censored) still rocks despite some shortcomings. In the end, every one worked hard towards achieving a target and that is just a massive morale boost. I would say it was one hell of a gig for me and would like to extent my thanks to them as well, for the lessons that prove valuable.

berakhirla cite nih..............

The SpongeBob Square Pain Mystery

It all started when someone or something......had stolen a bite of my favorite snack.

I had no idea what had done such a terrible thing, so I went to meet with the wise YAXB Fahrenheit to get some guidance and assistance.

"I have been expected you since the time when your snack had been stolen. Criminal must be punished !"

"I have discovered the truth of the whole crime. Come ! Let me show you our battle plan !"


"So, you go here and here......and I will back you up from there. Then you do this.........and they will do that. After that, they will come from here and go to there............then XXX, SWAT, .................UFO....ET Phone Home.....kili kili kulu kulu , kili kulu kili kulu........."

To fight this criminal, we needed some divine power, so we came to here for some blessing in the coming battle.


"Band of Brothers" or "Saving Private Ryan" or "We Were Soldier" ? SpongeBob Squad Paint ? Actually looks more like mushroom from Mario.


Okay, no more costume for Halloween, I have to review my true self in the face of criminals. I am the killing machine, death God of the criminals, sharp shooter in paint ball history, ........"The Mighty SpongeBob Sure Pain" , Wakakakaka, (Paiseh, I let people shoot only la, where got what sharp shooter all those shits, paiseh )


Pick your gun, the only companion u have in the battle field out there..........


Pick the armor, and this is a good example.........

And this is a Big NO NO, i can guarantee u to come out as a bee hive.....even i see this i also wanna tembak whoever is wearing it! ......


Half time, rest a while, drink something, lau ban, yi bei "打架鱼".......


At last, I still cannot defeat the criminal, he is too strong to be defeated by me alone. He is so Fei , more more much more more Fei'er than me, see, he is finishing off my snacks, surrender, surrender, please spare my life.......i have kids......or might have kids someday.......

By now, that's the end of the story, i think most of u is having a face like this, nvm , it's ok, i understand............

Tension...

AAARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you...

This is FEISM!!!

FEI dialog between two feichai member,

..........
A :讲心不讲金
B :讲金不讲心
A :like u meh
B :i memang 讲心&讲金 ,more 金 more 心

A :but jiang jin 1st

B :first or later nvm one,same only
A :no...if in a dilemma, 1 side is gold 1 side is liang xin,
B :i will grab the liang xin and jump to the gold side
A :no.in the dilemma liang xin and gold reple each other
B :so i will have plenty of gold and a liang xin
A :repel
B :like that ah,i will take liang xin,made of gold one,jin liang xin,wakakakaka
A :if liang xin is make of gole(gold),means 冷冰冰ady,where got the soul of liang ixn
B :what is soul?
A:can make out of gold one?
B:i wan golden soul
A:haha,have to use golden compas
B:.....=.=III
A:swt wat,this is feinism
B:it's Feism


u knw wat is this?

English...

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!


Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.


Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?


Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.


Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)


Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Memo

the look and feel of this website is a matter of the whole party, if you think that this template is suitable then we shall keep it, if not please look for some suggestion and propose them by posting the picture of the template in here.

as a reference , this link has some nice looking template available for free, have a look
http://freeskins.blogspot.com/

Once nomination is made, we shall discuss and eventually change the template

thank you
"Long live President Fahrenheit!"

Yang Berkhidmat
Lead Programmer of FEI
YAB Fei Chai

p/s: YAB= Yang Amat Berusaha

Sorry and welcome to the new look and feel

Yes I admit, my hands were itchy, I gatal gatal go and change the template of the blog again!
This time, this template is customize, I mean you seldom see it somewhere else.....hehehe....our blog is Rock'in !!! Yeah !!!

But......hehe, some features have been lost on the way I configure them.......so so sorry , I try to recover them when I'm free , dun worry.......

Hope that whoever who installed the chat box last time , help me to install it back, ok?

Anyone who has any problem with the new look and feel , something like missing features or missing button or when click the button it won't work , anything , just tell me and I try to fix it......

In short , i'm sorry for my hands being gatal but chill babe ..... we have a new look now and we can change the look as many times we want with anything from now on.......I will get to that features soon.......stay tune.......

"Beauty comes with a price." - quotes from President of FEI......

Sekian,
Terima Kasih......

