The opposite of man, hard to satisy??

If you kiss her, you are not a
gentleman--u ni x gentle la~

If you don’t, you are not a man-- u ni laki ke?

If you praise her, she thinks you are
lying--tipu!! i gemuk u ckp i kurus??liar!!

If you don’t, you are good for nothing--u ni bodoh la!!

If you agree to all her likes, you are
a wimp--x 'man' langsung!!

If you don’t, you are not understanding--ape ni??ni pun kau x tau?camne u jadi bf i?

If you visit her often,she thinks it is
boring--tgk muka kau selalu, mau muntah ooo, bla la...jumpa sekali dlm sebulan...

If you don’t , she accuses you of
double-crossing----u satu kaki 4 sampan a??

If you are well dressed, she says you
are a playboy--pakai cantik cantik ni, nak gi menggatal ke??

If you don’t , you are a dull boy--pakai cam apek?camne nak jumpe org??

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad--kecil hati betul, cubala gentlemen sikit...

If you don’t, she thinks you do not
love her--u dun love me...that guy look at me oso u din do anyting..sob sob sob...!!

If you attempt a romance, she says you
didn’t respect her--hey!!hormat sikit!!

If you don’t, she thinks you do not
like her--i tau, u langsung x suka i, and x cinta i....

If you are a minute late, she complains
it’s hard to wait---kau ni, cam pompuan la..selalu lambat..

If she is late, she says that’s a
girl’s way--biasala..kan i ni pompuan..kenala pakai bedak...bla bla bla
If you visit another man, you’re not
putting in “quality time”---x tau hargai masa ngan i la u ni...ape hengtai hengtai...ade hengtai mou ngo!!

If she is visited by another woman, “Oh
it’s natural, we are girls”--- we are 'chi' mui ma...

If you kiss her once in a while, she
professes you are cold---huh...u dah boring ngan i ke??

If you kiss her often, she yells that
you are taking advantage---selalu menggatal...ambik kesempatan ke?

If you stare at another woman, she
accuses you of flirting-nanti i korek mata u baru tau..

If she is stared by other men, she says
that they a just admiring---biasala..beauty of art!!

If you talk, she wants you to listen----i nak ckp ni....aku lempang kang..u shut up n let me talk!

If you listen, she wants you to talk---y u keep quiet, i wan ur opinion, say it la~

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful

we man, what should we do??????