Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Story of "Ah Singh"

A Singh who is a sailor?
> Karpal Singh

A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
> Yam Singh

A Singh who is digging a hole?
> Menggali Singh

A Singh who likes to slap people?
> Tao Pa Singh

A Singh who is a gangster?
> SamSingh

A Singh who is lost?
> MisSingh

A Singh who is noisy?
> BiSingh

A Singh who likes herbs?
> Gin Singh

A Singh who kills people?
> AssasSingh

A Singh with one ball?
> BalWanSingh (Ball One Singh)

A Singh with two balls?
> BalanSingh (Balancing)

A Singh with three balls?
> AMAZING!!!

A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
> KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

A Singh who likes to drink soya milk?
> Yeoh Hup Singh

A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
> No la... not Titanic Singh... is KaramSingh!

A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
> Relax Singh

A Singh who is a lousySingh?
> OwtarSingh

A Singh who likes roundabout?
> PuSingh

A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
> Sou Pah Singh

A Singh who is a three stars general?
> Sam Lap Singh (in Cantonese)

A Singh who succeed in forming his own country, what will he call the currency?
> Mata Wang Ah Singh

A Singh who likes to scold people?
> Tiu Nia Singh!


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