Yeah..belanja makan

kini semua sudah terjawab,
pemimpin kita sudah berkata,
jangan lah ckp tanpa bersebab,
nanti kita jugak yang bengkak mata..

full confidence akan diberikan,
50 comment tidak tercapai,
arus kepimpinan semakin deras,
Blog FEI tidak akan terkapai kapai..

ade satu request utk president,
duit minyak harga melambung,
harap beliau dapat implement,
supaya tidak habis duit tabung,
cuba la berkorban demi resident,
kalo tidak kepimpinan camne nak di sambung??

semalam makan nasi lemak tidak bersambal,
tertanya tanya di manakah undang undang,
kita semuanya bukan bebal,
letak lah si penjual sambal udang...

kini hari semakin cerah,
angin pun bertiup sepoi sepoi bahasa,
jangan lah cepat marah,
Pemimpin yang berkorban demi agama, nusa dan bangsa...

Janji belanja makan sudah diberikan,
bilakah tarikh nak ditentukan,
wahai kawan kalo x sabar nak makan,
berikan comment secepat sakan....

George "Semak" and the President of China

George "Semak": "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Condoleeza "Nasi": "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."

Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Condoleeza: "That's correct."

George: "Then who is in China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."

Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleeza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

Another PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

We hav always heard about great philosopher, namely Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, etc...
In Chinese world, we had our own philosopher.. "The Great Confucius a.k.a. K'ung-fu-tzu.. His teachings have great influenced in the Chinese society..

Therefore, its a duty for Banana Republic to amplified the great philosophy teachings of Confucius.. We had compile a few of our own philosophy teachings.. Pls giv a great thought for it..

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.

When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Jangan cakap bukan bukan

saudara saudari yang datang dari pekan

saya ini tak pernah cakap bukan bukan

kalau sudah janji nak belanja makan

tentu janji akhirnya akan dipegang



saya dalam keadaan yang semakin tertekan

saya bukan suka tipu orang

saya tak pernah janji nak belanja makan

kalau u tekan saya lagi, ku belanja u goreng pisang

investment untuk dapatkan dividend

sebab saya handsem , saya ade confidence

kalau berani , undilah saya "no confidence"

if and only if , u ade evidence

sampai sini saja sajakku ini

sebab saya terasa boss saya sedang mari

kalau tak mau sotong digoreng kari

baik saya stop typing sampai sini

Pembalasan

Siapa yg suka makan kari,
dah terasa pedas cakap sori,
kini ada orang dah lupa diri,
walau hanya dipuji satu KALI..

pergi beli NASI LEMAK di pekan,
dah balik malsa nak mandi,
President FEI janji nak belanja makan,
sampai sekarang tak jadi jadi..
(siapa sokong president belanja makan, harap
letak komen untuk memberi pressure kepada beliau)

kaki kena cucuk paku tekan,
sebab kena kejar kalah judi,
setiap janji kenalah dikotakan,
sebelum kita buat 'no confidence' undi..

President ambik bendera utk disidai,
tetapi berakhir dengan terjumpa hantu,
kini mungkin belanja makan susah tidak memadai,
undi dan nomination jadi penentu..

kini president lari ke negeri sembilan,
setiap orang tertanya tanya,
marilah rakan marilah taulan,
satu undi tentukan segala galanya...

undi akan bermula dengan rasmi bila comment capai 50!!!

A PUBLIC Service Announcement from BANANA rePUBLIC

Well its not easy to learn "Chinese".. I was always called a "banana".. Well for those who are dumb enuf not to knw wat is a "banana"... Nup i mean da "banana" term not da fruit...

"Banana" is a term given for chinese who is illiterate in chinese n some cases (doesnt know how 2 speak in chinese = RAJA PISANG)

After years of being called a "banana", I hav revelutionized into a more complete "BANANA".

Recently, I hav found out da importance of knwin chinese. Jus imagine Olympics is cmin dy, n if u duno chinese n u r in China, hw??? Hw r u gona ask for directions to go the stadiums??

Well today, I hav compile a list of chinese words which u can learn in 5 minutes..


That's not right...

Sum Ting Wong


Are you harboring a fugitive?...

Hu Yu Hai Ding?


See me ASAP...

Kum Hia Nao


Stupid Man...

Dum Gai


Small Horse...

Tai Ni Po Ni


Did you go to the beach?...

Wai Yu So Tan?


My knee bumped into a coffee table...

Ai Bang Mai Ni


I think you need a face lift...

Chin Tu Fat


It's very dark in here...

Wai So Dim?


I thought you were on a diet...

Wai Yu Mun Ching?


This is a tow away zone...

