PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Sammi
Sammi on pos laju :- "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)
On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
Sammi said in a ceremah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Sammi glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
Whenever Sammi opens his mouth it's always volume 10 lik da Loudspeaker (da one wit da green 4 wheeldrive who almost bang a lorry). Never see him talk softer.
Sammi's favorite quote on national television for the decade is this lah:"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!
"Semasa krisis air: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!
"Tentang masaalah sosial: "..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada..
"Semasa kempen derma darah :"..marilah kita semua menderma dara..
"Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (sebenarnya saudara-saudari)
Sammi, you seem to be very popular. Everyone here seem to be taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on your head.
Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"
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