Fei-Chai City 16 March - "Air Asia will not land in Malaysia in the near future! Arghh... Haaa.....(Yawning) " said Yang Amat X Berguna Fei Run Hai, Miniter of Public Transport after wake up from his sleep this morning.
According to him, Air Asia is planning to cut down the cost further by not paying the air port tax. "By not paying the air port tax, the air port would have less income, with less income because of less tax then less tax would be collected and less income would the air port has. So, Air Asia cannot land! Arghh...HAAAA..........KoKoKo!!!.....(yawned and nearly chocked himself) " said YAXB Fei this morning (although nobody understand what he was talking, I doubt same goes to him!)
When inquired about the new tactic to encounter this measure by the Minister of Public Transport, Mr Tony, CEO of Air Asia said, "The passengers have to jump..." said Tony," Oh my GOD! The passengers have to jump!!!" said Tony after Derby had lost in a football match yesterday.
"We will ask the passengers to jump with parachute but the parachute is excluded from the ticket fee of course..." said Tony after Man had won in a football match yesterday also. "Then we will throw down ropes for passenger to climb up for boarding, again the rope is also excluded from the ticket fee of course, Hahahaha" By that, he said " Then we can realize our new company slogan , ' Everyone can fly...At least once..."
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