No Pah King


Our meeting is scheduled for next week...

Wai Yu Kum Nao?


Staying out of sight...

Lei Ying Lo


He's cleaning his automobile...

Wa Shing Ka


Your body odor is offensive...

Yu Stin Ki Pu

The Story of a Physicist, Biologist & Chemist

3 people sat by the beach. One was physicist, another was biologist and the last was a chemist.

The physicist was amazed by the wavrs and jumped into it to learn about the physics of the waves and never came out [died].

Later the biologist jumped into it to do research about the aqualife and never came out [died].

But the chemist just sat by the beach observing the situation and jot down something. What exactly did the chemist wrote down in his notebook???









"The physicist and the biologist are very soluble in water"

Why Women Fart Less ??

Why do women fart less gas than men???

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!!!!

Anyone with answers to these questions???

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


Why is it that people say they "sleet like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

A Great Writer

A young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corp.

apa khabar tuan2 dan puan2(besertakan bapok skali)? sudey lamer kita dh tak bersemuka dan ingin saya sampaikan mesej semoga sihat2 belaka kepada semo walaupun anda disukai atau tidak.

sememangnya mengikut apa yg telah saya perhatikan, setakat kini dalam blog ini dibanjiri dengan pelbagai karya yg begitu menarik, kreatif, excellente, menyentuh perasaan (adakah saya membodek di sini?) dsb. namun, saya merasakan bahawa kdg kala kita kena jugak berfikir secara philosofikal, yakni cuba memahami apa yg berlaku di sekeliling kita, dan membuat huraian yg logical dan metafizikal mengenainya. mungkin karya saya nih serba miskin ,kekurangan idea dan langsung tak layak digelar 'karya' tetapi perasaan dalaman saya yg begitu bersifat reformasi tuh memberi dorongan kpd saya utk menghabiskan 'karya' ini.

saban ari saya berpeluang melayar profil frenster kawan saya, saudara wanzul. dia jugak merupakan osmate saya dan utk pengetahuan anda(walaupun anda tidak memerlukannya), saudara wanzul hanya tinggal di sebelah saya sahaja. maka ianya hanya sesuatu yg semula jadi utk saya bersimpati terhadap dia sekiranya dia menerima layanan yg buruk, diherdik atau dimaki hamun(sebagai contohnya).

saya terus memusing butang tetikus sehingga saya menemui sesuatu yg mengejutkan. di bawah kolum 'who I want to meet', saudara wanzul mengatakan bahawa dia ingin bertemu dgn rakan sejurusan yg lebih baik ati. apakah ini bermaksud dlm kursus beliau, mmg tidak ade seseorang yg bersikap baek ati?

sesungguhnya satu perasaan yg marah, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin membela nasib, sesuatu perasaan yg ingin menyepak bola (manusia) tertimbul dlm hati saya. selamanya nih saya mengingatkan bhw ptu merupakan satu institusi di mana rakan 2 sejurusan mengambil berat sesama sendiri. di mana adanya tips, di gtalk la muncul tips2 tersebut. sekiranya tanpa sikap baek hati, mustahilnya tips2 tersebut akan muncul di kaca gtalk masing2. oley yg demikian saya berpendapat bhw besar kemungkinan saudara wanzul terpaksa berdepan dgn segorombolan manusia yg sejuk seperti ais. mungkin dia tidak dilewat tetapi utk berdepan dgn rakan2 sejurusan yg pentingkan diri sendiri, itu satu bentuk penglewatan yg begitu menyakitkan hati.

saya mengujarla tuan2 dan puan2 yg dihormati skalian utk merenung-renungkan situasi yg menimpa saudara wanzul ini. sememangnya betolla kata2 hikmah ini bersatu teguh bercerai roboh. apa salahnya kalo kita bersama2 menuju ke arah kejayaan? selamat malam semo.

Kungfu Panda??

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

The Story of 3 Brothers

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to immigrate and live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu's application was rejected got sent back to China.

Lead, Follow, Get Out of the Way?

Pilihanraya Umum yang julung-julung kali diadakan bagi mempertandingkan kerusi presidensial parti FEI sudahpun bermula dan kini memasuki hari kedua. Walaubagaimanapun, kehangatannya belum mula dirasai. Selain daripada courser yang malu-malu miao(shy shy cat), tiada lagi calon-calon yang s^8 untuk mencalonkan diri sendiri.

*s^8 = super suka sangat selalu syiok sendiri sampai siao

Menurut YSB (Yang Senang Bahagia) Tan Sri Tan, "Terdapat 3 sebab tiada calon lain yang ingin bertanding:

1. Pemberontak - lead
Setiap negara memerlukan pembangkang. Dalam FEI, hanya terdapat Courser yang bersifat ingin memberontak, sepertilah Hitler ataupun yang seperti yang tak serik-serik buat sodomi itu. Beliau memilih lead, lead the rebel. Die ingat die hero la tu....

2. Makan Suap - follow
Semua orang telah dimakan dan disuap oleh president iaitu YAXB Feirenhait supaya tidak bertanding merebut kekuasaan beliau. diu... semua orang hanya ingin follow sahaja seperti lalang yang ditiup angin. Bayangkan mulut-mulut member yang mengikut tangan YAXB Farenhait semasa sesi menyuap.

3. FEI - get out of the way
Member tahu jika bertanding sekalipun tidak akan memenangi banyak undi. Kerana member-member parti akan membuang undian FEI(undian yang tak berguna - 废票) Maka ini adalah tindakan get out of the way.

Oleh itu, sila buat pilhan anda yang tepat; lead, follow, get out of the way!!!

Creative thinking for the bored cubicle workers

When i was sitting in the cubicle all day long, i go through alot of things . and when alot of things go into my mind , it will stimulate my creative thinking. here are some of the results:

• when i was cold - i wish the office has this culture of hugging your friend whenever your feel cold in the office. let say, we put a termometer in the centre of the office and when the reading fall below 15 degree celcius , we can go around and start hugging some opposite sex colleagues . i will sure be so happy.....


• when i was cold - i wish that each of the cubicle has one hand dryer just like the one u probably find in the toilet. can warm my hands up, u know, hand and fingers are very important for programmer ......


• when i was hungry- i wish the office has this sushi railroad installed on top of our cubicle wall and run along from one cube to another and goes all the way to Sushi King or Sake Sushi in Queensbay.....Yummy......


• when i was hungry - i saw the cleaner will push a trolly around to empty the dustbin of our cubicles.....i wish it was dim sum seller with her dim sum trolly ........ yummy ..... i might wan "Char siew pau"


• when i was bored- i wish i could just stand up and yell, "Babo lo" , then the whole office will connect to the server and play Babo.

this is so far what i wish when i'm bored in the office just like now........

PRESIDENT FEI

hari hari makan maggi,
sampai lah esok tengahari,
hati manusia susah diselami,
president FEI sedang risau siapa yang memahami

maruah kini telah tercalar,
desas desus telah disebar,
pabila kepimpinan dicabar,
president FEI hilang sabar...

kini president fei belajar seni,
supaya dapat mempertahankan diri,
entahla, siapa yang cukup berani,
hinggakan nak berebut kepimpinan dengan president FEI.

Logo president ialah go "SEI"!!
di jauh pun terbau bau,
walaupun president FEI memang 'FEi',
siapa lagi yang se-'FEI' beliau??

minuman kesukaan beliau ialah sarsi,
walaupun lebih suka disusui,
gunakan akal berikan dedikasi,
blog FEI haruslah di perbaharui.

badan beliau juga ada daki..
kadang kala kena maki,
gerakkan tangan gerakkan kaki,
FEI chai semua adalah sekaki!!!

walaupun beliau ialah laki laki,
die catwalk bila disuruh lari,
kini walaupun sudah sekaki,
satu seluar guna sehari,
beliau berkorban hingga tiada baki,
bila mati pun wajah berseri seri...

kasihani la president berikan kereta,
itupun kereta yang kita curi,
itulah president FEI kita,
yang cukup kita segani...

请投Nasi Lemak一票

本人以废党创始人之一把手上的一票投给 NASI Lemak 成为我们的党主席夫人（废沦海：wau,我一定要成为党主席！！）。身为党主席夫人必须够辣够狠够美（呃。。。我不知道美不美可是我们的废沦海以为她而疯狂了，证据是废沦海用她的名字来助选，虽然废沦海已经解释可是解释就是掩饰）来牵制我们的党主席。因为废柴这门手艺很容易引起帅哥美女们的青睐，尤其是废党主席更是令万千少女为之疯狂（谜之声：ei，受欢迎好像叫飞轮海，不是废沦海哦。。。）。加上本党搞活动需要费用，以nasi lemak的姿色与硬朗的态度，肯定将筹到一笔可观的经款。以下是状况剧例子，如有雷同纯属巧合。（虽然实际情况一定是这样）

Nasi Lemak :wei,捐钱啊！！！！
废沦海 :好好好，我捐一百万
Nasi Lemak :一百万，这样少meh!!!，至少1000万啦。。。
废沦海 :好好好，就一千万
Nasi Lemak :我说一千万你就一千万，没有点诚意，加多点
废沦海静静的在加多一千万。。。。。

由此可见，我们nasi lemak 的厉害，请投她神圣的一票。。。。。

Memorandum

战书(surat perang/war letter?)

saya ni sangat open minded punye, kalau ade candidate yg lebih berkaliber dan most of all lebih Fei daripada saya, i will undurkan diri. i'm not like some leader in Melesia yg x mau pergi (Savvy Yelu ?) But i'm also not like some leader from chinese party that dun wanna keep his presidency (Ong XX Ting ? Hope u dun think to some malaysian food which sounds something like 'nasi lemak').

In short, Ok, i will take the challenge and if u think u by any chance or any possibility or any luck (which i think it's 0 ) Fei'er than me , come la, challenge me!!! Fight like a stick , babe, fight like a stick !!!!

p/s: dun bully me wo, i got work to do one, not so free....please please

HEHE, u all shall see my power. I'm quite confident in myself.....coz yesterday night, God passed me a Stick and said to me, " Son , u will take this Stick and do my wonder!!!" - (script taken from Disney's movie, "The Prince of Egypt" , just that i'm not Moses)

Sekian ,

多谢晒, 多谢晒!

废沦海,

废柴大联盟

Assumption~~~

u knw...as student(i dunno others la, but for my course is like tat ), we always have to answer such question during the quizzes,tests, final exams...

exp: answer the bla bla bla question and state the assumptions, if any..

so, to answer such question, we can use 1 formula to get a full mark.

wanna knw?


easy only..




ans:
1st step: u can write down any formula tat u stil remember, no matter is V=IR, a=(v-u)/t,
watever sinx cos y tan z, anything..write it down, and put the magic assumption
: Assume the formula is applicable.

2nd step: do the calculation or watsoever in ur mind, then again, write the magic assumption
：assume the calculation is correct.

last step: write any possible answer tat u think is correct, the write the magic sentences: based
on the assumptions that required by the question，we can conclude tat this answer is
correct.


see, how useful is the assumption!!!

pilihan umum

selamat sejahtera saya ucapkan, sekali lagi, untuk mengimbangkan jurang antara bilangan post bagi bc,bi dan bm, say sekali lagi terpaksa manulis sesuatu dengan bahasa melayu saya yang amat tidak bagus..


walaubagaimanapun, itu hanya introduction,sekaranglah baru isi-isi yang penting sekali.

seperti yang anda boleh perhatikan, FEI sekali lagi mencapai satu tahap yang lebih tinggi, iaitu terdapat 138 posts dalam blog ini.oleh kerana kita bukan kelab 183, dan "fei" sometimes quite related dengan "38", jadi kita akan adakan pilihan umum bagi post yang paling kreatif and FEI.

Syarat-syarat untuk menyertai pilihan ini
1.post itu semestinya ade seorang penulis dan telah dipostkan dalam F.E.I sebelum 2008/7/1.
2.isinya haruslah sangat fei sampai xboleh fei lagi.
3.isinya perlu 100% original, plagiarism adalah amat tidak digalakkan.
4.perlu register dengan buat post di FEI, tarikh tutup adalah 2008/7/15,lepas kumpul segala cadangan, kita akan ade satu pengundian.
5. HADIAH. ya..hadiah yang amat menarik ditawarkan.top 3 daripada undian umum ini akan diberi peluang untuk melibatkan diri dalam persaing bagi jawatan presiden of F.E.I (sorry la yaxb, bukannye mau rebut makan dengan kamu)


sekian, terima kasih.


berkhidmat untuk fei.


regards,
fei fei fei

Minggu Melancong ke Luar Negara

1st July 2008, Penang - FEI telah melancarkan salah satu daripada program yang terbesar minggu ini; Minggu Melancong Ke Luar Negara Sebelum Kegawatan Ekonomi. Ini adalah berikutan kejadian Inflasi di negara kita baru-baru ini. Sebut tentang perkara berkenaan, YAXB Dato Seri Feirenhait berkata bahawa ini adalah usehe terbaru daripada parti FEI yang menggalakkan orang ramai untuk melancong ke luar negara sementara masih berkemampuan.

"Saye berase same sekali kite sebagai wargenegare Meleshie patutlah melancong ke luar negare. Ini adalah kerane barang dekat luar negare kini hampir same murah dengan barangan tempatan. Malahan di sesetengah negare obersee, barangnye adalah jauh lebih murah daripade produk kite. Adalah dinasihatkan kepade semue supaye melancong selagi boleh. Kerane kemungkinan kite akan terpakse kais pagi, makan pagi, kais petang,makan petang. Orang Meleshie makan 6 meal, terpakselah kais 6 kali sehari. Penat tu..."

In the program itself, YAXB(Yang Amat Tak Berguna) Dato Seri Freaquency juga menyampaikan hadiah dan hamper bernilai rm5 kepada pemenang peraduan melancong ke luar negara yang paling kerap.

Pemenang tersebut berkata, "Hampeh. rm5 jer hadiahnye. Kurang asam dan hadiah betul..."

YAXB Dato Seri Freaquency juga berkata, "Dengan menggalakkan orang kite melancong ke luar negare, peniage tempatan tidaklah akan terase serbe salah apabile ingin merompak pelancong dengan harge barangan yang tinggi. Besides, ini boleh membantu meningkatkan pendapatan syarikat penerbangan tempatan, terutamanye MAS yang sedang gigih untuk memulihkan situasi kewangannye."

Pada Akhir Program Pelancaran tersebut, YAXB Dato Seri Feirenhait pula menyeru agar orang ramai tidak akan crying over the spilt gold pada masa kelak dan patutlah mnendapatkan tiket penerbangan dengan segera. Tempahan tiket boleh dibuat secara online di www.feiasia.com.my.

beijing 2008

u knw...the logo of beijing 2008 is so nice...





but do u knw who is the designer?







a person...


that design the logo...


the logo is full of his tears...


his spirit...


his soul...


his bloods....


his life...


dun believe it?



lets c the evidence....


























=.=lll.......

Picture of A Word, 1 Word...

Often we say that pictures worth a thousand words. But some pictures only worth a word. Just like the picture below :


















"FEI" - (废, useless, tak berguna)

Cold and Hot

Have you ever imagine something with 2 characteristics at the same time? Hereby we found it unbelievable with the specimen below. The subject caught our attention by having two conflicting characteristics at the same time; hot and cold.

This is hot. Look at those muscles.

And this is cold (很冷的笑话)…He’s trying to make a cold joke, or maybe he isn’t…

機智與反應

一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。
一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」

「嗯，」那人說到，「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」

「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的。」

沒想道對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜，售貨員沒辦法只好詢問經理。

「經理，外面有一個混蛋偏偏要買半棵高麗菜！」沒想到，一轉頭，那顧客就跟在門後，售貨員腦筋很快，「咳，而這一位先生呢，想買另外半棵！」

事情過後，經理覺得此人反應不錯，便想調他去鳳凰城分公司當主管。

售貨員聽到了立刻不以為然，非常不高興說道：「拜託！鳳凰城那種地方只有妓女和曲棍球球員才會住在那！」

經理立刻臉色大變，「是喔，真不巧！我老婆住在鳳凰城已經兩年了！」

售貨員一聽立刻轉道：「嗯，那，你老婆是打哪一個位置？」

游泳時隨便尿尿的後果

[转载]
小張是我的一個朋友.
有一天他要去游泳,叫我一起去.
他說:"走呀!請你去游泳!"
我說:"不去!"
他說:"為什麼?"
我說:"水太髒,他們都往裡尿尿."
他說:"那我們也往裡尿呀!"
我說:"不去."
然後他自己就去了.
玩了沒半個小時,給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢來,我尿尿讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼還能讓人抓住呢?"
他說:"人家在水裡尿,我上跳台尿的."
第二天,還沒臉偷偷的又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我在水裡尿的,昨天罰了300,上了點火.一尿尿拉黃線了!"
第三天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,昨天受了涼，尿的時候帶出來一泡屎"
第四天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我那300塊錢,我尿尿又讓人抓住了.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,今天看見一個超級火爆的美女，尿的時候帶出來的居然是白色粘狀物"
第五天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,尿得太多，整個池子都溢出來了"
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第六天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來人都嚇跑了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第七天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"我一來，游泳池的人全尿了.
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第八天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
我說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我一來，管理員嚇尿了。」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第九天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,我尿不出來人家不讓走了.」
我："。。。。。。。。。"
第十天,又去了.沒玩半個小時又給我打電話.
說:"給我拿300塊錢.
我說:"怎麼又抓住了."
他說:"別提了,還沒尿,人家一看又是我,就先罰300塊"
我："。。。。。。。。。"